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Post by weirdjerod on Jan 3, 2013 23:48:29 GMT -4
Ok, the rules are simple... You take a famous movie line... you change ONE (and only one) word... to "pants". And let the laughter follow...
Here are a couple to get you started.. and let's see where it goes...
Princess Leia: Pants me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope
Darth Vader to Admiral Motti: I find your lack of pants disturbing
Wesley to Buttercup: Pants cannot stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants... Legolas: And you have my pants. Gimli: And MY pants. Boromir: You carry the pants of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.
For the record.. there is NO redeeming quality or feature to this game other than juvenile laughter, but hopefully there are enough juvenile people to enjoy it!!
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Post by Havoc on Jan 4, 2013 0:21:17 GMT -4
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked all over your pants.
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Post by Havoc on Jan 4, 2013 0:40:25 GMT -4
Sloane: The city looks so peaceful from up here. Ferris: Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet. Cameron: I think I see my pants.
Grace: Oh, Ed. You just sounded like Dirty Pants just then. Ed Rooney: Really? Thanks, Grace.
Boy in Police Station: Pants? Jeannie: Thank you, no. I'm straight. Boy in Police Station: I meant, are you in here for pants? Jeannie: Why are you here? Boy in Police Station: Pants.
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Post by Havoc on Jan 4, 2013 11:16:17 GMT -4
William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR PANTS!
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Post by weirdjerod on Jan 4, 2013 11:48:07 GMT -4
William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR PANTS! ROFLMAO!! now THAT is a classic!! Greedo: Jabba's through with you! He has no use for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. Han Solo: Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to pants her or I'm beginning to like her.
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Post by behindthebook on Jan 4, 2013 14:19:07 GMT -4
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!"
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Post by Havoc on Jan 4, 2013 15:15:26 GMT -4
Gracchus: He will bring them pants, and they will love him for it.
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my pants, in this life or the next.
Maximus: The frost, sometimes it makes the pants stick.
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