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Post by todd on Jul 22, 2012 23:02:15 GMT -4
IF A MARTIAN CALLS JUST HANG UP Palmer Center Easton PA MATCHES ANNOUNCED SO FAR THE LONG AWAITED RETURN DAIZE HAZE VS ARCHIBALD PECK POINTS IN PLAY
LOS ICE CREAMS VS THE BATIRI
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Post by todd on Jul 24, 2012 22:06:19 GMT -4
Bryce Remsburg previews matches for the upcoming show If A Martian Calls Just Hang Up at the Palmer Center August 5th in Easton Pa Archibald Peck W/ Veronica vs. Daize Haze - After a two year absence Daize Haze makes her return to Chikara facing Archibald Peck. Peck’s relations with girlfriend Veronica are already strained due to his current losing streak and there’s no telling what the future holds for the couple if Peck doesn’t snap out of it soon. Gekido - Recently five masked strangers arrived on the Chikara scene making random attacks against The Colony, Mike Quackenbush and Jigsaw. The purpose of these attacks had everyone baffled until earlier in the week when the leader of the Gekido known as 17 stated not only was their mission to destroy Chikara and expose it for what it really is but also are targeting the ENTIRE LWA ! One of the most brutal attacks came last month when the entire Gekido stormed the ring to attack Jigsaw. Jigsaw gets his chance to meet one of the attackers The Shard in one on one competition on August 5th in Easton Grand Championship Tournament - Chikara’s director of fun Wink Vassuer announces an 8 man round robin tournament to crown the first Chikara Grand Champion. Vassuer used his Chikarabermetrics system to pick the eight men competing in the tournament stating his algorithm is flawless.The first two matches of the Grand Championship Tournament will take place on August 5th In Easton with The Handicap Hero Of Wrestling Greg Iron facing Ultra Mantis Black and Eddie Kingston squaring off against the leader of the Gekido 17. Also at If A Martian Calls Just Hang Up we’ll be seeing The Loutish Lumberjack Grizzy Redwood take on Green Ant, FIST (Taylor and Gargano) battle The Spectral Envoy for point number one and in the big maaain event The Batiri and Los Ice Creams go head to head for point number two in the Campeonatos de Parejas standings. Campeonatos de Parejas Champions - 3.0 Big Magic Shane Mathews and Scott Jagged Parker 1. The Batiri - 1 point 2. Los Ice Creams - 1 point 3. The Throwbacks - 1 point 4. FIST - 0 points 4. Spectral Envoy - 0 points 5. Osirian Portal - 0 points 6. Fire Ant and Soldier Ant - 0 points 7. The Gekido - 0 points
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Post by todd on Jul 29, 2012 20:34:55 GMT -4
IF A MARTIAN CALLS JUST HANG UP Palmer Center Easton PA 8/4/12 Green Ant def Grizzly Redwood ***Redwood dominated the action putting Green Ant through the WOOD CHIPPER (jumping swinging DDT from the second rope) four times during the match but just couldn’t keep his shoulders pinned to the mat. The resilient rookie put together a string of high flying maneuvers topped off with a CLOVERLEAF in a awesome comeback victory. Long Awaited Return Daize Haze def Archibald Peck W/ Veronica **Peck marches out to the ring escorted by Veronica and starts things off by attacking Haze before the bell drawing some serious heat from the crowd. Peck delivers unchained melody but despite Veronica urging Peck to finish her off he decides to punish Haze some more by choking her with his golden sash. Haze comes back with a bridging German suplex and puts Peck down for the count with a heart punch a short time later. Things get heated between Veronica and Peck after the match with Veronica threatening to smash Peck with his own baton For Point Number One FIST (Taylor, Gargano ) def The Spectral Envoy (Frightmare and Hallowicked) with a Chuck Taylor Big Boot on Hallowicked gaining their first point *1/2 First Time Ever Jigsaw The Shard with JIG AN TONIC **½After the match assailANT and deviANT charge the ring attempting to unmask Jigsaw drawing Mike Quackenbush and The Colony to the ring for all out brawl Grand Championship Tournament Match Block A Greg Iron Def Ultra Mantis Black ** Iron takes a beating but manages to turn things around with check from the neck up and puts away the leader of the Spectral Envoy with HANDICAP PARKING ( Reverse STO face buster) Grand Championship Match Block B 17 def Eddie Kingston with a QUACKENDRIVER 3 **Gavin Loudspeaker announces the next two upcoming Chikara shows Eat A Peach Saturday August 27th in Williamsport and King Of Trios in September 14th at The ECW Arena in Philadelphia ! Points In Play The Batiri w/ Kobald (Two Points) def Los Ice Creams ( One Point)The Batiri enter the ring chasing announcer Gavin Loudspeaker as he attempts to introduce their opponents Los Ice Creams. Kolbald manages to block Gavin’s escape from the ring as Kodoma and Obariyon each grab an arm and start pulling wishbone style. Los Ice Creams storm the ring saving Loudspeaker’s neck in the nick of time. The bell rings and the match goes on for 10 over minutes with fast and furious back action until Obariyon gets the pin fall on Ice Cream Jr. following a FLYING DDT. Campeonatos de Parejas Champions - 3.0 Big Magic Shane Mathews and Scott Jagged Parker1. The Batiri - 2 points 2. The Throwbacks - 1 point 3. FIST - 1 point 4. Los Ice Creams - 0 points 4. Spectral Envoy - 0 points 5. Osirian Portal - 0 points 6. Fire Ant and Soldier Ant - 0 points 7. The Gekido - 0 points
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Post by todd on Aug 12, 2012 23:44:48 GMT -4
Eat A Peach Williamsport PA 8/18/12 Archibald Peck W/ Veronica def Gran Akuma *1/2Peck struggled as usual going twice early on following a series of kicks and tombstone face buster. Akuma had Peck dead to rights following a YOSHI TONIC until Veronica distracted referee Jonathan Barber giving Peck time to recover and land a running clothesline followed by unchained melody getting the win and breaking his current losing streak Grand Championship Tournament Match Block B Hallowicked def Kobald ** Hallowicked started things off with a swinging neck breaker and running boot to the face catching the Batiri leader off guard. Kolbald remained on the defensive for the remainder of the match kicking out of a GRAVE YARD SMASH and two Rydeen bombs before going down with a HEADLESS HORSEMEN *1/2 The Colony def The Swarm (assailANT, deviANT, and combatANT) by DQ **½The Swarm launches a sneak attack before the opening bell but the Colony recovers quickly taking down deviANT with triple dropkicks. The match goes back and forth at a furious pace until The Swarm gain the upper hand after combatANT lands a running senton over the top rope on Soldier Ant. Referee Bryce Remsburg calls for the bell and disqualifies The Swarm when combatANT goes too far and tries to unmask the wounded Soldier Ant outside the ring The Osirian Portal def Los Ice Creams *The portal quickly dashed any hopes of Los Ice Creams regaining points in the Campeonatos de Parejas standings when Ice Cream jr. submitted to a Ophidian DEATH GRIP in just under 2 minutes Grand Championship Tournament Match Block A Mike Quackenbush def Icarus with a QUACKENDRIVER 3 *½ . After the match 17 leader of the Gekido attempts to injure Quackenbush with one of the infamous 17 forgotten holds in wrestling. The Batiri ( 2 points) W/ Kolbald def FIST (one point) ***Johnny Gargano pulled referee Jonathan Barber out of the ring at the two count following a Batiri drop toe hold and knee strike. Later on in the match Kolbald returned the favor by doing the same thing after a Chuck Taylor OMEGA DRIVER on Kodama this set the table for Kodama and Obariyon to deliver a series of Batiri blitz kicks on Taylor for the win. The Batiri gain point number three in the Campeonatos de Parejas standings and earn a title shot at The Campeonatos de Parejas Champions 3.0 Scott Parker and Shane Mathews Campeonatos de Parejas Standings Champions - 3.0 Big Magic Shane Mathews and Scott Jagged Parker 1. The Batiri - 3 points 2. Throwbacks - 1 point 3. Osiran Portal - 1 point 4. The Swarm - 0 points 5. The Colony - 0 points 6. FIST - 0 points 7. Spectral Envoy - 0 points Grand Championship Standings Block A1. Mike Quackenbush - 1 2. Greg Iron - 1 3. Ultra Mantis Black - 0 4. Icarus - 0 Block B1. 17 - 1 2. Hallowicked - 1 3. Kolbald - 0 4. Eddie Kingston - 0
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Post by todd on Aug 24, 2012 22:15:49 GMT -4
Bigger Than A Bread Box American Legion Hall Hellertown PA 8/25/12 1. Grizzly Redwood def Gran Akuma (big axe handle 7:11) ** 2. The Shard def Daize Haze ( Jumping enzuigiri 8:19) **1/2 3. Grand Championship Title Tournament Block A - Icarus def Greg Iron (WINGS OF ICARUS 10:46) *** 4. FIST (Taylor and Gargano) def The Spectral Envoy (Frightmare and Hallowicked) ( Gargano HURTS DONUT on Frightmare) ** 5. Grand Championship Title Tournament Block B - Eddie Kingston def Kobald ( BACKFIST TO THE FUTURE 6:50) ** 6. 3.0 def The Swarm ( assailANT and combatANT) ( 3.0 LUNG BLOWER on assailANT 12:39) *** non title match Campeonatos de Parejas Standings Champions - 3.0 Big Magic Shane Mathews and Scott Jagged Parker 1. The Batiri - 3 points 2. Throwbacks - 1 point 3. Osiran Portal - 1 point 4. FIST - 1 point 5. The Colony - 0 points 6. The Swarm - 0 points 7. Spectral Envoy - 0 points 8. Los Ice Creams - 0 points Grand Championship Standings Block A1. Mike Quackenbush - 1 2. Greg Iron - 1 3. Ultra Mantis Black - 0 4. Icarus - 1 Block B1. 17 - 1 2. Hallowicked - 1 3. Kolbald - 0 4. Eddie Kingston - 1
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