Smoky Mountain Saturday
WTVK Television
December 15, 10:00am
Wrestling clips are shown…"Don't change that channel all that flippin' around! You're about to see the hottest show in town. The biggest stars and the biggest brawls, the biggest hits and the biggest falls. Non-stop action no messin' around, pretty soon we're comin' to your town. The way you like it way it used to be....Smokey Mountain Wrestling's on TV."
Big Jim Hess welcomes everyone to SMW Saturday…
Big Jim Hess runs down action from last night…(tape rolls of the Ortons beating the Brain Busters by DQ)…
(tape of Arn w/ Tully beside him)…Ortons…you got lucky…obviously you brought in some of those Great Lakes referees…because here in the south…we’re real men and don’t worry about no rules…this Friday…we want you again…in a Southern Rules match…
(Tape rolls of the Heavenly Bodies – Bernard & Murphy match for the SMW Tag Titles)…
(Tape rolls of Bernard & Murphy)…
(Bernard)…listen up you, idiots…you make think your hot sh*t…but you ain't nothing…if it hadn’t been for that poor excuse for a man, Cornette…those titles would have been our’n again!
(Tape rolls of Ole Anderson defeating Curt Hennig for the SMW Heavyweight Title)…
(Tape of Ole Anderson)…Haha…Curt Hennig…you go around…and blow your mouth about wanting revenge…son, you don’t know squat about revenge…(holding up the title belt)…this…is revenge…
(Tape rolls of the match between Ric Flair and Buddy Rogers)…
(Flair)…you see…Buddy Rogers…when the NAITH-ure Boy speaks…he only speaks the truth…you see, Rogers,…you ain't never faced a man…like Slick Ric…tonight, I proved who the better man was…now, get ready to hand me over the LWA Title belt!
Heavenly Bodies© w/ Jim Cornette v Can-Am Connection
Non-Title MatchMartel rocks Lane with a series of arm drags…Lane heads outside…Martel follows…right into a Prichard clothesline…enzuigiri by Lane…ROCKET LAUNCHER on Martel…kick out…Martel gets a boot to Prichard’s face out of the corner…cover…Lane nails Martel…double suplex by the Bodies…Prichard leaps from the top…but Martel is ready with a fist to Prichard’s gut…Martel covers…kick out…tag to Zenk…superkick by Zenk…tag to Lane…enzuigiri by Lane…Lane whips Zenk into the ropes…jumping clothesline by Zenk…cover…1…2…kick out…Zenk chases Lane out of the ring…but he pulls up when he sees Prichard gearing up for a clothesline…but Lane attacks him from behind…Midnight Lariat on Zenk…ROCKET LAUNCHER on Zenk…kick out…Prichard with a flying shoulder block…enzuigiri on Zenk...cover…Zenk barely kicks out…Prichard clotheslines Zen out of the ring…Lane and Martel start brawling…Zenk recovers and bulldogs Lane to the floor drawing the disqualification…Cornette is enraged as Prichard sees to Lane.
Martel and Zenk head to the announce area…
(Martel)…Mr. Hess…I want to apologize to the fans here about what just happened…but we will not be played for patsies…and there comes a time when you have to fight fire with fire…the Can-Am Connection is united…and Heavenly Bodies…we will come after you!
Prichard helps Lane to the back as Lane holds his face…Jim Cornette storms the announce area…
(Cornette)…Did you see that, Hess…I suppose that the Bodies cheated that time…hunh…or maybe you got selective vision…you only see what you want to see…
(Hess)…I think the Heavenly Bodies brought that on themselves…
(Cornette)…when I want your opinion…I’ll slice my wrists…Can-Am Connection…you want a war…you got a war…the Bodies will roll through you like toilet paper after a Chili Cook-off…you hear me you morons…the Bodies LIFE is about war…you just shook the hornet’s nest!
Ricky Steamboat v “Beautiful” Bobby EatonJim Cornette rushes to the back to see to Stan Lane leaving Beautiful Bobby to see to Steamboat…atomic drop on Eaton…TOP ROPE BODYPRESS…1…2…Cornette and Prichard rushes from the back…the referee disqualifies Eaton as Prichard and Cornette get in the ring…the three men take out Steamboat…but the Can-Am Connection rush out from the back…Cornette and his boys head for the hills…Cornette takes time to tell the Can-Am Connection that they have signed their own death warrants.
Big Jim Hess welcomes NEW SMW Heavyweight Champion, Ole Anderson
(Ole)…you see, Jim Hess…in the SMW…you stand by your words…and your word means something…Curt Hennig…you wanted to protect yourself from the rest of the Horsemen…the problem, son…is there wasn’t anybody to protect YOU...you found out what happens when you pick battles that you just can’t win…now, I’m not gonna stand here …like some do…and say that I am the greatest wrestler since sliced bread…but I can tell you this…I am a man…more man than most of these non-wheened whelps in the SMW…Curt Hennig…you got a rematch comin’…this Friday…and you won’t just face a wrestler…you won’t just face a champion…you face a MAN!
“American Dream” Dusty Rhodes© v “The Enforcer” Arn Anderson
SMW TV Title MatchArn opens with an abdominal stretch on Rhodes…Bionic Elbow on Anderson…running lariat by Rhodes…stalling vertical suplex as Arn comes back…GOURDBUSTER…1…2…kick out…GOURDBUSTER…1…2…kick out…Flip, Flop, Fly by Dusty…cover...1…2…3…Dusty Rhodes get the win.
Big Jim Hess welcomes “Nature Boy” Ric Flair…
(Flair)…Big Jim…whooo…Hess…what you see today…before you…is God’s gift to wrestling…Slick Ric…The NAITH-ure Boy…Harley Race…you wanted a match with me…and guess what, old friend…that match is on the horizon…and Race…you’ll see once again…why I am the best…Buddy Rogers…the LWA World’s champion…Rogers…you saw last night what happens when you get in the ring…with a better man…last week I told you that those hacks around you…none of them…none of them had the guts to tell you the truth…last night…you felt the truth…you are nothing more than a paper champion…hand selected by the LWA…but when you get in the ring with a real man…a man…(a woman screams)…shut up…they always want Slick Ric, Hess…Rogers…next Friday…you and I will cross horns one more time…you already have doubts…am I good enough…is Ric Flair speaking the truth…am I really good enough to be champion…well, the answer Rogers…is waiting for you right here in that ring…next Friday…I eliminate those doubt…when the “Naitch-ure Boy” takes you to school…when Ric Flair beats you a second time…then you’ll know…you’ll know the truth…Ric Flair is the man that he says he is…and ha…you aren’t the man you think you are…whoooo…
(Hess)…Ric Fla…
(Flair)…WHOOOOOOOO!