Smoky Mountain Saturday
WTVK Television
December 8, 10:00am
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Big Jim Hess welcomes everyone to SMW Saturday…
Big Jim Hess descries the action from last night’s matches…
(Hess)…and Jim Cornette and the Heavenly Bodies upset the team of Brute Bernard & Skull Murphy to become the new SMW Tag champions…
(brief video rolls featuring Jim Cornette and the Heavenly Bodies)…
(Cornette)…the Heavenly Bodies…never have so few been so good looking…the Heavenly Bodies…God’s gift to women…God’s gift to wrestling…and the SMW Tag champions!…(back to live action)…
(Hess)…and in the continuation of a brutal war…just when it looked like SMW Heavyweight champion Curt Hennig was about to beat Ole Anderson…out came the Horsemen…and Curt Hennig was on the short end of the brutal brawl that followed…(brief video rolls of Curt Hennig taped lat night)…
(Hennig)…Ole Anderson…you’re a real big man when your surrounded by Horsemen…but his Friday…I’ve taken care of that…you and me in a cage…no Horseman…but lots of blood…YOURS!
Pat Patterson v “Wildfire” Tommy RichRunning clothesline by Patterson…cover…LOU THESZ PRESS by Rich…kick out…headbutt by Patterson…BOMBS AWAY KNEE DROP on Rich…1…2…kick out…atomic drop on Rich…cover…1…2…3…Pat Patterson takes the win…Patterson signals to the back…and here comes the Iron Sheik…two way beating on Rich…Sheik holds Rich while Patterson hits a BOMBS AWAY KNEE DROP…here comes Tony Atlas…Atlas and Rich run off Patterson and Sheik.
Tony Atlas and Tommy Rich come to the announce area…
(Rich)…Jim Hess…ever since I arrived in the SMW…this Patterson and Iron Sheik have been double teaming me…and I’m tired of it…
(Atlas)…calm down, Tommy…we’ll see how Patterson and the Iron Sheik feel when they taste the power of Mr. USA…(Tony flexes his biceps)…
(Rich)…Patterson…Iron Sheik…I don’t know where….I don’t know when…but me and Tony…we’ll be waiting on you…and we’re going to KICK YOUR BUTTS…I’M ALL FARRRED UP!
Heavenly Bodies© w/ Jim Cornette v Can-Am Connection
Non-Title MatchMartel with a knee to Lane’s midsection…flying headscissors on Lane…cover…1…2…kick out…dropkicks to Lane by Martel…Lane clotheslines Martel…cover…kick out…Midnight lariat on Martel…cover…kick out…side leg sweep on Martel…tag to Prichard…Martel gets tossed to the ropes…and tripped by Cornette…Prichard covers…1…2…kick out…Cornette chokes Martel while Prichard distracts the referee…tag to Zenk…slingshot suplex by Prichard on Zenk…Prichard gives Zenk a FOREIGN OBJECT shot…the referee has disqualified the Heavenly Bodies…and Cornette is going nuts.
Jim Cornette comes to the announce area…
(Cornette)…HESS…you saw that …these referee’s who ain't got the brains that the sweet Lord gave a donkey…has just disqualified the SMW TAG champions…and why…because the Dr. of Desire…Tommy Prichard has a right hand that would knock out any man…
(Hess)…oh…get off of it, Cornette…Prichard used a foreign object…and you know it…
(Cornette)…listen up, you little punk…I’m an important man in this town…and my Momma is an important man…all it would take is for me to snap my fingers…and you’d be gone…history…just a greasy spot in the road…Can-Am Connection…the next time we meet…you’ll see why you better count your lucky stars that you got off easy here…this morning…that’s all got to say…
Big Jim Hess brings out Dusty Rhodes…
(Hess)…the SMW TV champion…”The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes…
(Rhodes)…You know Jim Hess…the Amewican Dweam…it ain't always prit-ta…the Amewican Dweam…it ain’t always rich……the Amewican Dream…it ain't easy…BUT…now, here me out Jim Hess…it IS honest…and it is HARD WORKIN’…and it is Fair and Just…it ain’t one Ar-on Anderson…no sir…it ain’t…whoo…Slick Ric Flair…it ain’t Ole Anderson…and it ain’t…Tully Blanchard…Tully Blanchard…you have tried to hurt…the Dweam…you have beaten …the Dweam…but hear this, Tull-ay…you will never…ever…kill…the Amewican Dweam!
“American Dream” Dusty Rhodes© v Tully Blanchard
SMW TV Title MatchBlanchard whips Rhodes into the corner…flying body press by Blanchard…repeated elbow drops on Rhodes…FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK by Blanchard…step-over toehold by Tully…repeated elbow drops on Dusty…cover…kick out…Dusty gets on the Weaverlock…Stardust piledriver on Blanchard…running lariat by Rhodes…FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK on Blanchard…Dusty goes back to the FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK…and Blanchard taps.
Big Jim Hess brings out “The Enforcer” Arn Anderson and “Nature Boy” Ric Flair…
(Hess)…Gentlemen…you have asked for some time to comment…
(Arn)…not just time for comment…you’ll excuse me while we address something right here and now…and all you people at home…just bare with us…this message is going out directly to three men…three men…The Ortons…and Buddy Rogers…this Friday…at Freedom Hall…Jefferson City, TN…you men are on our turf…Horsemen turf…Ortons…me and Tully…we got big plans for you two…Tully ‘n’ me…we are going to work your shoulders…we’re going to work your elbow…we’re going to work your knees…until you can’t continue…and you know the beauty of this plan Ortons…the beauty is that there isn’t a thing…haha…not a thing you can do about it…and Buddy Rogers…son, you may be champion right now…but soon…you’re going to have to put that big belt of yours up…up against this man…the NATCH-ure Boy...Ric Flair...the greatest wrestler to ever step into the ring…tell ‘em, Ric…
(Flair)…you see, Hess…this is why me and Double A here…it’s why we are such good friends…I can always…count on Double A to tell the truth…ha…the Brain Busters…they will take out the Ortons…and when they do, baby…I wouldn’t be surprised if the Ortons can’t walk to the dressing room…ha…and Buddy Rogers…sweet Buddy Rogers…you don’t have what I have…oh…you might have surrounded you with “Yes Men”…”Yes, Mr. Rogers…you are the greatest wrestler alive”…”Yes, Mr. Rogers…you can beat Ric Flair any day of the week”…but you see, Buddy…that’s where you and I differ…sure, the Horsemen know how good I am…sure, the Horsemen let me know it…but the difference…is that when the Horsemen tell me…I KNOW…that they are telling me the truth…look around you Rogers…are any of your cronies honest with you…I say they are not…I know they are not…why…BECAUSE THEY ALLOW YOU TO COME TO TENNESSEE TO FIGHT SLICK RIC…THE NAITCH-URE BOY…LOOK IN THE MIRROR ROGERS…WHAT DO YOU SEE…WHAT DO YOU SEE…WHOOO…WHOOO…WHOOOOOO…(Arn pulls Flair from the announce area)…
(Hess)…Ric Flair and...
(FLAIR)…WHOOOOOO!