Post by wildfire on Jul 24, 2010 0:48:23 GMT -4
Antimony got me psyched up for POW, so I thought I'd give it another shot.
I give you....
Tuesday Night Slobberknocker [/size]
1.5.2121
MENSAR def. Hanuman with a Rear Naked Choke @ 2:17 of the 1st Round
Hanuman started the match with a clinch, and clearly didn't want to throw hands with the big Mensan. Cordanus was hollering from the start to break things up. Hanuman with a nice takedown... delivers a few shots from the top.. tries to work a knee bar.. Mensar takes his back... locks in the choke.. it's over!
Post-Match with interview with Cordanus:
Why on Mensa's name is the start of this organization fighting a damn monkey to open the show? He didn't even need his amazing power to dispatch him, just a simple ground exercise... I put up more resistance when we're training. I am formally requesting... no... DEMANDING Mensar compete for the first Super Heavyweight title. No one else is in his league!
As he was departing, Cordanus practically ran into Hanuman, who very nearly leveled him, but instead turned and headed back to the locker room, fists clinched to his sides.
JACK OF DIAMONDS def. Raze by Split Decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
First Round:
Both men are cautious at the start. Jack drops Raze with a nice combo... gets into half-guard... dropping elbows... Raze covers up.. Jack definitely did some damage... Referee stands them up... Jack seems content to have won the round. Raze feints in, but doesn't make any big moves... crowd restless.. bell rings.
2nd Round:
Raze dominant from the opening bell... the go to the clinch... strong knees by Raze... takedown... Raze worked for the choke... Jack reverses, but can't get inside Raze's guard... Back up in the center of the ring...Jack lands a few punches, but no real damage done... Raze shoots in... blocked, and takes a strong kick for his trouble... that's the bell.
3rd Round:
Raze gets a quick takedown... looking for an arm bar.. no luck.. Jack gets the top... elbow strikes.. Raze is split open over the eye... Raze grabs a wrist...both me gassed... Jack working just enough to keep the referee happy... Raze doing everything he can, but stuck on the bottom... Jack content to let the round run out.. crowd booing a bit... bell rings
Post-match with Jack of Diamonds
Roe Jogan: The crowd wasn't too happy with that performance, why the slow pace?
Jack: (chuckles) I'm a wrestler.. this MMA stuff is new to me, and I'm not a young man, to learn so many new tricks. I think I'll have a little something for those Fight Club kids before too long, though.
LATASHA def. nano with a double leg takedown @ 4:27 of round 2.
1st Round:
Latasha doesn't know what to make of Nano... who kept shouting 'PLAY!' during the introductions. Latasha seemed scared to death to stand... even the slightest punch dropped her to the ground like a ton of bricks, but it was all calculated... No offense to speak of by Latasha, despite Franco's imploring. Referee keeps standing them up, and Latasha keeps going down... finally the bell rings.
2nd Round:
Nano changes tack, and goes for a choke once Latasha flops to the ground...Nano tries a choke.. Latasha squirms out... they stand up.. Nano with a good kick to the body.. Latasha suddenly shoots in, taking everyone in the place by surprise... Nano hits the ground hard.. it's not moving... they call for the bell... 15 seconds later Nano pops back up and shouts 'Play!'.. the doctors had to explain the match was over
Post-Match with Franco Jesterelli
Roe Jogan: I can honestly say I've never seen anything quite like that, Franco.
Franco: Sheza great, isn't she?
Roe Jogan: Yeah, great... but why wouldn't she fight back.
Franco: Priorities, Jogan... we canta have that beautiful face marked upa with a photo shoot later on tonight.. Come on, my superstar.
NERO def. Absalom with a spinning back fist @ 1:41 of Round 2
1st Round:
Nero completely dominated, though was slow to follow up advantages at time, as Dr. Barnabas shouted out very specific instructions... Absalom was able to block a few extra punches, but never mounted any sort of offense... His left eye was swollen half-shut by the end of the round.
2nd Round:
Absalom came out on fire, determined to make some noise... takedown... both men active, but neither can get an advantage... stand up... Nero leads with a flurry... Absalom reeling... spinning back fist... Absalom is out.
No post match interview for Dr. Barnabas.. he hurried his man past the media and to the back.
POW Heavyweight Title Match
SABOTEUR def. Cypher with a Hadaka Jime @ 2:05 of the 1st Round to become the 1st POW Heavyweight Champion.
Saboteur gets in a strike... Cypher looks to shoot.. goes for a leg takedown.. Saboteur is able to twist as the fall and gets the top... Cypher tries to turn to escaple... Saboteur stops him with a lightning fast change of direction on the ground... Saboteur locks in the hold... cranks it... Cypher fading.. and there's the bell!
Belt Presentation
Jogan: Congratulations, Saboteur, you're the POW's very first MMA champion.
Saboteur: Of course, Roe. The network wants to save my final victory over Shylock, so be it.. I'm happy to defeat the 2nd string until the time comes... what?
Cypher, who was on his way to the back, turns and heads back to the ring, shouting in his native language all the way. Security cuts him off and ushers him to the locker room before anyone could join him.
See? Don't worry, sunshine, there's no shame in losing to the greatest Mixed Martial Artist of all time.
I give you....
Tuesday Night Slobberknocker [/size]
1.5.2121
MENSAR def. Hanuman with a Rear Naked Choke @ 2:17 of the 1st Round
Hanuman started the match with a clinch, and clearly didn't want to throw hands with the big Mensan. Cordanus was hollering from the start to break things up. Hanuman with a nice takedown... delivers a few shots from the top.. tries to work a knee bar.. Mensar takes his back... locks in the choke.. it's over!
Post-Match with interview with Cordanus:
Why on Mensa's name is the start of this organization fighting a damn monkey to open the show? He didn't even need his amazing power to dispatch him, just a simple ground exercise... I put up more resistance when we're training. I am formally requesting... no... DEMANDING Mensar compete for the first Super Heavyweight title. No one else is in his league!
As he was departing, Cordanus practically ran into Hanuman, who very nearly leveled him, but instead turned and headed back to the locker room, fists clinched to his sides.
JACK OF DIAMONDS def. Raze by Split Decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
First Round:
Both men are cautious at the start. Jack drops Raze with a nice combo... gets into half-guard... dropping elbows... Raze covers up.. Jack definitely did some damage... Referee stands them up... Jack seems content to have won the round. Raze feints in, but doesn't make any big moves... crowd restless.. bell rings.
2nd Round:
Raze dominant from the opening bell... the go to the clinch... strong knees by Raze... takedown... Raze worked for the choke... Jack reverses, but can't get inside Raze's guard... Back up in the center of the ring...Jack lands a few punches, but no real damage done... Raze shoots in... blocked, and takes a strong kick for his trouble... that's the bell.
3rd Round:
Raze gets a quick takedown... looking for an arm bar.. no luck.. Jack gets the top... elbow strikes.. Raze is split open over the eye... Raze grabs a wrist...both me gassed... Jack working just enough to keep the referee happy... Raze doing everything he can, but stuck on the bottom... Jack content to let the round run out.. crowd booing a bit... bell rings
Post-match with Jack of Diamonds
Roe Jogan: The crowd wasn't too happy with that performance, why the slow pace?
Jack: (chuckles) I'm a wrestler.. this MMA stuff is new to me, and I'm not a young man, to learn so many new tricks. I think I'll have a little something for those Fight Club kids before too long, though.
LATASHA def. nano with a double leg takedown @ 4:27 of round 2.
1st Round:
Latasha doesn't know what to make of Nano... who kept shouting 'PLAY!' during the introductions. Latasha seemed scared to death to stand... even the slightest punch dropped her to the ground like a ton of bricks, but it was all calculated... No offense to speak of by Latasha, despite Franco's imploring. Referee keeps standing them up, and Latasha keeps going down... finally the bell rings.
2nd Round:
Nano changes tack, and goes for a choke once Latasha flops to the ground...Nano tries a choke.. Latasha squirms out... they stand up.. Nano with a good kick to the body.. Latasha suddenly shoots in, taking everyone in the place by surprise... Nano hits the ground hard.. it's not moving... they call for the bell... 15 seconds later Nano pops back up and shouts 'Play!'.. the doctors had to explain the match was over
Post-Match with Franco Jesterelli
Roe Jogan: I can honestly say I've never seen anything quite like that, Franco.
Franco: Sheza great, isn't she?
Roe Jogan: Yeah, great... but why wouldn't she fight back.
Franco: Priorities, Jogan... we canta have that beautiful face marked upa with a photo shoot later on tonight.. Come on, my superstar.
NERO def. Absalom with a spinning back fist @ 1:41 of Round 2
1st Round:
Nero completely dominated, though was slow to follow up advantages at time, as Dr. Barnabas shouted out very specific instructions... Absalom was able to block a few extra punches, but never mounted any sort of offense... His left eye was swollen half-shut by the end of the round.
2nd Round:
Absalom came out on fire, determined to make some noise... takedown... both men active, but neither can get an advantage... stand up... Nero leads with a flurry... Absalom reeling... spinning back fist... Absalom is out.
No post match interview for Dr. Barnabas.. he hurried his man past the media and to the back.
POW Heavyweight Title Match
SABOTEUR def. Cypher with a Hadaka Jime @ 2:05 of the 1st Round to become the 1st POW Heavyweight Champion.
Saboteur gets in a strike... Cypher looks to shoot.. goes for a leg takedown.. Saboteur is able to twist as the fall and gets the top... Cypher tries to turn to escaple... Saboteur stops him with a lightning fast change of direction on the ground... Saboteur locks in the hold... cranks it... Cypher fading.. and there's the bell!
Belt Presentation
Jogan: Congratulations, Saboteur, you're the POW's very first MMA champion.
Saboteur: Of course, Roe. The network wants to save my final victory over Shylock, so be it.. I'm happy to defeat the 2nd string until the time comes... what?
Cypher, who was on his way to the back, turns and heads back to the ring, shouting in his native language all the way. Security cuts him off and ushers him to the locker room before anyone could join him.
See? Don't worry, sunshine, there's no shame in losing to the greatest Mixed Martial Artist of all time.