Post by brianu on Dec 12, 2007 10:22:02 GMT -4
Saturday, December 8, 2007 (Los Angeles, CA)
Ms. Brooks comes out. Tonight we will celebrate WCCW and honor the death of PNW.
Trudi Denucci and Trish Stratus beat Debbie Combs and Candi Devine
Adrian Street beat Norvell Austin.
Bill Watts beat Nord the Barbarian in a chain match.
The Fabulous Freebirds come out. They state they will take over the WCCW and challenged the Southern Rockers for the gold. Rockers come out and a good old fashioned brawl takes place.
Gorgeous George comes out filling the arena with his perfume. He vows to make WCCW a prettier place. Well the match wasn't pretty when Mr. Wrestling II beat Gorgeous George.
Abdullah the Butcher won the WCCW Hardcore Champ by beating Ernie Ladd
Pacific International Champ Bam Bam Bigelow destroyed Col Debeers.
Jake Roberts kept the WCCW title by beating Roddy Piper
The lights dim. Rev. Debeers (dressed in a red robe) leads a procession to the ring. Men dressed in black robes carry a casket to the ring.
Rev. Debeers: "Ms. Brooks, WCCW fans. We are gathered here today to pay our final respects to PNW. The little organization up in Portland has sadly died."
*on the jumbotron, fans can see a manequin in the casket that looks alot like PNW's owner along with a blow up doll.
Rev. Debeers: "PNW lived a long life. It tried it's best to "entertain" a bunch of flannel and sandal wearing slackers. But it let politics and rubbing elbows with the DWA/LWA/AAA oh wrong outfit, get in the way. It led a campaign to take away our Pacific International title. WCCW regained its belt, PNW sadly died. Mr. Street, you look quite lovely in your gown, would you like to say a few things."
*Street hops in the casket and starts gyrating on the manequin. WCCW security pulls him off.
Rev. Debeers: "Mr. Street, show some respect for the dead!! Mr. Billy Jack Haynes, you worked for PNW, is there anything you would like to add?"
BJH:"Yeah, those bums owe me $50 bucks." *pours beer on the casket.
Rev. Debeers: "Mr. Butcher, you have the final opportunity to um, speak."
Abdullah the Butcher takes out the manequin and proceeds to use his fork on the head. He throws the head out into the crowd. The WCCW crowd passes the head around.
The lights suddenly go dark. Ms. Brooks asks what is going on. Her boss, the Executioner, emerges with two large men beside him.
The Executioner: "Ms. Brooks I apologize for interrupting this ceremony, but I need to address some matters with the fans. I hope you understand. Yes, PNW is dead. But let's forget about the past. Rather lets talk about the present. Much has changed in the last week. Some for the good, some not. But I am not here for political gain, not here for my ego, I am here for the fans. I would like to thank you all for supporting our shows. As you know the WCCW is taking a break from any LWA sanctioned events. Don't worry you will still see our stars in your towns, you come first. But until the dust settles with the LWA, WCCW is an independent organization."
*Executioner throws the LWA banner in the casket and starts banner and casket on fire.
*Fans cheer:WCCW, WCCW, WCCW!!!
Ms. Brooks comes out. Tonight we will celebrate WCCW and honor the death of PNW.
Trudi Denucci and Trish Stratus beat Debbie Combs and Candi Devine
Adrian Street beat Norvell Austin.
Bill Watts beat Nord the Barbarian in a chain match.
The Fabulous Freebirds come out. They state they will take over the WCCW and challenged the Southern Rockers for the gold. Rockers come out and a good old fashioned brawl takes place.
Gorgeous George comes out filling the arena with his perfume. He vows to make WCCW a prettier place. Well the match wasn't pretty when Mr. Wrestling II beat Gorgeous George.
Abdullah the Butcher won the WCCW Hardcore Champ by beating Ernie Ladd
Pacific International Champ Bam Bam Bigelow destroyed Col Debeers.
Jake Roberts kept the WCCW title by beating Roddy Piper
The lights dim. Rev. Debeers (dressed in a red robe) leads a procession to the ring. Men dressed in black robes carry a casket to the ring.
Rev. Debeers: "Ms. Brooks, WCCW fans. We are gathered here today to pay our final respects to PNW. The little organization up in Portland has sadly died."
*on the jumbotron, fans can see a manequin in the casket that looks alot like PNW's owner along with a blow up doll.
Rev. Debeers: "PNW lived a long life. It tried it's best to "entertain" a bunch of flannel and sandal wearing slackers. But it let politics and rubbing elbows with the DWA/LWA/AAA oh wrong outfit, get in the way. It led a campaign to take away our Pacific International title. WCCW regained its belt, PNW sadly died. Mr. Street, you look quite lovely in your gown, would you like to say a few things."
*Street hops in the casket and starts gyrating on the manequin. WCCW security pulls him off.
Rev. Debeers: "Mr. Street, show some respect for the dead!! Mr. Billy Jack Haynes, you worked for PNW, is there anything you would like to add?"
BJH:"Yeah, those bums owe me $50 bucks." *pours beer on the casket.
Rev. Debeers: "Mr. Butcher, you have the final opportunity to um, speak."
Abdullah the Butcher takes out the manequin and proceeds to use his fork on the head. He throws the head out into the crowd. The WCCW crowd passes the head around.
The lights suddenly go dark. Ms. Brooks asks what is going on. Her boss, the Executioner, emerges with two large men beside him.
The Executioner: "Ms. Brooks I apologize for interrupting this ceremony, but I need to address some matters with the fans. I hope you understand. Yes, PNW is dead. But let's forget about the past. Rather lets talk about the present. Much has changed in the last week. Some for the good, some not. But I am not here for political gain, not here for my ego, I am here for the fans. I would like to thank you all for supporting our shows. As you know the WCCW is taking a break from any LWA sanctioned events. Don't worry you will still see our stars in your towns, you come first. But until the dust settles with the LWA, WCCW is an independent organization."
*Executioner throws the LWA banner in the casket and starts banner and casket on fire.
*Fans cheer:WCCW, WCCW, WCCW!!!