W3 Superstars

[todd]

W3 SUPERSTARS

Main Event

Tonight’s main event was a typical warm up to next week’s PPV with W3 Champion Frankenpuss taking on MITB winner OOG. The match ends in double disqualification when the action got out of hand outside the ring. Immediately following the match a super stretch limo pulls up next to the ring and out steps a very well dressed 7’ tall 500 lb T Rex who proceeds to attack both men viciously. This a real WTF moment but it makes rethink what might take place at Barely Legal

Other Stuff

Diva Challenge News

W3 Superstar General Manager Dicky Cravatte announces that the Diva Challenge will come to an end at Barely Legal in a winner takes all Battlezone Match. I didn’t expect such an abrupt ending to the Diva Challenge but with all the controversy surrounding the challenge host Smoothupinya It makes sense

Sturgis Khan vs. Johnny Gizmo
Khan beats the crap out of Johnny Gizmo taking him down with PILLAGER. After the match Gloria Gaynor’s 1978 hit I will survive hits as Sheik Yerbouti (beaten up a few weeks back by Khan after Sheik‘s first W3 win) charges the ring and delivers a DISCO BALL DROP. Khan makes a quick retreat outside the ring, and grabs his chains. W3 GM Dicky Cravatte (lad who loves berries and cream) appears on the W3 Tron and announces the two will have to wait to settle their differences at Barely Legal in a Tables, Ladders, And Chairs match… YAWN !
Winner Sturgis Khan via PILLAGER dud
After seeming to be moving up the card Johnny Gizmo has dropped his last two matches. I’m not sure what the W3 has in mind for him but his future is looking sort of bleak right now.

Final Matches Signed For Barely Legal
During the latter part of tonight’s show the last two matches for the PPV were announced. As anticipated in rematch from the last PPV Three’s A Crowd Artemis Jubblies will be facing Mona Mammeries for the W3 Ladies title and believe it or not Johnny Satan claiming he’s seeking vengeance will face Gamma Granny in a Hell In A Cell match. Give me a break earlier tonight I was told that Satan was making noise about not being included on the upcoming PPV. My opinion is this match is just a way for the W3 to keep one of their top heels happy.

Inbred Red vs. ThunderMug
Inbred Red (making his first non dark match appearance) overwhelms Thundermug with hog wallops and Mountain top flapjacks before squeezing the life out of him with a BIG BAHR HUG
WINNER INBRED RED VIA BIG BHAR HUG **
I thought Inbred looked really good here in his debut but didn’t expect to see him put over so quickly

Quick Results
Sturgis Khan def Johnny Gizmo DUD
Inbred Red def Thunder mug **
Frankenpuss - OOG - DDQ **1/2

BARELY LEGAL
PPV

W3 TITLE MATCH
OOG VS FRANKENPUSS W/ DOCTOR MUTATO

W3 BETA MAX TITLE MATCH
BUSTA CAPP VS COSMIC RAY

W3 LADIES TITLE MATCH
MONA MAMMERIES VS ARTEMIS JUBBLIES

HELL IN A CELL
JOHNNY SATAN VS GRAMMA GRANNY

TLC
STURGIS KHAN VS SHEIK YERBOUTI

DIVA CHALLENGE BATTLE ZONE MATCH
Team Sayanora
Haikyu Sayonara
Wild Thang
Gumslinger
Rhinestone Cowgirl
vs.
Team Cookiepuss
Kween Squatifah Cookiepuss
Eager Beaver
Beulah Gorillacutty
Fifi Cheveaux Aissle

[jasonjaconetti]

You know me, I am pulling for Busta to take the Beta Max gold. I think Frankenpuss will escape with his title. Just don't feel that OOG is the one to unseat him