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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 2, 2008 18:38:36 GMT -4
Rumors Ray Stevens is not happy being the 4th wheel
A new Manager may be in town soon
There are ongoing talks about bringing in a new top tag team
The GLWA is getting out of the Hardcore Business
remember these are only rumors
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 2, 2008 19:58:32 GMT -4
FA and new guy debuts tonight .........JYD, Hayne, Fyne, Sting, Slater, Von Goering
Rikidozan, Giant Baba and the Road Warriors will be on Tuesdays Card
However we do have a taped message that will be played at tonights show
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 2, 2008 20:46:13 GMT -4
Fans start packing into the Slaughterhouse as the Jumbo Tron comes to life
OOOOhhhhhhhhhhh what a Ruussshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hawk " Brodie and Hanson even a blind man can be right about the time twice a day, what i am saying is you are very Lucky. Tell em Animal"
Animal" Hawk if those wanna be champions want to come to our house and take a whoopin maybe we can barge into thier back yard and whoopem there"
Hawk" They dont have enough guts to meet us Animal"
Animal "Actually I think they are too stupid to decline"
The tape rolls footage of the Doomsday device being applied to all the top teams and a tag team ranking through the months that show all the GLWA in red and boy there was alot of red.
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 2, 2008 22:41:32 GMT -4
3-2-08 From the Slaughterhouse
Match 1 Sam Hayne VS Killer Karl Kox Hayens pins KOx in 11 minutes
Match 2 The Carnage Crew VS The Mulkeys The Crew dismantle the Mulkeys in 9 minutes
Match 3 Skull Murphy and Brute Bernard VS The Nitemares The Mares win by DQ in 12 minutes
Match 4 Eddie Fayne VS Alexis Smirnoff Fayne pins Smirnoff in 7 minutes
Match 5 JYD VS Johnny Valiant JYD keeps the new FA streak alibe with a win over Valiant in 16 minutes
Match 6 Jim Duggan VS Nikolai Volkoff Double DQ in 12 minutes as the american Flag crack a russian skull and the Russian flag knocked Duggan out of the ring.
Match 7 Fritz Von Goering VS Mr. Wrestling Von Goering is victorious in his debut, time of victory 12 minutes
Match 8 Jim Garvin VS Dick Slater Slater with the victory in 15 minutes
Match 9 Sting VS Gorgeous George w/Dupre Ellering, Heenan and Dillon were all at ringside scouting the new FA Sting defeats George in 7 minutes
Match 10 Austin w/Ellering VS Jimmy Valiant Austin wins with the Stunner in 7 minutes
Match 11-For the GLWA Tag Team Championship Demolition w/Heenan VS The SOF Zhukov goes for a ride in the decapitator as Demolition retains the Titles in 17 minutes
Match 12-For the GLWA TV Title The Iron Sheik w/Breznikov VS Ray Stevens w/Heenan The Iron Sheik proved too much for Stevens taking the match in 22 minutes and when Stevens looked for Heenans help Bobby was not there. The two men are in a heated argument all the way back to the drssing rooms
Match 13-For the GLWA Championship Bo Bo Brazil VS Nick Bockwinkel these two warriors battle for 20 minutes and Bcokwinkel is going for a pin as Heenan hold Brazils legs. Ray Stevens comes out of no where and pulls Heenan off Brazil and begins yelling "why are you helping him when you stand by and let me lose in a rare title match huh Bobby why?" Brazil has regaind himself as Bockwinkel slides out to aid Heenan. Bockwinkel shoves Stevens as the refere counts and then slides back into the ring. Stevens goes after Bockwinkel and the referee thinking this is a 2 on 1 against Brazil Dq's Bockwinkel.
Brazil is still your champ our new men look tough
These 2 men are sqauring off as the screen fades to black.
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 3, 2008 20:50:10 GMT -4
Paul Ellering " Brodie and Hanson, no word from you? The most Dominant Tag Team of all time calls you out and you are too scared to respond? come on boys and take your ass whippin like men"
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Post by weirdjerod on Mar 3, 2008 21:24:09 GMT -4
Brody: "Ush!! Ush!!! Ush!!!!! Road Warriors!!! Road Warriors!!! greatest team of never-never land??!! *holds up Japanese Titles* Looky-looky!!! Ush!! Ush!! Ush!!! Who'd we beat for these damned things again Stan???"
Hansen: "Heeeeeeee-oooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!! Road Warriors?!?! Who do you think you are??? We think you are nothing but some mascarra wearing bitches, and these belts right here carry more prestige than you 2 punks ever thought about!!! We will meet yer challenge, any time anywhere!!! You name it, then get yer insurance paid up!!!"
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 4, 2008 10:28:44 GMT -4
The GLWA is ending negotiations with another top tag team and a top manager
Details to follow
Maybe now we will be taken seriously by the LWA, It is not the fault of the GLWA that 3 to 5 of the top singles competitors reside in the GLWA and that now 5 of the top tag teams reside here.
The Rankings should take into account 33% win loss record for month, 34% record over last 1 to 2 months and finally 33% level of competition.
The Road Warriors face stiffer competition than Hanson and Brody or anyon else for that matter. Those other teams could not hold a belt here.
Another manager is in talks with the GLWA and should be coming in near the end of the month
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 4, 2008 19:12:29 GMT -4
********Rumors********
The GLWA is looking to get out of the hardcore business and will entertain offers for The Sandman, The Sheik(who is out til April) and Sabu
The GLWA also has lots of cash and might be willing to take on some more salary if someone want to cut down
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 4, 2008 20:00:59 GMT -4
Hawk " hey Animal did you hear who is coming into town to join us here at the GLWA?"
Animal "I did, the top 5 tag teams reside here who do Brody and Hanson fight week in and week out"
Hawk "nobodies"
Animal " hahaha yeah thats what I though, so you have no excuses Brodie and Hanson you pick the date and we will be there then we will give you plenty of time to heal before inviting you here"
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Post by tyguy on Mar 4, 2008 20:37:00 GMT -4
Here are the last rankings with the new ones due out soon. Don't see five GLWA tag teams.
Tag Teams: LWA World Tag Team Champions: Road Warriors (GLWA) National Tag Team Champions: Wahoo McDaniel/Chief Jay Strongbow (PCW)
1. Frank Gotch/Bruno Sammartino (TAG, 1, -.18) 2. Hansen/Brody (PNW, 3, -.08) 3. Roughhouse Outlaws{Jaggers/Sawyer} (RSW, 4, +.15) 4. Demolition(GLWA,9, +.3) 5. Canadian Thrill Seekers {Jericho/Neidhart} (TD, 2, -.55) 6. Wild Samoans (PNW, 6, +.08) 7. Freebirds{Hayes/Roberts} (WCCW, NR, +.19) 8. Fabulous Express{Rose/Condrey/Keirn} (MAW, NR, +.35) 9. Fire & Ice {Swede Hanson/Rip Hawk} (PNW 5, -.46) 10. Crusher/Bruiser (SMW, 15, -.01) 11. Southern Rockers (WCCW, 7, -.34) 12. Half-A-Ton{Monsoon/Calhoun} (PCW, NR, +.04) 13. Interns (MCW, NR, +.06) 14. Kangaroos (PWR, 8, -.48) 15. Original Heavenly Bodies {Al and Don Greene} (MCW, NR, +.12)
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 4, 2008 20:54:02 GMT -4
****From the desk of Charlie Cox*****
Nope three are there but the Ortons and Code Red should be but because the GLWA has the toughest tag team division bar none our teams dont have easy wins that are to be had in every other promotion.
Where else do you have teams like the Ortons and Code red that could be champs anywhere else ranked 4 and 5 in the GLWA. Until the quality of opponent is taken into account in the rankings thse also ran teams will be in the top 15. Come on common sense says when you face LOD, Demolition, The Ortons, Code Red week after week you wont be posting a 7-2 record.
case and point the freebirds and Bruiser and Crusher are both now in the top 10 but couldnt crack the top 5 in the GLWA. enough said
did I mention the NA champs have been ducking teams in the GLWA, they are here waiting for the losers I mean champs to be brave enough to put the belts up.....hasn't happned yet!
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Post by tyguy on Mar 4, 2008 21:09:27 GMT -4
As I've said before when asked, the National tag team champions and the Unified Intercontinental champion (get it right, not the North American title) will defend when told to by the LWA. The Indians are coming to you on the 23rd and I'm sure they will lose to Demolition or whoever you put them up against and then call for a title match. Demolition are former world tag champs and should be trying to get them back, not going for the secondary title. Lex Luger is defending at PCW Spring Spectacular March 17 against whoever wins the tournament this Saturday. Should he retain no doubt the belt will be on the line again at the ppv. on March 29. I didn't see any GLWA wrestlers in that tournament to determine a No. 1 contender.
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 4, 2008 21:24:28 GMT -4
From Carlie Cox See response above When you have former LWA champ Bockwinkel, Former LWA Champ Rogers, Former Na Champ Bo Bo Brazil, Rikidozan, Iron Sheik, Steve Austin, Sting hard to have a record that stands out because unlike other feds we dont hide behind the LWA comittee we put our money where our mouths are........everyone wrestles everyone. We at the GLWA have seen some in the top 10 go on runs against nobodies just to run them up the rankings....Paper Champions...But no here our time will come you can run you can hide but not forever. AGAIN quality of competition should count for 1/3 of the ranking now some wont want that and i cant blame them after looking at thier rosters.... In fairness you dont want the GLWA owning all the gold but i think its time for federation wars 5 different Tag team tournaments each fed puts a team in each tournamnt as ranked by the LWA comittee. Also a LWA Championship Tourney and a Unified whatever tourney then another 5 to 6 tourneys including a hardcore tourney all feds enter one participant in each tourney. when all is said and done we will know where the gold belongs....................Take that to the LWA Comittee ;D
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Post by tyguy on Mar 4, 2008 21:29:59 GMT -4
You've been here longer than me so you should know this. The way to advance your men in the overall rankings is through Interpromotional matches. That's what wildfire has said in the past.
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Post by Nitemarz on Mar 4, 2008 21:39:02 GMT -4
HMMMMMM asked for a couple guys from your fed but one wasnt available.....asked for a second date..............................................still waiting
Do i need to pay for the match??? I do have cash
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