Caedus
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Post by Caedus on Dec 21, 2007 12:12:59 GMT -4
I'm doing my LOW in the future so that I can do a GWF v. EWA card once a year. Hopefully it will keep my interest this time.
January 7th, 2121
EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNEY
Konnan v. Steve Williams Dr. Death is just too strong, and overpowers K-Dog finishing him off with a football tackle. **
Jimmy Snuka v. Ted Dibiase After fighting back and forth, Superfly seemed to have the match in hand dominating the Million Dollar Man with chops. He hit a Piledriver, then went up to the top to finish off Dibiase, but Virgil was able to pull his employer out of the way of the SUPERFLY LEAP. The Million Dollar Man recovered, and slapped on the MILLION DOLLAR DREAM for the win. ****1/2
Diamond Dallas Page v. Justin Credible DDP and Justin Credible have a wild brawl in and out of the ring, but with a distraction by Sensational Sherri, Credible is able to hit DDP wirh a SINGAPORE CANE shot followed by THAT'S INCREDIBLE for the three count. ***1/2
Rick Rude v. The Sandman Another wild brawl erupts as the match takes place more outside the ring then inside the ring. Heenan slips Rude a chair, and distracts the referee, but the Sandman grabs his Singapore Cane, and as the referee turns around strikes Rude in the stomach. The ref calls for the DQ, and Rick Rude gets the victory.***
Ivan Koloff v. Hacksaw Jim Duggan Duggan gets the crowd involved with "USA" chants, but the support of the crowd was not enough. The Russian Bear lives up to his name as he crushes the oxygen out of Duggan's body with the RUSSIAN BEARHUG. **1/2
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Caedus
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Post by Caedus on Dec 21, 2007 12:19:14 GMT -4
Matches for January 14th, 2121
EWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 1
Dan Severn v. The Sheik Steve Corino v. The Terrible Turk King Kong Bundy v. Sabu
EWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 2
Steve Williams v. Ted Dibiase Justin Credible v. Rick Rude
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Post by lwffantrav on Dec 21, 2007 14:39:08 GMT -4
Nice to see ya around Rahl!
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Post by lostsoul on Dec 21, 2007 15:36:54 GMT -4
welcome back rahl.
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Caedus
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Post by Caedus on Dec 22, 2007 2:28:13 GMT -4
Just for the record THANKS!!!! I hope to keep this up, and if I don't I blame that damned Rosie picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Caedus on Dec 22, 2007 2:48:36 GMT -4
EWA CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENTR
ROUND1 CONTINUED
Dan Severn v. The Sheik A very wild match with Severn locking hold, and the Sheik brawling to get out of them. Farouk got the referee's attention at the right time leaving the wild Sheik free to throw a FIREBALL and gain the win.***1/2
Steve Corino v. The Terrible Turk The match started out a bit funny as Nikita had Volkoff come down to sing the Russian national anthem.... The Turk seemed to have no idea what was going on, and could could be seen asking Nikita "Gold?". In the ring the Turk came back from being hit from the OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION, but is DQ'ed for using the STRANGLEHOLD, and refusing to let it go after the 5 count when Corino got to the ropes.***
King Kong Bundy v. Sabu Sabu finds it a tough going vs. the enormous Bundy. Heenan tried to distract the ref, but only led to Sabu hitting an Arabian Facebuster followed up with the TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT. Heenan was livid after the match yelling at KKB as the fans chanted "Weasel". ***
EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 2
Steve Williams v. Ted Dibiase Dibiase took the early advantage, but Jimmy Snuka and Lou Albano came down to the ring, first knoking Virgil out, then distracting the Million $$$ Man so much to give Dr. Death the opening he needed to smash Dibiase with the OK STAMPEDE. ****
Justin Credible v. Rick Rude After a Superkick and THAT'S INCREDIBLE, Rude survives thanks mostly to the interference of the Brain Heenan. Rude is able to hit hit a wicked swinging neckbreaker followed by the RUDE AWAKENING to pin Credible. ****
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Caedus
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Post by Caedus on Dec 22, 2007 4:41:36 GMT -4
Next card: Who will be the Earth Champion???
Ivan Koloff v. The Sheik
"The King of Old School" v. Sabu
Rick Rude v. "Dr. Death"
AND THE TOURNAMENT WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THERE IS A WINNER!!
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Post by lostsoul on Dec 22, 2007 7:21:32 GMT -4
nice fed josef .
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Post by shazam6000 on Dec 22, 2007 7:24:48 GMT -4
Next card: Who will be the Earth Champion???
Ivan Koloff v. The Sheik"The King of Old School" v. SabuRick Rude v. "Dr. Death"AND THE TOURNAMENT WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THERE IS A WINNER!!
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Post by holland227 on Dec 24, 2007 21:46:26 GMT -4
Shiek over Koloff Sabu over Corino Rude over Death
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Post by lostsoul on Dec 25, 2007 9:48:09 GMT -4
Next card: Who will be the Earth Champion???
Ivan Koloff v. The Sheik"The King of Old School" v. SabuRick Rude v. "Dr. Death"AND THE TOURNAMENT WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THERE IS A WINNER!!
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Post by Admin on Dec 25, 2007 9:52:03 GMT -4
Good Stuff, I'm going with Koloff!
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Post by Caedus on Dec 29, 2007 1:16:00 GMT -4
January 21st, 2121
EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 2
Ivan Koloff v. The Sheik Ivan Koloff with Nikita in his corner goes toe to toe with The Sheik who had his manager Farouk accompanying him. It looked like a replay of the Sheik's 1st round match as Farouk distracted the referee allowing the sadistic Syrian to hit his FIREBALL, but Nikita was able to use his distraction skills to keep the ref busy long enough for Koloff to recover. Koloff was able to kick out at 2 & 3/4. The rest turned into a Koloff reversal, and the powerful Russian locked on the RUSSIAN BEAR HUG, but Sheik was able to reach the ropes with help from Farouk. The referee had seen enough, and sent both managers to the back as the Sheik gained his wits launching another FIREBALL into Koloff's face! The Sheik was then finally able to get the 3 count. ******(Best match I've ever played in LOW)
Sabu v. Steve Corino The 2 battled back and forth with Corino hitting OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION, and Sabu landing the TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT. The action later spilled outside the ring where Sabu was able to knock Corino over the railing, and into the crowd. Dazed, Corino was unable to make it back into the ring, and was counted out. ***1/2
EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 3
Rick Rude v. Steve Williams It took Heenan's help, 3 piledrivers, and 4 RUDE AWAKENINGS for "The Ravishing One" to pick up the pin over Dr. Death, and advance to the tournament finals. ***1/2
Sabu v. The Sheik Nephew and Uncle meet up in a crazy back and forth brawl. Sheik proves that family ties mean nothing when he FIREBALLS his nephew. He then followed it up with CAMEL CLUTCH for the win. ****
Captain Lou and Jimmy Snuka where doing an interview when Ted Dibiase and Virgil attacked from behind. Virgil took out Albano with a chair as Dibiase came in from behind, and locked the MILLION DOLLAR DREAM onto Snuka until he was unconscious. "You two cost me my chance at the EWA title.", said Dibiase. "And I'll spend as much as it takes to make you pay jungle boy!" He then clapped his hands together twice, and 2 butlers came out with drinks in coconuts, and umbrella straws. Dibiase and Virgil raised there glasses in a toast, then took a drink, and spit it out on Snuka. "Hahahaha!!"(classic Dibiase laugh)
EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS Rick Rude v. The Sheik Both men had been relying heavily on their managers to make it through the tournament, but the referee would have none of it, and demanded that both manager be banned from ringside for this important match. The 2 fought inside and outside the ring with momentum going from one wrestler to the other. The Sheik made the 1st big mistake however, and missed a turnbuckle charge. Rude was unable to get the pin with a quick roll up, but then hit the RUDE AWAKENING winning the EWA Championship. Heenan ran out from the back, and grabbed the title. Holding it up in the air as boos rained down on the new champ. ****
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Post by Caedus on Jan 3, 2008 15:40:02 GMT -4
January 28th, 2121 Card Preview
Diamond Dallas Page v. The Terrible Turk
EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ROUND 1
The Road Warriors v. The Italian Stallions(Dipaolo/Rocco)
The Regulators(Orton Jr./Hutton) v. The Fabulous Kangaroos
The Midnight Express v. The Armstrongs
The Regime(Volkoff/I. Shiek) v. The Flying Reds Also scheduled to appear: Capt. Lou Albano, Jimmy Snuka, and EWA Heavyweight Champion Rick Rude w/ Bobby Heenan.
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Post by Caedus on Apr 21, 2008 2:24:17 GMT -4
January 28th, 2121
The show opened up with Bobby Heenan and Rick Rude slowly walking to the ring to Rude's trademark music. Heenan held the the EWA title, and talked trash to the fans at rindside on the way down. Rude grabbed a mic:
"What I need right now is all you fat, out of shape, Earth sweat hogs to keep the noise down while I show your women what a real man looks like!"
To an array of boos Rude stripped off his rope, and Heenan put the EWA title around his waist. During the hoopla the Sheik slowly creeped his way down the aisle, then attacked Rude from behind. The crowd went wild for the Sheik!!(??)
EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 1 The Regulators v. The Kangaroos The 2 teams fought back and forth with a lot of frequent tags, but Costello eventually got caught in the Regulator corner, and was finished off by an Orton SUPERPLEX. ***1/2
Diamond Dallas Page v. The Terrible Turk Nikita boasts to start the match about how unbeatable his Turk is, and the match seems to go that way as TT dominates DDP, but the blood hungry Turk uses an illegal version of the STRANGLEHOLD and is DQ'ed. *1/2
EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 1 The Armstrongs v. The Midnight Express Brad and Bob work smoothly in the ring together, tagging in and out, and double teaming both Lane and Eaton. It wasn't enough though as Brad is crushed by a VEG-O-MATIC, and the Midnight Express advances. ***
The Flying Reds v. The Regime The speed of the Flying Reds wasn't enough to hold off the raw power of Volkoff, and the Iron Sheik. Iron Sheik is able to slap the CAMEL CLUTCH onto Lyons right after Nikolai used his BACKBREAKER DROP to get the submission victory. **1/2
Captain Lou Albano comes out with Jimmy Snuka, and challenges Ted Dibiase to fight Snuka again on the next card. Dibiase comes out with Virgil, and accepts.
EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 1 Italian Stallions v. The Road Warriors In the final match of the 1st Round the Road Warriors and the Stallions face off in a wild match that spent as much time outside of the ring as inside. Rocca is pinned, but it takes 3 DOOMSDAY DEVICES to finish him off. ****
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