Prepare for the most batshit insane fed I can possibly put together.
Lou Thesz announced today that he would be forming a new wrestling promotion, named Wrestle-1. The first show would be held at the Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, and Thesz unveiled the card, which kept most of the participants secret. Who will appear on the first show for this new promotion?
Card #1; "Wrestle-1 RAISING AN ARMY", Philadelphia, PA: 1.) Women's Showcase: X vs. X 2.) Stan Lane, X and X vs. X, X and X 3.) X and X vs. X and X 4.) Adam Cole vs. X 5.) Road Warrior Hawk and X vs. X and X 6.) X and X vs. X and X 7.) X vs. X 8.) Lou Thesz and X vs. X and X
Card #1; "Wrestle-1 RAISING AN ARMY", Philadelphia, PA:
1.) Women's Showcase: Cheerleader Melissa beat Mia Yim with the Air Raid Crash. 2.) DJ Hyde, Jerry Lynn and Angelo Poffo beat Stan Lane, The Sandman and Jim Cornette when Hyde used the Summoning Lariat on Cornette. 3.) Davey Richards and The Genius beat Kenny King and The Mountie when Richards used the DR Driver on Mountie. 4.) Randy Savage beat Adam Cole with a Flying Elbow Drop. 5.) Katsuyori Shibata and Kazushi Sakuraba beat Road Warrior Hawk and Road Warrior Animal when Shibata used the Go 2 Sleep on Hawk. - After the match Animal turned on Hawk, hitting him with a clothesline and a powerslam and leaving him in the ring as three masked men continued the beatdown on Hawk.
6.) Kazuchika Okada and Tursas beat Willie Mack and George Hackenschmidt when Okada used the Rainmaker on Mack. 7.) Frank Gotch beat Sami Callihan with a Gotch Toehold. 8.) Lou Thesz and Kurrgan beat Ken Doane and Afa Jr. when Thesz used a Greco Roman Backdrop on Afa Jr.
Card #2, "Wrestle-1 FIRST TRIP"; Manhattan, NY: 1.) X, X and X vs. X, X and X 2.) X vs. X 3.) X and X vs. X and X 4.) X, X and X vs. X, X and X 5.) Jim Cornette and X vs. DJ Hyde and X 6.) Sami Callihan and X vs. X and X 7.) Road Warrior Hawk vs. Road Warrior Animal 8.) Adam Cole, X and X vs. Randy Savage, X and X 9.) Lou Thesz and X vs. X and X