W3 Superstars

[todd]

W3 SUPERSTARS
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This 3 hour edition of W3 Superstars opens with Ultimate Champion Flex Manley and W3 Ladies Champion Mona Mammeries cutting promos in the ring about their upcoming opponents and title defenses at Brain Freeze. This leads to a face to face confrontation with the challengers (Thunderball and Frankenpuss) and a then to a double main event with surprising results. Frankenpuss defeating Flex Manley by count out and Thunderball defeating Mona Mammeries with VETAMATAVIGIM

OTHER STUFF

- Smothupinya cuts a promo in the middle of the ring announcing a new W3 concept called the diva challenge. Smoothupinya will be overseeing the challenge which features two teams of 4 future diva‘s competing for a spots on the W3 roster and a large cash prize. The two teams will compete against each other for the next six weeks in a series of matches and challenges. The team with the highest point total at the end of week six will be declared the winners. Both teams come out for a brief introduction

Team Cookiepuss

Kween Squatfish Cookiepuss, Eager Beaver, Beulah Gorillacutty, Fifi Cheveaux Aissle

Team Sayanora

Haiku Sayanora, Wild Thang, Gumslinger, Rhinestone Cowgirl

- Following this announcement we see The Goddess Of Wrestling Artemis Jubblies in her W3 debut squaring off against Cap’n Bootilicous. This is the best in the ring performance I’ve seen so far by Bootilicious getting near falls with 2 SUPER RUMP BUSTERS and a first turnbuckle leg drop. Jubblies manages to turn things around with a pair of sidewalk slams and a OLYMPIA FULL NELSON for the win.

- In the fourth of five MITB qualifying matches Octopus Johnson defeated Sheik Yerbouti with ink spray followed by an Octopus Hold. Sheik held his own throughout the match but his inexperience was a big factor in the loss.

- Busta Capp comes out calls out color commentator Buddy Hotpants challenging him to a match on the spot. Buddy Hotpants with a cocky smirk on his face steps in the ring. As he’s taking off his hat and vest Busta Capp attacks him from behind and the match is on. General manager Dicky Cravatte appears on the video screen and puts a stop to the match in mid brawl announcing the two will settle this at Brain Freeze in a street fight match !

- John L Skeleton and OOG two of the MITG qualifiers face off just one week before Brain Freeze. John L Skeleton dances around the ring landing crosses, hooks, and jabs while depending on his defensive skills to keep him in the match against the brute force of the unfrozen caveman. OOG gets the win with a PREHISTORIC PLUNGE.

- The MITB qualifying matches wrap up with Monkey Chan taking on The Amish Robot. Eep Eep tries to cost Monkey Chan the match again by tripping him but Monkey Chan recovers and gets the win and a spot in the MITB ladder match with a CHIMPANSTEINER. Eep Eep is so upset that he wasn’t able to cost Monkey Chan the match he flings huge handfuls of pooh in every direction

- The Oak Ridge Monster isn’t able to get much of anything going against the little inquisator Torquemada besides some kicks and few body slams. Lil Torquemada takes delight in inflicting pain with a variety of submission holds and delivering well placed heart punches. Lil Torquemada finishes the job with a conversion lock. The much smaller Torquemada pretty much owned The Oak Ridge Monster which was pretty hilarious to watch. Yet another disappointing performance from the Oak Ridge Monster. It’s hard to believe I once had high hopes for this guy
- After the match Johnny Satan emerges from a giant ball of flame and challenges Torquemada to a match at Brain Freeze with the stipulation that if Satan wins Torquemada will become his servant and if you Torquemada wins Satan will leave the W3 and never return . Always a man of few words Torquemada silently ponders the challenge for a few moments and then nods in agreement. I was wondering how long Johnny Satan was going to tolerate Lil Torquemada’s taunts of the last few weeks. It’s good to see old scratch acting like himself again.

Quick Results
Artemis Jubblies def Cap’n Bootilicious **
Octopus Johnson def Sheik Yerbouti (MITB Qualifying Match) **
OOG defeats John L Skeleton **
Monkey Chan def Amish Robot **1/2 (MITB Qualifying Match) **
Lil Torquemada def Oak Ridge Monster *
Thunderball def Mona Mammeries(non title) ***
Frankenpuss def Flex Manley (non title) ***

[todd]

W3
Presents
Brain Freeze

Street Fight

Busta Capp vs. Buddy Hotpants

Johnny Satan vs. Lil Torquemada
* With special stipulation that if Satan wins Torquemada
Becomes his servant and if Torquemada wins Satan will be banished from the W3

MITB Ladder Match

John L Skeleton vs. Johnny Gizmo vs. OOG vs. Octopus Johnson vs. Monkey Chan

W3 Ladies Title Match

Thunderball VS Mona Mammeries

Table, Ladders, And Chairs Match
For The
Ultimate Title

Frankenpuss W/ Doctor Mutato vs. Flex Manley[/center]

[todd]

W3
Presents
Brain Freeze

Street Fight
Busta Capp vs. Buddy Hotpants
Busta Capp comes out at the opening bell catching Buddy Hotpants off guard with gat hand slaps and hit’s quick DDT. Hotpants recovers and delivers a turnbuckle leg splitter before going to work on Busta Capp with a loaded glove to the face. The action spills outside the ring where after exchanging a few chair shots Busta Capp gets the upper hand by slamming Hotpants head first into the ring post next Busta Cap ties Hotpants in the ring ropes and pulls out a baseball bat. Busta Capp is about start swinging for the fences when Hotpants lands series of boots to the stomach and manages to pull himself free. Hotpants goes on to give Busta Capp a pretty thorough beating and spells out the letters YMCA with his arms before finishing the job with a VILLAGE PEOPLE’S ELBOW
Winner Buddy Hotpants in 11:00 via Village People’s Elbow **

Johnny Satan W/ Suzy Succubus vs. Lil Torquemada
* With special stipulation that if Satan wins Torquemada
Becomes his servant and if Torquemada wins Satan will be banished from the W3
This match starts off slow paced and resembles an old school 20th century match with both men locking the other in submission holds that seem to last forever. Johnny Satan breaks the monotony with a tilt a whirl backbreaker followed by a demon bomb for a two count. Torquemada cant quite seem to get anything going after that and goes down for the count with a BEALZE BOMB becoming Johnny Satan’s servant
Winner Johnny Satan in 15:40 via Bealze Bomb**½

MITB Ladder Match
John L Skeleton vs. Johnny Gizmo vs. OOG vs. Octopus Johnson vs. Monkey Chan
Octopus Johnson makes the first move for the ladder after delivering a suction cup slam on Johnny Gizmo. Johnson doesn’t get far before Gizmo pulls him off making the save. Monkey Chan takes down OOG with a running clothesline and picks up the ladder. OOG recovers and the two struggle for possession of the ladder. OOG wins by smashing Monkey Chan in the face with the ladder. OOG is able to set up the ladder and starts to climb. John L Skeleton and Octopus Johnson team up to make the save by pulling OOG down by the ankles.
Next we see Johnny Gizmo blindside John L Skeleton with a jumping kick and deliver a flying cross body which sends both Gizmo and Skeleton over the top rope. Skeleton hits the concrete so hard he breaks apart into a pile of bones from the impact. Back inside the ring Monkey Chan is on fire taking down Octopus Johnson with a enzuigiri and delivering a face buster on OOG. With everyone down and out Monkey Chan seizes the opportunity and goes up the ladder almost getting to the top before Eep Eep shows up shaking Chan off the ladder and sending him outside the ring.

Monkey Chan is out cold as Johnny Gizmo makes it back in the ring to make it a three way battle. Octopus Johnson begins to climb up the ladder but OOG pulls him down and tosses him out of the ring. OOG starts to climb with Gizmo on his back in a piggyback sleeper. Octopus Johnson comes back in the ring and smashes a chair across the back the unfrozen caveman multiple times taking out Gizmo but only temporarily slowing down OOG. Johnson and OOG race each other up the ladder but reach the top at the same time. Octopus Johnson and OOG exchange blows with neither man giving an inch until OOG gives Johnson a cro magnon head butt knocking him off the ladder. OOG reaches up and grabs the briefcase !
Winner OOG in 20:45 ***1/2

W3 Ladies Title Match
Thunderball vs. Mona Mammeries
Thunderball goes after the W3 right from the opening bell delivering a pair of atomic drops and a getting a quick pin attempt with VITAMEATAVIGIM. Thunderball doesn’t let up and continues the assault with knife edge chops and knee strikes in the corner. Everyone in the arena is sure that Mona Mammeries is done for when she suddenly turns the tide of the match with a very high kick. Mammeries follows up with a over the shoulder hold into a
Sit down power bomb for the win
Winner Mona Mammeries in via THANKS FOR THE MAMMERIES
- Afterword Thunderball takes the loss hard and throws a tantrum in the middle of the ring, rips the belt out of the hands of referee Jack Schlappe, and runs back to the locker room with Mona Mammeries close behind
Winner Mona Mammeries in 14:12 via THANKS FOR THE MAMMERIES **

Ultimate Title Match
Frankenpuss W/ Doctor Mutato vs. Flex Manley
Frankenpuss goes right to work on the W3 Champion with clubbing blows and a whip through a table set up in the corner. Frankenpuss doesn’t continues the attack with a gorilla press backbreaker and a pump handle over the shoulder bomb. Manley looks like he’s in real trouble until he reverses a scoop slam and clobbers Frankenpuss with a meaty fist. Manley retrieves a ladder from outside the ring but before setting it up Manley uses it as battering ram to the stomach of Frankenpuss. Manley begins the climb up the ladder getting about halfway before Frankenpuss kicks the ladder knocking Manley back down to the canvas. Frankenpuss recovers and drags Manley outside the ring and putting him through a table with a power slam. Frankenpuss sets up the ladder in the center of the ring almost making it to the top before Manley comes off the top turnbuckle with a chair shot across the back. Manley delivers a gut wrench power bomb and flex plex before reaching the top of the ladder and grabbing the Ultimate Title Belt.
Winner Flex Manley in 15:56

Quick Results

Buddy Hotpants def Busta Capp **
Johnny Satan def Lil Torquemada **1/2
OOG - MITB match winner ****
Mona Mammeries def Thunderball **
Flex Manley def Frankenpuss ***

[todd]

W3
REPORT

We’ll start off with a review of this month’s pay per view Brain Freeze

Street Fight Match Buddy Hotpants def Busta Capp - The point of this match seemed to be just because Buddy Hotpants sits next to Undercover Alien every week at the announce table he can still kick some ass. Big deal let’s move on

Special Stipulation Match Johnny Satan def Lil Torquemada - Instead of seeing a much anticipated blood bath we get Strangler Lewis vs. Frank Gotch. I don’t know what the W3 was thinking but they really blew it. Hopefully they’ll think twice before booking a match like this again.

MITB Ladder Match - Best match of the pay per view by far. My money was on Johnny Gizmo but would have been cool with any one of the five winning the MITB contract which is the way it should be for this type of match. OOG walking around with a MITB contract is pretty funny considering he’s billed as a Neanderthal from the year one million BC

W3 Title Matches - I don’t think anyone honestly thought that the W3 would take the belts off Mona Mammeries and Flex Manley so soon. Both matches were decent though.
the Ladies title match established Mona as the type who could be put down but not taken out and Thunderball as unstable and crazy which could lead to some interesting storylines. The goddess of wrestling Artemis Jubblies looked strong in her W3 debut last week and could add another dynamic to this battle for the W3 ladies title. Flex Manley vs. Franken puss (TLC) was a solid main event match. I think the W3 plans to get a lot of mileage out of this feud so don’t be surprised to a see a rematch or two in the coming months.

Other News -
John L Skeleton will be out indefinitely due to the injury at Brain Freeze that left him broken into 206 pieces. Rumor is the W3 is over selling the injury to allow John L Skeleton some time off in order to compete on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. The W3 reportedly put out a large amount of cash to sign the Magic Mushroom Shiitake Jr. and were not happy when Sheik Yerbouti no showed his dark match against the Japanese star at Brain Freeze. Sheik Yerbouti reportedly was upset about his dark match status and stayed out all night partying. Pug Ugly Pillchard has been tearing up the independent circuit around his home town of Myrtle Creek Oregon and was more than happy to sign a contract with W3 owner Phineas Phatback during a recent scouting mission. Due to personal commitments Abraham Lincoln X turned down an offer to return to the W3 full time but has agreed to come back on a part time basis. An anonymous source confirmed that during a recent meeting Phineas Phatback and business manager No Face agreed to create a W3 secondary title maybe as soon as this month

[jasonjaconetti]

Pretty dang funny stuff!

[graymar]

LOL...

Nicely done!

[todd]

Thanks guys like I've said before this is something I've wanted to do for years. I had to put everything else aside to do it but that doesn't matter because I'm really enjoying this

[todd]

W3 SUPERSTARS

The show kicks off with Johnny Satan and Suzy Succubus conducting a creepy initiation ceremony for Lil Torquemada with all he bells and whistles including a giant goat’s head and pentagram. At the conclusion of the ceremony Johnny Satan tells Torquemada he must find a victim by the end of tonight’s show and perform a blood sacrifice in his new boss's honor.
Torquemada return at the end of the show with his new found victim former W3 owner now janitor Chief Jay Woodpecker someone who Johnny Satan truly despises. The Devil’s Triangle (Satan, Succubus, and Torquemada) proceed to tie the Chief to the ring post when Jay Woodpecker's old tag team partner Buddy Hotpants jumps up from his position at the announce table and runs in to make the save but gets beaten down pretty quick. The show ends with Torquemada about to impale the old Chief with Satan’s favorite pick fork ( Betsy Sue) when ALX runs in and cleans house.

OTHER STUFF

- Tonight's opening match between Sheik Yerbouti and Shiitake Jr. was originally scheduled as dark match for Brain Freeze until the Sheik stayed out too late the night before and called in sick. The match starts out with decent back and forth action but after Shiitake Jr’s second near fall (fungus face plant) it becomes apparent that something isn’t quite right here. Sheik Yerbouti kicks out of three more pin attempts and each time Shiitake Jr. takes referee Millie Swimsuit aside to have a talk. The match ends in a time limit draw at the 20 minute mark. This is the first time I’ve ever seen this happen in a opening match to be honest. There’s more activity following the match when general manager Dicky Cravatte comes down to the ring waving his arms, yells something in the Sheik’s face, and then awards the match to Shiitake Jr. Not sure what just happened here but it’s bound to create some online buzz tomorrow morning.
Winner Shiitake Jr. via Dusty finish in 20:00 **1/2

- Pillchard Phineas Phatback’s newest recruit from Myrtle Creek Oregon makes his W3 debut against everyone’s favorite punching bag Severe Wu Ping. The match is quick of course with Pillchard getting the squash with a PUGBUSTER. The only thing impressive about this match was the fact Wu Ping actually lasted more than 2 minutes a personal best for him.
Winner - Pillchard via PUGBUSTER in 3:12 DUD

- General Manager Dicky Cravatte announces the name of this month's pay per view THREE'S A CROWD

- Smoothupinya officially kicks off the Diva Challenge with team Cookiepuss leader Kween Squatifah Cookiepuss squaring off against Team Sayanora’s Rhinestone Cowgirl. Cookiepuss barley gets in a few punches and stomps before Rhinestone Cowgirl delivers a stampede shoulder block that knocks Cookiepuss clear out of the ring making her the match by count out.
- Afterwards Rhinestone Cowgirl’s team mates ( Haikyu Sayonara, Wild Thang, and Gumslinger) come down to the ring to celebrate the big win while Cookiepuss and her team ( Eager Beaver, Beulah Gorillacutty, and Fifi Cheveaux Aissle) storm the ring. All eight women end up brawling inside the ring with Smoothupinya getting caught in the middle. Good introduction here for the Diva Challenge with all eight women involved
WINNER - Rhinestone Cowgirl Via stampede shoulder block in 2:30 *1/2

- Doctor Mutato is shown in his laboratory shooting electricity through Frankenpuss ( strapped down to an exam table) and tells us that Frankenpuss is invoking his rematch clause at this month’s pay per view Three’s A Crowd. I pretty much expected a rematch between Flex Manley and Frankenpuss this month but I’m not sure when the W3 decided that rematch clauses should cover people who didn’t originally hold a title. Seems to me they could have come up with someone better than this

- First time video footage from Brain Freeze is shown with Mona Mammeries chasing Thunderball backstage trying to get her belt back. Mammeris and Thunderball brawl in the hall way when The Goddess Of Wrestling Artemis Jubblies comes out beating down both ladies and walks away with the W3 Ladies Title Belt.

- After the video is shown Artemis Jubblies cuts a promo in the ring about being the rightful W3 ladies champion which leads to a confrontation between Jubblies, Thunderball, and Champion Mona Mammeries. Somehow this turns in to a triple threat match with Artemis and Thunderall both being disqualified for brawling outside the ring. This wasn’t announced as match and it just sort of turned in to one without any notice. I’m guessing Mona was the winner because referee Millie Swimsuit gave Mona her belt back at the end of the match. I’m not even sure if this was a non title or title match. This one was a real head scratcher.
Mona Mammeries def Artemis Jubblies and Thunderball by DQ in 6:11 **

Quick Results
Shiitake Jr. def Sheik Yerbouti via Dusty finish **1/2
Pillchard def Severe Wu Ping DUD
Rhinestone Cowgirl def Kween*1/2
Mona Mammeries def Thunderball and Artemis Jubblies ( Triple Threat Match) ** ?

[todd]

W3 SUPERSTARS

Phineas Phatback and Dicky Cravatte open the show with the announcement of a new W3 title called the Beta Max Championship. 3 qualifying matches are going to be held over the next few weeks with the winners squaring off for the title at this month’s pay per view Three’s A Crowd. I thought this was pretty cool until Phatback showed everyone the new belt featuring a big spinning B. I wonder who came up that idea yuck.

- Tonight’s main event is a continuation of the bad blood from last weeks show. Buddy Hotpants with his old tag team partner Chief Jay Woodpecker in his corner takes on Lil Torquemada with Suzy Succubus. This isn’t much of a contest with Hotpants pounding Torquemada from pillar to post and winning with a double Manhattan in under three minutes.

OTHER STUFF

-The crowd gives it up for the Mechanical Mennonite Amish Robot as he makes his way to the ring passing out copies of his new DVD My Legendary Journey From Rumspringa To The W3. Amish Robot stops to exchange high fives with some kids before stepping in the ring to face Mini Moto The Piggyback Ninjas in the first of three Beta Max Title Qualifying matches. Amish Robot manages some bigger moves like a sunrise pancake and fallback piledriver before tapping out to a corner boot choke of all things. Amish Robot is a real big hit with the younger and older fans of The W3 and Phatback likes having him around for that reason but he’s really sort of a wimp. Tapping out to a boot choke ? give me a break even Severe Wu Ping has more heart than that.
Winner Mini Moto via corner boot choke in *½

- Next up wet get our first look at Wild Thang (Team Sayanora) and Beulah Gorillacutty( Team Cookiepuss) in a Diva Challenge Match. As long as you could ignore the fact this was a evening gown match it wasn’t too bad. Goriilacutty and Wild Thang seemed pretty evenly matched throughout the match with Gorillacutty getting two near falls with GORILLA MY DREAMS and a second rope dropkick and Wild Thang one near fall with a drop to knee chin buster. The match ended in a double disqualification outside the ring at the mark
Wild Thang - Beulah Gorillacutty double dq

- Sheik Yerbouti comes out the ring and makes a statement about the confusion during last week’s match against Shiitake Jr. Sheik Yerbouti says that there’s no way he was going to job to a second generation wrestler who fancies himself after something grown in shit and he doesn’t care what the W3 has to say about it.
Dicky Cravatte along with Shiitake Jr. interrupt Sheik Yerbouti in the middle of his rant as the knuckleheads ( Phatback’s security team) quietly surround the ring. Cravatte wishes the Sheik luck in for tonight’s two vs. one handicap lumberjack match and before The Sheik knows what’s going on Cravatte and Shiitake Jr. are on top of him. Sheik Yerbouti gets beaten around the ring but manages to make a narrow escape when he’s tossed from the ring and eye pokes knucklehead Larry. Next the Sheik picks up a ringside microphone, calls Dicky Cravatte a coward, and challenges him to a match on next week‘s show. Dicky accepts the challenge and tells Sheik Yerbouti that it will be a tag team match between Cravatte and Shiitake Jr. and The Sheik with any partner of his choosing. What Sheik Yerbouti lacks in wrestling skill he more than makes up in moxy and you really have to admire a guy like that.


- The song Alley OOP hit’s as MITB winner OOG makes his way to the ring to square off against The Ghetto Blasta Busta Capp. Busta Capp went right after OOG with brawling tactics but wasn’t able to put a dent in the 300lb plus giant. At one point in the match Busta Capp took OOG by surprise with a sunset flip into a painful crotch punch. The move angered OOG so much when he applied his Achilles tendon lock and bite he refused to release the hold until long after Busta Capp had tapped out.
Winner OOG via Achilles tendon lock and bite in **¼

- Undercover Alien introduces new products available on the W3 online store a John L Skeleton operation board game and a new DVD called In search of The Oak Ridge Monster the legend of Oompapa Mao Mao. Afterwards he interviews Ultimate Champion Flex Manley and W3 Ladies Champion Mona Mammeries regarding their title defenses at the upcoming pay per view Three’s A Crowd. After questioning the W3’s hokey rematch clause policies Manly announces that he’ll be facing Frankenpuss in a 2/3 falls match and Mona will be defending her title against Thunderball and Artemis Jubblies in a triple threat match.

- Meeting for the first time since the MITB match at Brain Freeze Johnny Gizmo and Octopus Johnson put on a really good match. Despite Johnson getting the unfair advantage with a ink spray blast to the eyes Gizmo delivers a perfectly executed Mogwai placha and gets the win by submission with a gremlin grasp.
Winner - Johnny Gizmo via Gremlin Grasp in 8:55 ***

Quick Results
Mini Moto def Amish Robot ( Beta Max qualifying match)
Wild Thang - Beulah Gorillacutty double disqualification
OOG def Busta Capp **¼
Johnny Gizmo def Octopus Johnson ***
Buddy Hotpants def Lil Torquemada *

[jasonjaconetti]

Great stuff, as usual. Got a felling Sheik is gonna need a solid partner for that tag team match.

[todd]

Apr 10, 2011 5:06:19 GMT -4 jasonjaconetti said:

Great stuff, as usual. Got a felling Sheik is gonna need a solid partner for that tag team match.

The one I have in mind I think will work out pretty good

[jasonjaconetti]

Apr 10, 2011 22:11:50 GMT -4 todd said:

Apr 10, 2011 5:06:19 GMT -4 jasonjaconetti said:

Great stuff, as usual. Got a felling Sheik is gonna need a solid partner for that tag team match.

The one I have in mind I think will work out pretty good

Should be intertesting

[todd]

W3 SUPERSTARS

The show opens with Octopus Johnson standing in the ring ready for his next challenger in the Octopus Hold Challenge. Johnson boasts that 25 people have come forward and failed to break his hold so far which is funny because last time I checked I think it was more like three but I guess nobody is keeping an accurate count including Johnson. Several moments later a buff looking old lady steps inside the ring. It takes a few moments for the crowd to recognize the woman but when they realize that it’s none other than Gamma Granny the whole arena is on it’s feet. Octopus Johnson looks a little apprehensive but has no choice but to accept the challenge. It doesn’t look good for Granny at first but she reaches deep down and summons every ounce of strength to slowly power out of the hold. Johnson goes after Granny but gets a big Granny punch and an Alabama slam for his troubles. The segment ends with Granny posing for the crowd

Winner Gamma Granny via Intestinal Fortitude in 2:47 ****
I thought this opening segment was the best I’ve seen so far. The return of the grizzled old boot was unexpected and went over incredibly well with the crowd. I don’t usually give ratings to opening segments but I’ll make an exception this time

- The main event tonight was a good match cup between the Ultimate title number one contender Frankenpuss and the MITB winner OOG. These two put on a brutal match with lots of action outside inside and outside the ring. OOG had pin attempts with a choke slam and PREHISTORIC PLUNGE before Frankenpuss delivered an pump handle over the shoulder bomb and hit THE FRANKENHAMMER( Inverted Leg Drop ) for the win.
Winner Frankenpuss via FRANKENHAMMER in 9:00 ***

Other Stuff

- Kicking off the action on tonight’s show is a Diva Challenge Tag Team Match with Eager Beaver and Fifi ( team Cookiepuss) taking on Haiku Sayanora and Gumslinger from Team Sayanora. Gumslinger and Sayanora work over Eager Beaver pretty good operating like a well oiled machine, tagging in and out several times, and rack up three pin attempts in the first two minutes of the match. Eager Beaver makes a desperate diving tag to Fifi who doesn’t hold up much better than Beaver at first but then comes out of nowhere with a flying cross body block on Gumslinger for the win.
Winners Eager Beaver and Fifi Cheveux d' Aisselle ( Team Cookiepuss) via Flying Cross Body Block in 5:12 **
It’s good to finally see some tag team matches in the W3 but Eager Beaver really needs to be sent down to the minors in my opinion.

- After the match Diva Challenge host Smoothupinya escorted by Hoe one and two makes a few announcements about the Diva Challenge. The winning team of the Diva challenge will be the first team to reach a total of ten points. Normal matches will be worth one point. Pay per view and specialty matches will be worth three points. Smoothtupinya finishes up by announcing a 3 VS 3 tag team diva challenge elimination match at Three’s a Crowd.

- In what should have been battle of two giants turns out to be real snoozer. Oak Ridge Monster does very little besides take a beating at the hands of Thundermug. Instead of taking the chance to easily cover The Oak Ridge Monster for a three count following a Viking spike Thundermug delivers a MUGSHOT and draws the disqualification
Winner Oak Ride Monster by disqualification in 5:49 *
I don’t what’s worse the fact that the Oakridge Monster is a boring worker that moves around the ring like a turtle or the fact his gimmick just plain sucks. He has the uncanny ability to kill interest in any match he’s involved in. I hope there’s some truth to the rumors he’s going to be repackaged.

- Cosmic Ray takes on Busta Cap in the second of three qualifying matches for the Beta Max title triple threat match at Three’s A Crowd. Busta Capp seems to have everything under control reversing three Enterprise Elbows and delivering an awesome pair of drive by dropkicks but misses a critical elbow drop off the top turnbuckle. Cosmic Ray comes back with Georgia on your spine and a one handed Spock lock for the win.
Winner Cosmic Ray via one handed Spock lock in **1/2
Busta Capp seems to be having a string of bad luck lately with three
straight losses. I was glad to see Cosmic Ray win this one but It was unexpected. Big win for Ray tough loss for Busta Capp

- W3 Superstar GM Dicky Cravatte and Shiitake Jr. step in the ring to face Sheik Yerbouti and his mystery tag team partner. The song Age Of Aquarius hits and out comes The Fighting Mad Hippie !. Last month Dicky Cravatte had the Fighting Mad Hippie banned from the arena and subsequently attacked him outside the arena with the help of the knuckleheads. Cravatte thought he had seen the last of the Fighting Mad Hippie and is furious.The match starts out as a four man brawl and when the dust settles Fighting Mad Hippie and Shiitake Jr. are left to officially start things off. The Fighting Mad Hippie takes it to the street against the magic mushroom with a hippie hippie shake and multiple flowerbombs. Shiitake Jr. manages to trap The Fighting Mad Hippie in the corner where him and partner Dicky Cravatte work the double team to perfection.
Dicky Cravatte comes in to face a beaten up Fighting Mad Hippie and pounds him with mincing suplexes and European uppercuts. The Fighting Mad Hippie gets the upper hand with a leg sweep and buys enough time to make the tag following a bong water spit. Sheik Yerbouti comes in after the tag and takes down Cravatte with a magic carpet ride and disco ball drop for the win. Shiitake Jr. tried to run in to break up the pin but was chop blocked by The Fighting Mad Hippie.
Winners Fighting Mad Hippie and Sheik Yerbouti via Disco Ball Drop in 8:12 **1/2
While this match didn’t really live up to my exceptions it wasn’t terrible. If nothing else it was a way for the W3 to bring The Fighting Mad Hippie back to the active roster


Quick Results
Eager Beaver and Fifi 9 (Team Cookiepuss) def Haiku Sayanora and Gumslinger ( Team Haiku) **
Oak Ridge Monster def Thundermug by DQ *
Cosmic Ray def Busta Capp (Beta Max Qualifying Match) **½
Fighting Mad Hippie and Sheik Yerbouti def Shiitake Jr. and Dicky Cravatee ***
Frankenpuss def OOG ***

[jasonjaconetti]

Damn Busta! He has to get that streak turned around, b/c e is too good to be losing all the time. Maybe a tag team pairing???

[todd]

Apr 12, 2011 22:13:11 GMT -4 jasonjaconetti said:

Damn Busta! He has to get that streak turned around, b/c e is too good to be losing all the time. Maybe a tag team pairing???

The dice are really screwing Busta Capp I was counting on him being in the beta max triple threat match not now I'm sure what I'm going to do with him. I might put him in a tag team if he keeps losing like this