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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 16:59:25 GMT -4
The Long Ride Home 1. BDK (Sanchez and Tursas) beat The Throwbacks when Pinkie used the Burning Snicklefritz on Dasher. Sanchez and Tursas prove to be quite the effective team holding off The Throwbacks offense until Pinkie hits his finisher for the win.
2. Eddie Kingston mauled Archibald Peck with the Backfist to the Future. Before the match, Peck announced that whenever he and Veronica were there, it was always March Madness. Unfortunately, despite a baton shot, he pretty much gets destroyed by a focused Kingston.
3. Delirious easily handled Jigsaw with the Bizarro Driver. Delirious was too much here and Jigsaw never got on track before Delirious ended it.
4. Incoherence destroyed BDK (Ares and Castagnoli) when Hallowicked pinned Ares with Headless Horseman. Incoherence already looked like the team to beat and proved it by cutting off Ares and demolishing him before finally scoring the pinfall.
5. Daizee Haze shocked Ultramantis Black with the Mind Trip. Not only did Haze get the upset, she did it in under a minute.
6. Brodie Lee beat Tim Donst following a Big Boot. Lee was all business here quickly pasting Donst with a big boot and scoring the pin as he challenged Kingston after the match.
7. Team F.I.S.T. edged The Colony with the Omega Driver on Fire Ant. Team F.I.S.T. was clicking on all cylinders as they kept The Colony's tags to a minimum before Icarus hit the Blu-Ray followed by a Taylor Omega Driver for the win.
8. Mike Quackenbush fought off a game Sara Del Rey to win with the Quackendriver III. Del Rey gave it a good battle but in the end, Quack's offense was too much. Claudio came out after the match and glared at both Quack and Del Rey.
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:00:39 GMT -4
The Saga Begins First Round of the Campeonatos de Parejas 1. Incoherence beat Chuck Taylor and Archibald Peck when Frightmare pinned Taylor with the Headless Horseman. Most thought Team FIST woul be Taylor and Icarus but they decided to change things up. Despite Veronica's baton, Taylor and Peck couldn't match the tag expertise of Incoherence and eventually fell victim to their finisher.
2. TIm Donst and Pinkie Sanchez surprised The Throwbacks with the Burning Snicklefritz on Sugar Dunkerton. Donst and Sanchez look impressive surviving a lot of Throwbacks offense before hitting their own with Pinkie scoring another win.
3. Team FIST beat Ultramantis Black and Green Ant when Icarus used Blu-Ray to put away Ant. At first it looked like FIST might regret putting in Gargano but he caught Ant with an enziguiri and then Icarus finished him off with the Blu-Ray for the win.
4. Brodie Lee and Eddie Kingston edged Tursas and Delirious following a Big Boot on Tursas. Though most didn't think they could get along well enough to advance out of the first round, Lee and Kingston got in just enough offense to score the win.
5. Sara Del Rey and Daizee Haze edged The Young Bucks with a powerbomb on Matt Jackson. Del Rey had trouble adjusting to the Bucks high flying style, but a Haze heart punch slowed down Matt long enough for Del Rey to come back and hit a power bomb with her feet on the ropes for leverage to win.
6. Quacksaw beat Gran Akuma and Johnny Kashmere with Quack busting out the new Quackendriver IV on Kashmere. Quack promised something new for the tourney and it turned out to be a new finisher. Though Akuma and Kashmere were game, they just couldn't beat the veteran team.
7. The Colony survied the Heartbreak X-press when Fire Ant pinned with Ants Go Marching. The Colony was off their game and the Heartbreak X-Press took several near falls before the Ants finally got it going and hit their finisher on Sean for the pinfall victory.
8. Claudio Castagnoli and Ares beat Ophidian and Crossbones with the Doomsday Uppercut on Crossbones. Though the fans enjoyed the oddball tag team of Ophidian and Crossbones, Ares and Castagnoli dominated the short matchup before showing off their finisher on Crossbones.
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:01:52 GMT -4
Dare to Be Stupid 1. Archibald Peck got a big win over Green Ant when he used the Cranial Crescendo (+1) to score the win. Peck gets the huge upset with a Baton Smash and then two applications of his finisher. He celebrated the victory with a march around the ring.
2. Incoherence blasted Sanchez and Donst with a Kneecolepsy on Sanchez. Incoherence continued to look like the team to beat as they dominated and put away Sanchez fairly easily.
3. Sugar Dunkerton upset Tursas with Air Dunkerton. Tursas size looked to be the difference but somehow Sugar survived it, and got a lucky knockdown before hitting his finisher to win.
4. Team FIST beat Eddie Kingston and Brodie Lee when Icarus used Blu-Ray on Kingston. Team FIST had their troubles but in the end they made a comeback for the win. After the match, Lee suddenly drilled Kingston with a Big Boot and said their partnership was over.
5. Dasher Hatfield put away Chuck Taylor with the Grand Slam. This was surprisingly back and forth and when Taylor tried a deathjump, Hatfield knocked him down before hitting his finisher for the upset.
6. Sara Del Rey and Daizee Haze upset Quacksaw when Sara used the Royal Butterfly to put away Jigsaw. It looked like every time the girls had the match won, Quacksaw would manage to change places. Finally though, Haze drilled Jigsaw with the Heart Punch and then Del Rey used her finisher to win.
7. Delirious kept up Ultramantis Black's frustration by pining him with the Praying Mantis Bomb. Black just couldn't catch a break as he had the early advantage, but once Delirious was on offense, he didn't let go until he had scored the pinfall.
8. The Colony put away Castagnoli and Ares when Fire Ant used the Beach Break to pin Ares. Castagnoli and Ares were off the game and The Colony took advantage with their tag experise finally catching Ares for the three count. (Castagnoli had 7 tokens in this match)
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:02:52 GMT -4
Doom, Doom, Doom, The Nightmare Rides the Bus
1. Tim Donst put away a game Crossbones with the SDT. Crossbones looked great and nearly took the upset before finally Donst used his finisher to score the pinfall.
2. Ultramantis Black survied Archibald Peck with a double knee backbreaker scoring the pinfall. Black had lots of trouble but benefitted from Peck being unable to hit his finisher. Finally, Black scored the pinfall and retreated to the back as Veronica consoled Peck over the loss.
3. Sara Del Rey put away Ophidian with the Royal Butterfly. Ophidian had his shots but Del Rey's strength was too much as she locked on her finisher to win.
4. Hallowicked put away Pinkie Sanchez with the Graveyard Smash. Hallowicked looked pretty comfortable in singles and got the win over Sanchez after piledriving Sanchez off the ropes before hitting the Graveyard Smash to win.
5. Delirious finished off Jigsaw with the Bizarro Driver. Delirious just smashed Jigsaw putting him away with the Bizarro Driver after a vicious assault. Jigsaw did get a rally but in the end, Delirious was just too much.
6. Frightmare squeaked by Daizee Haze with the Kneecolepsy. Daizee had several chances to win the match but in the end, Frightmare managed to come back to score the pinfall.
7. Brodie Lee upset Mike Quackenbush with the Big Boot. This could have gone either way, but Lee's aggressive tactics paid off here with a Big Boot and a big win.
8. Eddie Kingston put away Chuck Taylor with the Sliding D. Kingston is red-hot and Taylor couldn't keep up with him before eating Sliding D and falling for the three count.
9. The BDK beat Green Ant and The Throwbacks when Ares pinned Sugar Dunkerton with the Tiger Driver. Despite not using much in terms of Trios, Ares rocked Dunkerton and used his finisher twice to score the pin as Castagnoli and Tsursas put out Ant and Hatfield to stop any pin saves.
10. In the finals: The Colony got a surprisingly easy win over Team FIST when Fire Ant used Beach Break to pin Johnny Gargano. Green Ant kept Chuck Taylor out of it, and the Ants made sure Icarus couldn't cause too much trouble allowing them to wear down Gargano and put him away to claim the first Campeonatos de Parejas.
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:03:35 GMT -4
Polka Your Eyes Out 1. Brodie Lee crushed Archibald Peck with the Big Boot. Peck just couldn't get any offense going and Lee just tossed him around before finally pinning him.
2. Sarah Del Ray and Daizee Haze stomped Incoherence as Daizee quickly pinned Hallowicked with the Daizee Cutter. The girls continue to look impressive as they earn a point for the tag titles.
3. Green Ant held off Johnny Gargano with the Cloverleaf. Both guys had chances to win but finally Ant knocked Gargano to the mat and locked on the Cloverleaf for the submission.
4. Quackensaw beat Tim Donst and Delirious when Quack quickly pinned Donst with the Quackendriver II. Donst had some shots early on Jigsaw but Quack tagged in and quickly put away Donst before Delirious could even react. (1 point for Quackensaw)
5. Pinkie Sanchez put away Ultramantis Black with the inverted Chikara Special. Black continued to struggle and Sanchez quickly locked in the inverted Chikara Special to get the submission (UMB managed to roll snake eyes)
6. Claudio and Ares defeated The Throwbacks when Claudio pinned Dunkerton with the Doomsday Uppercut. Claudio seemed upset and took it out on both Throwbacks before he and Ares finally finished them off. (1 point for Claudio and Ares)
7. In a 5 star battle, Eddie Kingston finally put away Tursas with Sliding D. This was a monster battle as Tursas dominated forever even winning a chop battle against Kingston but Kingston just would not quit. He finally made a comeback and a Sliding D finally scored the pinfall. (Kingston had 9 tokens, Tursas had 5)
8. In a great battle, The Colony Edged Team FIST when Soldier used TKO to pin Icarus. These two teams always have great matchups and this was no exception. Taylor got drilled but managed to get Icarus in. Icarus nearly put away Fire Ant, but Fire managed a reversal, a Beach Break, and then Soldier Ant came in with the TKO to win.
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:04:25 GMT -4
The White Stuff 1. In a shocking upset, Crossbones pinned Brodie Lee with a rollup when Lee missed a charge into the turnbuckle. Lee was furious at the result and had to be restrained from attacking just about everyone.
2. Archibald Peck kept Ultramantis Black's losing streak going with the Cranial Crescendo (+2). Archibald and Veronica were at their best with the baton and Archibald did manage to hit his finisher twice, although missing it twice almost cost him as Black exploded with a huge arsenal but Peck just managed to get out. Finally Marcy Archie knocked him down and hit the Cranial Crescendo putting Black down for the three count.
3. Team FIST beat Quackensaw when Icarus used Blu Ray to put away Mike Quackenbush. This was an incredible tag match with both teams going all out and getting several near falls before Icarus (who had 6 pin tokens) caught Quackenbush off guard, made a quick comeback and hit the Blu Ray to score the win.
4. Johnny Gargano upset Ophidian with the Lawn Dart. Ophidian looked much more comfortable in singles but Gargano got a fluke victory as he managed to smash Ophidian into the ring post and then hit the Lawn Dart to score the pin.
5. Incoherence defeated Pinkie Sanchez and Tim Donst following a Fright Crusher on Sanchez. Late in the match, Sanchez was knocked to the floor. Frightmare climbed to the top to deliver a senton. Sanchez gamely tried to roll out of the way, but got nailed full force by the move then quickly finished off with the Fright Crusher as Hallowicked cut off Donst. (1 point for Incoherence)
6. Eddie Kingston beat Delirious with the Backfist to the Future. Kingston survived an early offensive onsalught from Delirious to come back and hit a series of blows finishing with a Backfist to the Future to win.
7. Sarah Del Rey and Daizee Haze beat The Throwbacks following a Royal Butterfly on Sugar Dunkerton to earn another point. Del Rey and Haze continue to show off their tag expertise as they toyed with the Throwbacks for a while. Finally Haze knocked Dunkerton down with the Daizee Cutter and then Del Rey locked on the Royal Butterfly to win. (2 points for Del Rey and Haze)
8. The Colony defeat The BDK (Ares, Claudio, Tursas) when Greent Ant pinned Claudio with The Ant Hill. Claudio's arrogance cost him here as he insisted on being tagged in only for the Colony to take advantage, hit a succession of finishers before hitting the Ant Hill to take the win.
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:06:07 GMT -4
You Make Me 1. Archibald Peck put away Crossbones with Perfect Armony. This was pretty much all Archibald as he quickly wore Crossbones down and then made him submit to the Perfect Armony.
2. Team FIST smashed The Throwbacks when Icarus pinned Dunkerton with the Blu Ray. Fist continued moving forward putting away a game Throwbacks as Icarus took down Sugar while Taylor booted Hatfield out of the ring. (1 point for Icarus and Taylor)
3. Ophidian overcame Brodie Lee with the Death Grip. Ophidian rebounded from his upset loss to Gargano by skinning the snake when Lee tried to throw him out of the ring and then exploding on offnese until he locked on his less effective Death Grip for the victory.
4. Claudio Castagnoli and Ares put away Incoherence when they used the Doomsday Uppercut to put away Hallowicked. Though Incoherence nearly took the win, Claudio and Ares rebounded to get a major win. (2 points for Claudio and Ares)
5. Eddie Kingston pinned Johnny Gargano with the Backfist to the Future. Gargano was hot early but Kingston quickly turned it around and nailed the Backfist for an easy win.
6. The Colony defeated Delirious Tim Donst and Pinkie Sanchez when Fire Ant used Beach Break on Sanchez. The Colony kept up their winning ways as they survived Delirious and Donst long enough to take advantage of Sanchez allowing Fire Ant to hit his finisher to win.
7. Ultramantis Black finally snapped his losing streak by taking down Tursas with the Cosmic Disaster. No one was sure how Mantis managed to pick the big man up for the move, but he did and scored a huge win here.
8. Sara Del Rey and Daizee Haze beat Quackensaw with the Royal Butterfly on Quackenbush. Del Rey and Haze wanted the title shot and they made sure they were going to get it, despite Quack's offense. Del Rey kept clamping on the Royal Butterfly until Quack passed out. (3 points for Del Rey and Haze)
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:07:49 GMT -4
Since You've Been Gone 1. Archibald Peck stunned Ophidian with three straight Cranial Crescendos for the upset. Ophidian was wearing Peck down with the Death Grip when he got distracted by Veronica. That allowed Peck to nail Ophidian with the baton and then he climbed up not once, not twice, but three times, hitting his finisher to score the pinfall. (Three straight +1s)
2. Delirious defeated Crossbones with the Bizarro Driver. Delirious bounced Crossbones from post to post before hitting the Bizarro Driver to score the pinfall.
3. Incoherence survived a tough challenge from Tursas and Pinkie Sanchez to finally win when Frightmare used a crucifix bomb to pin Sanchez. Tursas and Sanchez proved to be a rather effective team but in the end, Incoherence's experience and offense proved to be the difference maker.
4. Green Ant upset Tim Donst with the Cloverleaf. Donst dominated but his cockiness cost him as Green Ant snuck in and locked in the Cloverleaf. Donst couldn't escape and was forced to tap.
5. Claudio and Ares defeated The Throwbacks when Claudio used a bicycle kick to pin Dasher. Claudio and Ares looked good as they held off several attempts by the Throwbacks to gain the upper hand before they nailed the Doomsday Uppercut and then a Claudio bicycle kick for the three count.
6. Ultramantis Black defeated Brodie Lee with the Praying Mantis Bomb. Whatever Black has done, he's managed to get back in the win column as Lee was simply no match for Black's offense finally falling to the Praying Mantis Bomb.
7. Team FIST surprised KingQuackensaw when Taylor finally caught Jigsaw with the Omega Driver. Kingquackensaw dominated most of the match, but Gargano finally nailed Jigsaw with the Lawn Dart. This was followed by FIST kicks, a Pedigree from Icarus and finally the Omega Driver by Taylor for the three count.
8. The ladies got their title shot against the Colony, but fell apart as Sara got nailed by Fire Ant's Beach Break and pinned. The girls had looked great getting here but when they finally had their title shot, the Ants didn't give them a chance. It was all offense for them and they wouldn't let Haze get in before they hit Ants Go Marching followed by a Beach Break to win.
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:08:58 GMT -4
This Show Is Just Six Matches Long.
1. Ares surprised Dasher Hatfield with an elbow drop to win. Ares complained bitterly about being put in a singles match but he managed to keep Dasher down on the mat long enough to hit an elbow drop and hooked the tights for extra leverage to win.
2. Green Ant shocked Icarus with the Cloverleaf. Icarus was too cocky here as he looked to have Green Ant completely out of it only for Ant to suddenly reverse on him and locked in the Cloverleaf to take the upset win.
3. Archibald Peck takes a sneaky win over Sugar Dunkerton after a Baton Smash. Dunkerton took what Archibald could dish out and looked to have it won with the Air Dunkerton when Veronica jumped into the ring distracting him and the ref. While they were distracted, Archibald grabbed Veronica's baton and blasted Sugar and then covered him for the pinfall.
4. Johnny Gargano put away Hallowicked with a quick slingshot spear. Gargano probably should have been beaten but a quick spear and using the ropes for leverage got him a big singles win.
5. Eddie Kingston stomped Pinkie Sanchez with the Backfist to the Future to win. Eddie did what he always does which is pound guys into the mat. Pinkie simply was no match and ate a Sliding D and a Backfist before being pinned.
6. Ophidian knocked out Tim Donst with the Death Grip. This was a fantastic back and forth match with several nearfalls. Ophidian made a final comeback with a Skin the Snake and then several lesser Death Grips before locking it in full for the victory.
7. Daizee Haze stunned Mike Quackenbush with the Yakuza Kick for a three count. Quack must have underestimaed Daizee for she wouldn't go down to his offense and then managed to catch him off guard with a Yakuza Kick to score the pinfall.
8. Ultramantis Black defeated Chuck Taylor with the Rites of Spring. Ultramantis Black continued his return putting away a hot Chuck Taylor with his colorful offense. Black then challenged Delirious to face him on the next card.
9. Soldier Ant put away Tursas with a suicide dive. Soldier Ant was outsized but he had more determination and survived a brutal beating to come off with a big dive and pinfall.
10. Sara Del Rey beat Fire Ant with the Royal Butterfly. Sara was not happy with her performance in the tag title match so she took it out on Fire Ant who couldn't keep up and finally had to tap to the Royal Butterfly.
11. Jigsaw overcame Delirious with the Jig 'N' Tonic. Delirious could have had the match won but late in the match, Ultramantis came out distracting him and allowing Jigsaw to hit his finisher to score the win.
12. Claudio Castagnoli finally put away a pesky Frightmare with the Ricola Bomb. Frightmare took Claudio to the limit and nearly scored several pinfalls, but Claudio came back with a Swiss Death and then another European Uppercut before hitting the Ricola Bomb to score a hard earned win.
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:09:43 GMT -4
A Complicated Card
1. Johnny Gargano pinned Crossbones with Hurts Donut. Gargano nearly fell victim to a series of moves by Crossbones, but he managed to come back with a low blow behind the ref's back and then hit the Lawn Dart and Hurts Donut to win.
2. The Throwbacks upset Team F.I.S.T. when Dasher pinned Chuck Taylor following the Cracker Jackhammer. Dasher and Sugar had been the whipping boys so far but they stopped that here with a strong performance ending with Dasher pinning Taylor while Sugar knocked Icarus out of the ring.
3. Archibald Peck kept up his improbable winning streak by beating Ophidian again in a survival of the fittest with the Cranial Crescendo. Peck had racked up 5 tokens and Ophidian had 7 when Peck hit a Cranial Crescendo (+1) to finally put Ophidian down for the three count.
4. Frightmare pinned Pinkie Sanchez with a somersault plancha. Frightmare used two Kneecolepsies before hitting a plancha that knocked Sanchez for a loop to win.
5. Kingquackensaw defeated The BDK when Jigsaw pinned Ares with the Jin 'N Tonic. KQS got some revenge working over Ares before finally scoring the pinfall.
6. Tim Donst put away Hallowicked with the SDT. Tim Donst made short work of the masked man before hitting his finisher to win.
7. Ultramantis Black pinned Delirious with the Praying Mantis Bomb. UMB seemed to try and take Delirious back to the light side. He tried to use the Eye of Tyr after the match, but Tursas and Claudio attacked while Ares grabbed the Eye. Incoherence came down to make the save.
8. Sara Del Rey, Daizee Haze and Brodie Lee shocked The Colony as Sara locked the Royal Butterfly on Soldier. Del Rey continued her revenge against the Colony by taking down Soldier Ant down and then locking on the Royal Butterfly to win.
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Post by tax on Nov 12, 2011 17:10:22 GMT -4
Stop Dragging My Card Around 1. Archibald Peck put away Crossbones with an Unchained Melody. Crossbones looked good, but Peck managed to come away with the victory. After the match, Ultramantis Black came to check on his former partner only to get nailed in the stomach by an irate Crossbones and then hit with the Frickin' Sweet Driver.
2. Team FIST beat The Throwbacks when Gargano pinned Dunkerton with the Hurts Donut. The Throwbacks looked good but Gargano caught Dunkerton off the ropes with a small package and then hit his finisher to score the pinfall.
3. Eddie Kingston pounded down Delirious with the Backfist to the Future. Kingston grabbed control fairly early on and kept pounding Delirious down until he finally scored the pinfall.
4. Incoherence beat BDK (Donst and Sanchez) when Frightmare used the Frightensteiner to pin Donst. This went back and forth as Donst tore apart Frightmare early on but Hallowicked managed to keep his partner going. Sanchez couldn't keep up any offense and finally Frightmare recovered enough to score a quick pin on Donst for the three count.
5. Ultramantis Black managed to overcome an attack from Crossbones and a severe beating from Brodie Lee to his the Praying Mantis Bomb for the three count. It looked bad for Mantis but somehow he persevered long enough to gain control to hit his finisher. After the match he called out Crossbones and said that one of them would have to go. He was challenging Crossbones to a loser leaves CHIKARA match on the next card.
6. Death Haze beat Quackensaw when Del Rey rolled through a flying cross body by Jigsaw to score the three count. Jigsaw thought he had Del Rey stunned and climbed to the top rope to finish her off but she was playing possum and used some extra momentum to roll on top and score the victory.
7. Chuck Taylor pinned Ophidian with the Omega Driver. It was shaping up to be a good battle but suddenly taylor knocked Ophidian down with a jumping big boot and then hit a quick Omega Driver to win.
8. The Colony once again got the best of BDK as Ares quickly got nailed with The Ant Hill and pinned by Soldier Ant. This was fairly quick as Ares made the mistake of tossing Fire Ant into the ropes. Fire caught him with a piledriver and then the Colony hit the Ant Hill. Green and Fire stopped Claudio and Tursas allowing Soldier to score the pin.
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Post by toasterboy on Nov 12, 2011 17:57:41 GMT -4
Appreciate the show names. Waiting for That Show Could Dance. Good stuff.
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Post by jasonjaconetti on Nov 13, 2011 6:47:05 GMT -4
Love the Weird Al names! Good job with the cards. I get a real feel for each match.
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Post by tax on Dec 15, 2011 17:42:37 GMT -4
(Postponing the Crossbones/Black match one show to further the angle actually)
This Is the Life 1. Soldier Ant put away Crossbones with the TKO. Soldier had a few problems but he quickly finished off Crossbones. Crossbones left quickly so as not to deal with any taunts from UltraMantis Black.
2. Chuck Taylor put away Ophidian with the Cross Crab. This was the best match of the night as both guys worked each other over till Taylor locked in the Crab for a submission.
3. Hallowicked put away Pinkie Sanchez in 15 seconds with a running boot to the face. Sanchez started yelling at the crowd and then turned around only to meet Hallowicked's boot and a stunning quick pin.
4. Ares easily handled Fire Ant with the Tiger Driver. Fire Ant couldn't get a move in as Ares crushed him before hitting the Tiger Driver to win.
5. Tim Donst put away Daizee Haze with the Inverted Chikara Special. Donst had little trouble handling Haze as he quickly suplexed her over the top rope then hit the Donstitution and locked on the Inverted Chikara Special to win.
6. Jigsaw battled back to put away Tursas with the Jig 'N' Tonic. Tursas' size looked to be too much, but somehow Jigsaw came back, hit a jumping enziugiri and then to everyone's surprise lifted Tursas up into his finisher to win.
7. Dasher Hatfield shocked Delirioous with the Grand Slam. Dasher was allb usiness here as he controlled the match, before knocing down Delirious with an Underhand Pitch and then hitting the Grand Slam to win.
8. Sara Del Rey pinned Frightmare with a spike piledriver. Frightmare's great agility was no match for Sara's size and power. She wore him down with several LeBell Locks before nailing the piledriver to win.
9. The match between Archibald Peck and UltraMantis Black was ruled a no contest when just as it was getting started, three strange figures came and attacked UltraMantis Black. No one was quite sure who these guys were, but they laid out Black just one card before his loser leaves CHIKARA for a year match against Crossbones. Crossbones then strutted out and introduced his corner men for the final show of the year...The Batiri.
10. Mike Quackenbush survived Brodie Lee with the Quackendriver III. Lee hammered Quack down time after time, but Quack survived it and came back with the Quackendriver III to finally win.
11. Icarus easily handled Sugar Dunkerton with the Wings of Icarus. Icarus had little trouble quickly knocking down Sugar and then hitting the Wings to score a fast pin.
12. Green Ant took down Johnny Gargano with the Cloverleaf. Ant had a lot of trouble putting Gargano down, but when he did, he managed to lock on the Cloverleaf to win.
13. Claudio Castagnoli finished off Eddie Kingston with the Ricola Bomb. No matter what Kingston tossed at Claudio, Claudio had a counter. Eddie did have one brief run, only for Claudio to nail him with Swiss Death. After that Claudio just wore Eddie down and finally put him away with the Ricola Bomb.
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Post by tax on Dec 25, 2011 22:44:35 GMT -4
My final Chikara card of the season. The next season will include the Batiri, El Generico and maybe more.
Party in the CIA 1. Archibald Peck knocked off Jigsaw with Cranial Crescendo (+2). Jigsaw couldn't keep up with Archibald's antics. Peck nailed Jigsaw twice with the Baton before hitting his finisher to score the win.
2. Pinkie Sanchez declared that he is the toughest man in Chikara and will take any challenger. Brodie Lee came running down. In a mild upset, Pinkie takes the win with a springboard hip attack after Sanchez rebounded from an early beating to score the win.
3. Ophidian upset Tursas with a Death Grip. Ophidian had a lot of trouble taking down the big man, but eventually Ophidian locked in the Death Grip. After the match, Amasis made a surprise appearance and the Osirian Portal danced for the crowd.
4. Team FIST edged Green Ant and Incoherence when Icarus rebounded back with Blu-Ray on Frightmare for the pinfall. Icarus took a beating but Gargano and Taylor helped to wear down Frightmare then Icarus exploded on offense until he scored the winning pinfall.
5. Team BDK defeated Eddie Kingston and The Throwbacks following a Doomsday Uppercut on Sugar Dunkerton. This was back and forth with the heels taking a sneaky win, but the wildness was after the match. Eddie brawled off with Claudio leaving Ares and Delirious with The Throwbacks. Ares raised the Eye of Tyr to control Delirious when suddenly he was nailed by Dasher's baseball bat causing him to drop it. Before Ares could grab it, Sugar caught it on the rebound and the fans erupted as he tossed it to Ultramantis Black who had made his way down to ringside. Black said that Delirious would no longer follow Ares orders much to Ares deep regret.
6. Mike Quackenbush held off Tim Donst with the Quackendriver III. This was a surprising technical classic as Donst had his chances to win but Quack was able to nail Donst with two Quackendrivers to finally score the win.
7. The Colony squeaked by Death Haze when Soldier pinned Del Rey with the TKO. This could have gone either way and it nearly did before the Ants managed to pull out the victory. After the match, both teams shook hands and the Colony raised Death Haze's hands in a sign of respect.
8. Ultramantis Black put away Crossbones (with the Batiri) in a loser leaves Chikara for a year match when he used the Praying Mantis Bomb to score the win. Black was determined not to lose, but the Batiri was making it tough. Suddenly Incoherence and the newly freed Delirious popped into view and took the Batiri down. Crossbones desparately charged Black in the corner, only to smash into the turnbuckle allowing Black to hit his finisher to win.
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