No Man’s Land
PPV
War Memorial Stadium
Little Rock Arkansas
January 26, 2008
Welcome to War Memorial Stadium for the much anticipated USWA pay per view No Man’s Land. I’m Commissioner Cold and here with me calling the action tonight is the one and only Mr John Madden welcome John. Thanks glad to be here Cold. You know there’s nothing better to get your adrenaline pumping than being ringside for some one on one competition. I’m really looking forward to this. So am I John lets go to our first match
Ladies Title Match
Lita (Challenger) VS Mickie James (Champion)
James gets the initiative after the opening bell with a high kick...snap suplex by Lita....hair pull and snap mare by James...Lita swings for the fences with a snap DDT..1.. kickout by James...James with a shoulder tackle and backslide pin...1..2. Lita kicks out..Lita with a crushing snap suplex...James is down. MOONSAULT BY Lita..the ref starts his count..1..2..3. Lita wins it[/center]
New USWA Ladies Champion - Lita
John Madden - The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.
Commissioner Cold - Agreed John
Scaffold Match
Robert Fuller VS USWA Hardcore Champion Barry Horowitz
Horowitz tries to humiliate Fuller with several slaps to the face...Roundhouse rights by Fuller...Horowitz with a superkick...Horowitz slaps himself on the back as Fuller begins to lose his balance on the edge of the scaffold. Fuller hangs on and regains his balance... Fuller nails Horowitz with a suplex sending him rolling off the scaffolding...Horowitz manages to hang on with one hand...Horowitz begs off as Fuller pauses and looks to the crowd...Fuller with a loaded boot to the head.. Horowitz falls hard to the mat.. Fuller is victorious
John Madden - With all his tumid boasts, he's like the sword-fish, who only wears his weapon in his mouth.
Commissioner Cold - Yeah Horowitz sucks that’s for sure
13 Man Gimmick Battle Royal
1. Sir Lanny Poffo - USWA
2. Mr Olympia - RMWA
3. Red River Jack - PNW
4. Red Rooster - Tag
5. Gangrel - ILWA
6. Virgil - GPW
7. Adrian Street - WCCW
8. Jim Duggan - RSW
9. Mongolian Stomper - GLWA
10. Iron Sheik - SMW
11. Roughouse Fargo - MCW
12 Kamala - PWR
13. Honkytonk Man- PCW
Roughouse Fargo eliminates Mr. Olympia
Red River Jack eliminates Mongolian Stomper
Virgil eliminates Roughhouse Fargo
Jim Duggan eliminates Sir Lanny Poffo
Jim Duggan eliminates Gangrel
Kamala eliminates Red Roster & Red River Jack
Iron Sheik eliminates Adrian Street
Virgil eliminates Kamala
Honkytonk Man eliminates Virgil
Iron Sheik eliminates Honkytonk Man
Winner
The Iron Sheik
John Madden - Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.
Commissioner Cold - ?
Loser Leaves Town Match
Doctor D David Shultz (representing Commissioner Cold)
VS Jerry Jarret[/color
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Shultz attacks a nervous looking Jarret before the bell and tosses him out of the ring onto the concrete floor..Jarret crawls back in the ring at the count of 8..piledriver by Shultz..1..2 kickout..Shultz with a FLYING CORKSCREW ELBOW..1..kickout. Jarret with a forearm uppercut.. Jarret out of nowhere with a CROSS BODY BLOCK...1..2..3..Jarret gets the win
John Madden - WOW ! every bone in my body said Jarret was in for the beating of lifetime but hey the underdog pulled off a big upset always expect the unexpected especially in pro wrestling
Commissioner Cold - d**n !
USWA Title Match
Scott Hall (Challenger) VS George Hackenschimdt (Champion)
Hackenschimdt nails Hall with a knee smash followed by a single leg pickup and slam and goes for the pin.1..2..kickout by Hall .... Hall comes off the ropes with a shoulder tackle picks Hackenschimdt off the canvas and delivers an OUTSIDER’S EDGE..1..2..3
New USWA Champion
Scott Hall
In the middle of Hall’s victory celebration Dutch Savage walks down the ramp tosses his money in the bank briefcase in the ring and announces he’s cashing it in right here tonight.
Hall with a back suplex and cover..1..2.. kickout...Hall with an low angle chokeslam ...1..kickout..Hall with a back suplex..1..2..kickout again by Savage..Savage comes back with a series of roundhouse rights and a flying clothesline down goes Hall..1..2..3
New USWA Champion
Dutch Savage
Commissioner Cold - That about wraps things up for tonight thanks for joining us tonight John.
John Madden - No problem I really enjoyed myself and remember self praise is for losers be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
Commissioner Cold’s Office - Commissioner Cold is in his office emptying out his desk and packing up his things when Miss Tiffany walks in holding a letter.
Miss Tiffany - Sir I was looking for Mr. Jarret but I’m glad you’re here. I just wanted to say it was a pleasure working for you and I’ve decided to turn in my resignation rather than work for the new Commissioner.
Commissioner Cold -Thanks but honestly you’d be doing me a great disservice by resigning.
Miss Tiffany - Sir ?
Commissioner Cold - I need you to stick around here and sort of take of some things for me at least for a little while. Understand ?
Miss Tiffany - Loud and clear sir ( ripping up the resignation)
Commissioner Cold - I knew I could count on you and after we’re finished here come see me and I’ll set you up with a nice cushy job in my new toy company
SPECIAL THANKS TO GRAYMAR FOR GIVING ME THE OK TO RIP OFF HIS MATCH WRITE STYLE FOR THIS CARD