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Post by todd on Mar 8, 2011 12:39:26 GMT -4
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Post by todd on Mar 16, 2011 20:23:49 GMT -4
W3
CHAMPIONSHIP RUMBLE
Mos Eisley Spaceport
Tatooine
Sponsored by Jack Mansteaks
“Simply Mansteak” Dark Matches Mini Moto The piggyback Ninjas beat Cosmic Ray with a spike piledriver Severe Wu Ping defeated Amish Robot with a severe sleeper Phineas Phatback with Eep Eeep standing at his side opens the show and welcomes everyone to the rebirth of the W3 wrestling federation Phatback quickly turns things over to the men seated at ringside calling the action Undercover Alien and Buddy Hotpants. Elimination Match For W3 Ladies Title
Thunder Ball vs. Suzy Succubus vs. Mona Mammeries vs. Cap’n Booticilous
Referee Jack Schlappe
Suzy Succubus eliminates Cap’n Bootilicious quickly with a SUCCUBUSTER. Thunderball hits Mona Mammeries with her VITAMEATAVEGIM finisher and covers for a 2 count. Suzy Succubus punishes Thunderball with a bitch slaps and a corner boot choke before
Taking her out with a impaler DDT. Suzy Succubus incapacitates Mona Mammeries with devil dust but fails to follow up with a flying elbow drop off the top turnbuckle when Mona rolls out of harms way. Mona puts the finishing touches on Suzy Succubus with THANKS FOR THE MAMMERIES W3 LADIES CHAMPION
MONA MAMMERIES ! 16 MAN RUMBLE FOR THE ULTIMATE TITLE First two in the ring to start things off The Boxing Bag of Bones John L Skeleton and The Master Of Chimp Fu Monkey Chan. #3 Everyone’s favorite inquisitor Lil’ Torquemada  - Monkey Chan eliminates John L Skeleton # 4 from the ninth plane of hell Johnny Satan !  on #5 Straight Out Of Compton Busta Capp !  - Johnny Satan and Busta Capp team up to eliminate Monkey Chan # 6 Making is professional wrestling debut Sheik Yerbouti !  - Johnny Satan eliminates Sheik Yerbouti - Lil’ Torquemada eliminates Busta Capp # 7 The Great Emancipator Abraham Lincoln X !  # 8 The Fighting Mad Hippie  # 9 The little lad who loves berries and cream Dickey Cravatte !  - Johnny Satan eliminates Lil Torquemada # 10 OOG !  - Oog goes right to work and takes out The Fighting Mad Hippie and Dick Cravatte #11 Mr. Tentacles Octopus Johnson !  - Lincoln X eliminates Johnny Satan. - Octopus Johnson eliminates Oog # 12 Half Man Half Mogwai Johnny Gizmo  #13 The Kitty Cat Golem Frankenpuss  - Johnny Gizmo takes out Octopus Johnson #14 The Oak Ridge Monster  - Frankenpuss eliminates Johnny Gizmo - The Oak Ridge Monster eliminates Frankenpuss #15 Flex Manley  #16 The Plastered Pillager Thundermug !  - Thundermug eliminates Lincoln X - Flex Manley eliminates Thundermug W3 ULTIMATE CHAMPION Flex Manley ! Quick Results
Monkey Chan eliminated John L Skeleton
Johnny Satan and Busta Capp eliminated Monkey Chan
Johnny Satan eliminated Sheik Yerbouti
Lil’ Torquemada eliminated Busta Capp
Johnny Satan eliminated Lil Torquemada
Oog eliminated The Fighting Mad Hippie and Dicky Cravatte
Lincoln X eliminated Johnny Satan
Frankenpuss eliminated Johnny Gizmo
- The Oak Ridge Monster eliminated Frankenpuss
Octopus Johnson eliminated Oog
Thundermug eliminated Lincoln X
- Flex Manley eliminated The Oak Ridge Monster
- Flex Manley eliminated Thundermug
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Post by todd on Mar 16, 2011 20:24:55 GMT -4
I wanted to do something different with this fed and decided to do the write with the same idea as Pure Hatred's In The Zone GWF fed. In case you're not familair with In The Zone it was written from the viewpoint of a typical Internet smarky columnist . It was incredible writing and one of the best GWF feds I've ever read. I could never hope to write something that good but I can put the same spine on this fed. I would normally ask permission first but it looks like Pure Hatred hasn't logged in for several years. So I hope he doesn't mind. This is work in progress and any feedback is appeciatedW3
SUPERSTARS
Sponsored by Spinxtor Cigars
The Big Picture The show centers around W3 champions Flex Manley and Mona Mammeries and potential number one contenders and challenges. Anybody and everybody from Severe Wu Ping to Thundermug and Cap’n Bootiliciou make some sort of noise about getting title shots. I’m not sure how but this leads to a mixed tag team main event between the two W3 champions taking on Johnny Satan and Suzy Succubus. The Main Event is decent enough with the ladies starting things off and the W3 ladies champion Mona Mammeries sending Suzy Succubus over the top rope with a very high kick just before the guys take over. Johnny Satan comes close to defeating W3 champion Flex Manley with a Viledriver and BEALZE BOMB before Manley comes back to win with FLEX APPEAL After the match the arena suddenly goes black and loud church bells ring out. A bright flash a of light reveals Lil Torquemada standing at the top of the entrance ramp pointing a scepter at Johnny Satan top as the show goes off the air Other Stuff I cant say enough bad things about the opening match of tonight’s show. Severe Wu Ping is a terrible worker and a complete no sell in my opinion. Hopefully the W3 will wont let this guy hang around and stick up the joint. Cosmic Ray on the hand seemed really over with the fans and I think we’ll see him getting a bigger place in the W3 in the future - a great back and forth match that really should have been the opening match sees Monkey Chan takes on John L Skeleton. Monkey Chan uses a variety of high flying moves and leg sweeps while John L Skeleton relies on his boxing skills. Monkey Chan delivers a CHIMPANSTEINER and makes the cover just as Chan’s manager Eep Eep jumps on the ring apron and takes a whiz on referee Jack Schlappe causing Chan to lose by disqualification. Eep Eep is such an ass but you have to love him Throughout the show The Fighting Mad Hippie is shown searching the arena for Phineas Phatback. The Fighting Mad Hippie is hell bent on confronting the W3 owner about making restitution for the forest disaster that caused him brain damage and destroyed a large chunk of the Brazilian rain forest but is given false information several times about Phatback’s whereabouts by Phatback’s personal assistant Dick Cravatte Sheik Yerbouti comes out to the ring to The Village People’s YMCA really winning over the crowd and especially color commentator Buddy Hotpants. The Sheik has the crowd dancing in the aisles in the mean time The Sheik’s opponent Busta Capp decided he’s had enough and takes out the soundboard with his gat hand. The Sheik grabs the mic and curses Busta Capp up and down In Arabic. Busta Capp responds by flashing some gang signs. This silly exchange goes on for several minutes the time keeper rings the bell and the ref orders the two to being the match. Overall this match isn’t too bad with the exception of all the pre match nonsense. Sheik Yerbouti puts a good fight and even gets a pin a pin attempt with DISCO BALL. Busta Capp lands a brutal GHETTO GUILLOTINE for the win Doctor Mutato cuts a creepy promo about the newest item available in the W3 online store the Doctor Mutato Create Your Own Shrunken Head Kit. Other items available soon Amish Robot My Legendary Journey From Rumspringa To The W3 DVD and a Flex Manley Stretch Armstrong As a added pre match attraction Octopus Johnson impresses the crowd by performing the classic Houdini milk can escape. Following the escape Johnson beats the tar out of poor Johnny Gizmo and forces him to tap out to a calamari twist Quick ResultsCosmic Ray def Severe Wu Ping * John L Skeleton def Monkey Chan by DQ **1/2 Busta Capp def Sheik Yerbouti ** Octopus Johnson def Johnny Gizmo * Flex Manley and Mona Mammeries def Johnny Satan and Suzy Succubus ***
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Post by jasonjaconetti on Mar 17, 2011 9:16:10 GMT -4
I was pulling for Busta Capp to take the gold, but Flex Manly ia such a manly champion
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Post by jasonjaconetti on Mar 17, 2011 11:31:43 GMT -4
I like the start. I tend to enjoy feds where it is obvious that the person writing it is enjoying the hell out it.
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Post by wildfire on Mar 17, 2011 12:05:11 GMT -4
Nice start, Todd... nice to see Werner's guys getting some love  |
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Post by jasonjaconetti on Mar 17, 2011 12:55:14 GMT -4
The W3's is one of my favorite sets. They just crack me up.
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Post by todd on Mar 17, 2011 22:27:12 GMT -4
Thanks I've always wanted to a do a W3 fed
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Post by kingwiththeax on Mar 18, 2011 2:22:58 GMT -4
Only character I am familiar with is the Abe Lincoln X but was a very good read. Keep up the good work!
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Post by todd on Mar 21, 2011 14:25:09 GMT -4
W3
SUPERSTARS
Sponsored by Grandma Granny’s Lemonade The Big Picture The show begins with the announcement of the first big W3 pay per view Brain Freeze. Last week’s show started out centering around the number one contenders for the Ultimate and W3 ladies titles but went off in a wacky direction. This week things seem to be back on track this week with a non title match between The Kitty Cat Golem Frankenpuss and W3 champion Flex Manley as the main event. The main event turned out to a shocker with Frankenpuss beating the W3 Champion clean with a gorilla press backbreaker followed by a FRANKENHAMMER. As big of a star as Manley is he seemed outmatched and over powered by the challenger. Other Stuff The W3 really seems to have a thing for bad opening matches and this week was no different. Thunderball showed everyone despite her advanced age she still can mix it up in the ring dominating Cap’n Bootilicous in a very one sided match and winning easily with VITAMEATAGIM. The highlight of this contest (if it really had one) took place after The match was over when the hoeless pimp Smoothupinya came out to proposition the girls. Cap’n Bootilicious bitch slaps Smoothupinya and Thunderball follows up with a MaGillicutter - Also announced on tonight’s show a MITB Ladder Match will take place at BRAIN FREEZE. In the first qualifying match John L Skeleton got the best of Cosmic Ray with GLOVES ARE OFF. Cosmic Ray put up a good fight but was outmatched by John L Skelton’s defensive skills. As much as I wanted to see a Blind Man in a ladder match it’s not going to happen this time - - The Fighting Mad Hippie continues his pursuit of W3 owner Phineas Phatback and is duped again by Phatback’s assistant Dicky Cravatte. Later on in the show The Fighting Mad Hippie is seen walking across the street to a pay phone shortly before the arena is cleared out due to an anonymous bomb scare. Highlights from the W3 rumble are shown to fill the time during the evacuation and bomb squad investigation - - Octopus Johnson comes out to the ring and makes a challenge for anyone to step up and break out of his Octopus Hold. Amish Robot accepts the challenge but doesn’t stand a chance. Amish Robot struggles to free himself but Johnson maintains the hold until Amish Robot blacks out. The crowd seems to really enjoy this segment never questioning how a robot can lose consciousness . The whole thing seemed really dumb to me - The Oak Ridge Monster falls short of his W3 rumble performance with a disappointing match against Johnny Satan. Satan is obviously the better worker and takes delight in slowly beating and punishing his opponent. The Oak Ridge Monster mounts a comeback with just for kicks and an American made suplex but goes down with a BEALZE BOMB. After the match the arena lights go out again and when they come back on Johnny Satan finds himself standing in a pool of blood - Thundermug makes a great entrance riding to the ring on a huge chopper decorated with animal skins and human skulls. Thundermug the mic to address the crowd when he’s drowned out by a hug pop from the crowd for ALX. ALX offers a handshake to start the match but gets a mouthful of ale spit in his face instead. This is a great back and forth match with ALX getting 3 near falls 2 with backslide pins and one with a civil war slam. Thundermug also has 3 near falls two with belly busters and one with a Viking spike. The big finish comes when ALX powers out of a longboat stretch , pummels Thundermug with Mounted Rushmore punches and hits Emancipation Devastation Quick ResultsThunderball def Cap ‘N Bootilicious * John L Skeleton def Cosmic Ray (MITB Qualifying Match) ** Johnny Satan def The Oak Ridge Monster *1/2 ALX def Thunder mug **** Frankenpuss def Flex Manley (non title) *** Biggest Heat - Thundermug Biggest Pop - ALX Overall 8/10This week’s show focused more on the action than silly promos and prematch nonsense. I thought the matches were much better quality with ALX vs. Thundermug being the best match of the show and there seems to be a decent build beginning for Brain freeze . On the down side the opening match was a real stinker for the second week in a row and I’m not sure what’s going on with the ladies division but it could really use a swift kick in the ass |
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Post by todd on Mar 26, 2011 21:36:01 GMT -4
W3 SUPERSTARS
Sponsored By
Pillchard Black Angus Burgers The show opens with Phineas Phatback making an official announcement that Dicky Cravatte has been promoted to general manager of W3 Superstars. The crowd has no reaction to speak of and could seem to care less. I have to agree with the audience on this one. The main event on tonight’s show is a big contract signing between W3 champion Flex Manley and Frankenpuss. The signing is uneventful and goes off without a hitch until Doctor Mutato splashes Manley in the face with some sort of green chemical which looks a lot like Listerine to me but whatever. Frankenpuss pummels Manley and body slams him through the table. The show ends with Manley rolling around the ring with his hands over his face and General Manager Dicky Cravatte making an announcement on the video screen that Manley will be defending his title at Brain Freeze in a tables, ladders, and chairs match ! Other Stuff - the first match of the night is newcomer Mini Moto The Piggybank Ninja squaring off against The Master Of Chimp Fu Monkey Chan. Monkey Chan kicks out of a perfectly executed spike piledriver and comes back with 2 Chimpansteiners which should have ended the match both times if it wasn’t for Eep Eep putting Mini Moto’s foot across the ropes and pointing it out to referee Millie Swimsuit. This match was fast paced with lots of action and a good opener for a change. Mini Moto gets the win here with a MITB Qualifying MatchesIn the first MITB qualifying match of the night the unfrozen caveman Oog makes quick work of Severe Wu Ping with a PREHISTORIC PLUNGE to qualify for the MITB ladder match at Brain Freeze. . If the W3 really wanted OOG in qualify that badly they should have just given him a bye instead of making us watch him bury a loser like Severe Wu Ping. This match was unnecessary and a complete waste of time. The next MITB qualifying match of the night was much better with underdog Johnny Gizmo defeating Busta Capp. After Gizmo’s quick elimination in the W3 rumble and the beating he took last week at the hands of Octopus Johnson I honestly didn’t expect him to be very high on the card. This was a solid match that really got the fans pumped up for the rest of the show. - You could literally hear a pin drop after the match when color commentator Buddy Hotpants stands up and asks Busta Capp how it feels to be put over by a Mogwai. Busta Capp dives over the announce table at Hotpants and the two brawl on the ground until security breaks it up - Suspected of being behind last week’s bomb scare The Fighting Mad Hippie finds himself banned from the arena. He leaves quietly but returns later in the show with a group of long haired sign waving protesters. As his first official act as general manager Dicky Cravatte summons Phineas Phatback’s elite security team The Knuckleheads to follow him outside to help take care of business. The knuckleheads scare off the protesters but then somehow end up fighting with each other as Cravatte beats The Fighting Mad Hippie with a garbage can lid and punishes him with a Cravatte Cross Face. This segment was ok and I really enjoyed watching the knuckleheads. I think they’d make a much better a comedy team than a group of tough guy enforcers  - Suzy Succubus and Thunderball square to determine Mona Mammeries opponent at Brain Freeze. The match isn’t too bad but nothing great. Succubus hits two Succubusters and gets a surprise pin attempt with a pantie grab and roll up. Thunderball dominates the action and wins with VITAMEATAVEGIM. Quick Results
Mini Moto def Monkey Chan **1/2
Oog def Severe Wu Ping * (MITB qualifying match)
Johnny Gizmo def Busta Capp *** MITB qualifying match)
Thunderball def Suzy Succubus *½ (number one contenders match) |
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Post by jasonjaconetti on Mar 27, 2011 5:58:27 GMT -4
I have always thought that Hotpants and Busta would be a fun tag team. Not sure how good they would be, but fun none the less! Great shows. I have a feeling that the new GM will be taking bribes of peaches n cream in exchange for card position. |
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Post by todd on Mar 27, 2011 9:05:53 GMT -4
I have always thought that Hotpants and Busta would be a fun tag team. Not sure how good they would be, but fun none the less! Great shows. I have a feeling that the new GM will be taking bribes of peaches n cream in exchange for card position. I never thought about a Hotpants and Busta Capp tag team but it makes sense. Do you have any idea for a name for a W3 secondary title ? |
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Post by jasonjaconetti on Mar 28, 2011 22:20:29 GMT -4
You could call it the Beta Max Championship.  |
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Post by todd on Mar 28, 2011 23:30:18 GMT -4
You could call it the Beta Max Championship. I like that |
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