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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 10, 2007 3:11:36 GMT -4
ok, with the birth of a new board and several thngs goind on, I thought I would take this fed back to the begining of December... Enjoy!!
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2ND FROM THE LANE COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS
Sunday Rumble
dark portion
1-Tony Bourne (w/ Dutch Savage) def CW Anderson with the Piledriver. Before the match, security escorted Scott Norton away from ringside... time 6:32 **
2-The Skull (w/Gene Anderson) def Hector Guerrero with the splash... time 4:32 *1/2
3-Gene Anderson and the Midnight Soldier battled to a 10 minute TLD... time 10:00 **1/2
4-Chris Jericho (w/ CPB) and Sweet Daddy Siki were both counted out when neither man would stop brawling long enough to return to the ring... time 8:09 ***
5-King Kong Bundy (w/ Dutch Savage) def Scott Norton (after CW Anderson was escorted from ringside by security) with the Big Splash after Savage held Norton's leg, allowing Bundy to Avalanch him in the Corner... time 6:43 ***
6-Moose Cholak made his debut against Dutch Savage and won by dq when Norton and Anderson came running down to attack Savage. Bundy, Soldier and Bourne came to help Dutch, which brought out Taz and Sabu. All 8 men brawled for several minutes until security could restore order. Moose watched for a bit, and then returned to the dressing room, shaking his head... time 7:02 **1/2
televised portion
7-Buzz Sawyer and Kendo Nagasaki brawled to another bloody double dq. After the match, weirdjerod announced that he had signed a stretcher match for the 2 of them on Tuesday night... time 9:33 ***1/2
8-For the PNW Tag Team Titles, weirdjerod announced that if Norton or Anderson attempted any interference, all 4 men would be suspended indefinately with out pay. The Samoans (w/ Gene Anderson) def Sabu and Taz, when Sabu was tripped by Gene Anderson and then fell prey to a vicious Double Headbutt... time 9:41 ***
9-Antonio Inoki and the Giant Baba (w/ Buzz Sawyer) def the Druids when Baba landed his Neckbreaker Drop on Tiger Jeet Singh... time 7:38 ***
After the match, Buzz Sawyer took the mic: "Hehehehe, looky-looky!! Giant Baba has come to play with Inoki and me!!! Ichiban Gaijin, that's me!! Inoki will be returning the PNW title to our happy family soon, and just look at teh 4 of us..." Inoki and Baba both whisper in Sawyer's ear, Sawyer looks around, counts himself, Baba, Inoki and looks puzzled... Then he slaps his own forehead: "Hehehehehe!!!! Oops, forgot to introduce you to someone, silly me!!!" The Masked Superstar comes walking down to the ring!!! Buzz hands him the mic: "I'll make this simple, for you intellectually impaired numbskulls in the audience. When my close, personal friends, Mr Sawyer and Mr Inoki let me know what was going on around here, I told them I'd be along as quickly as I could. Now, here I am. It's so easy, even you fans can get it, there's safety in numbers, and now there's more of us. Just wait til you see what the Pacific Coalition has in store..." And the 2 Japanese returned to the dressing room, while the Superstar removed his ring jacket and Buzz Waited in his corner...
10-The Masked Superstar and newcomer, Kerry Von Eric(!!!!) battled to a 10 minute TLD. Both men showed that they are at the top of their game. These 2 should definately bring a whole new dimension to the PNW... time 10:00 ****1/2
11-Don Muraco (w/Johnny Powers) planted Eduoard Carpentier (w/ CPB) with a Hawaiian Hammer. After the match, members of the Dogs of War and the Canadian Mafia all came down to ringside and started brawling... time 8:26 ***
12-In a #1 contender's match for the PNW Heavyweight Title shot, Superstar Billy Graham def Bret Hart when a man in a Maple Leaf mask, leapt out of the crowd, clocked Hart in the Head with the Ring bell while CPB was arguing with the referee. The Masked man left a Shirt on Bret's limp body. While CPB screamed at the referee and members of the Mafia came running down to ringside, Graham put one foot on Bret's chest and got an easy 3 count... time 11:23 ***
After the match, CPB picked up the shirt and it was a Black Tradition T-shirt!!! Bret, dazed and wobbly, took the shirt, stared at it, then used it to staunch the flow of blood coming from a huge gash the bell had left. Bret took the mid: "OK, Bennett, you're pissed, we get it!! You wanna send one of your thugs to mess with the Mafia?!?!?! Prepare for a hit!!" Bret threw down the mic and was assisted back to the dressing room by CPB and Jericho who had joined him from the back, while he was talking...
After the TV cameras are turned off
13-For the National Tag Team Titles, Brody and Hansen narrowly defeat the Canadian Mafia. All 4 men had battered each other until all 4 were bleding profusely. The referee seemed to never have control over this match, yet seemed determined not to call for the bell until someone got the pin. Finally Brody launched Vachon into LeDuc and CPB who were talking on the apron, and was able to drop the Knee for the 1-2-3... time 17:43 ****1/2
14-Steve Williams and DLJ battled to a double dq in a non-title match when the Druids and Billy Graham and The Dogs of War all came down to ringside. Both teams were surrounding the ring, cheering on the ir team-mates, and then all hell broke loose. All the men were brawling and the referee (maybe he'd had enough after the last match??)called for the bell... time 11:20 ***1/2
15-For the PNW Heavyweight Title, former team-mates, Whipper Watson and Johnny Powers squared off. Powers seemed a little tired from the amount of brawls he and his team-mates had been in tonight, and Watson had been smart enough to let the other members of the Mafia handle things earlier in the night. Watson slowly disected Powers and ended up winning with the CCU. After the match, members of the Mafia and the Dogs came down brawling again, which led to The Phoenix Rising coming out as well. All 3 teams brawled for quite some time before security could restore order... time 12:37 ***
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 10, 2007 3:29:00 GMT -4
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4TH FROM THE PORTLAND SPORTS ARENA
Special Birthday Card for My Wife and Best Friend, Fatima Rickert!!
Televised Card
dark portion
1-Midnight Soldier v CW Anderson: Soldier was acompanied by Tony Bourne, and Security again removed Scott Norton from the ringside area. Anderson fought quite gamely and looked to be on the verge of victory on a couple of occasions, but in the end, a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and the Full Nelson put Anderson out... time 8:21 **
2-Sweet Daddy Siki v Chet Atkinson: Uneventful second match for Siki, as he quickly put Chet in the Spin and got the victory... time 2:21 *
3-The Skull and Gene Anderson v Hector and Gory Guerrero: Gory came up from Stampede for the night to assist his son against the Army. Both teams camed armed for bear and this was a surprisingly good match-up with both teams holding decent advantages. In the end, 15 minutes just wasn't long enough, and when the bell sounded, all 4 men just kept brawling towards the back... time 15:00 ***1/2
4-DLJ v Edouard Carpentier: DLJ was accompanied by the Druids, Carpentier by Hart, Jericho and CPB. These 2 former champs traded blows and moves for most of the match, and it was only the distraction of the Druids allowing him to grab a cloth and place it on the face of Carpentier. Carp went down hard and fast. After the match, a huge brawl took place, with security hard pressed to separate the teams... time 8:44 ***1/2
televised portion
5-Tony Bourne v Masked Superstar: Before the match, the Masked Superstar took the mic: "OK, listen up, I hear these rumblings coming from somewhere out east. Seems there's this little upstart promotion with some sour grapes about something or other. Boys, You REALLY don't want to do this... But if you do, gimme a call, Mister jerod will book it!!" Superstar droped the mic and then jumped Bourne. Tony was caught off guard and couldn't mount any sort of offense, and the Superstar garnered a quick and easy win with the Cobra Clutch... time 3:49 *1/2
6-Kerry Von Erich v Dutch Savage: Kerry Von Eric started strong and never really looked back. Dutch seemed both overwhelmed and under-prepared for this match. Von Erich was in complete control when Savage's goons came running down, garnering Kerry a dq win. Von Erich was getting stomped in a vicious 4 on 1 beatdown when the Dogs of War came down and ran off Savage and company. Brody could be overheard telling Kerry, "NOW, we're even... watch yourself around here..."...time 9:31 **
Before this next match, weirdjerod comes down to ringside, followed by Tracy Brooks in an overcoat. weirdjerod is all smiles and waves to the crowd, who (as usual) seem to be fairly split. "I'm thrilled to announce what a fantastic new era we are in!! The PNW roster has been growing by leaps and bounds, and there's a lot to cover, but first, I would be remiss to not allow our ring girl to take her place in the ring and strut her stuff!! Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize, but here is Skanky Brooks!!!!" Tracy Brooks glares at weirdjerod and seems as if she may not head into the ring. weirdjerod points to the contract he is carrying and she reluctantly moves into the ring, refusing to remove the trench-coat. weirdjerod, smiling, enters the ring: "OK, Skanky, you can remove the Coat, or I can invite some of the Less Savory boys from the back to come down and help..." The Sound of breaking Glass!!!!!!!! Stone Cold Steve Austin comes marching down to the ring!!! weirdjerod smiles huge and Brooks looks nervous... weirdjerod: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the newest member of PNW, STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!!!! Welcome, Steve!!! (crowd POPS!!!! hugely) Skanky, you may step out of the ring while these intros are being carried out..." Tracy goes to leave the ring and she hops off the ring apron, weirdjerod grabs the back of her coat, leaving her in just a VERY small Bikini!!! wierdjerod: "Oops!!! sorry Skanky, I'll just hold your coat for you, oh, and by the way, if you leave the ring area, You will be in breach of contract (huge smile), so please stick around..." Austin: "*Ahem!!!* You know, it's kinda nice to see a beautiful woman out here, too bad ya had to rent her from somewhere else!!! Now, if yer donw playin' grab ass, I think we had some official business to attend to if it ain't too much to ask!!!" weirdjerod: "sorry Steve, first, let me tell you that after this next match, I will give you the contracts of one of these 3 men to be your personal assistant." Steve: "WHAT?" WJ:"Your pers..." Steve:"WHAT?" WJ smiles: "I get it, that's the old schtick you used in the WWF, I loved that!!!" Steve: "Hmmmm, lemme take a look at these guys (wj holds out 3 contracts)... well, well, well... lookee here... I don't need any match or nothing else, I know who I want... Mine to do with as I please... no strings attached... not yours, but mine... well, I'm gonna take this one!! (grabs one of the contracts)... wait a minute, Miss Brooks, didn't you have a message for weirdjerod??? well bring that fine self up here and give it to him!! come on, we ain't got all day!! oops, careful there, d**n near had yerself one of them wardrobe malfunctions (crowd POPS!!!)... OK, now what you got to say??" wj looks rather confused and unsure of himself... Brooks: "If you look in the pocket of my jacket, you'll see there was a contract request from Sabu for a trade. It came in yesterday, while you were out of the office, so I held onto it, must have slipped my mind until just now..." wj has been frantically digging through the pockets of the coat, finds the letter in question, begins skimming through it, becoming more and more agitated... "Brooks!!! You idiot!!! You just made this personal!!! I've just lost Sabu because of you!!!" He starts moving towards Brooks, Austin intercepts: "Ah-ah-ah!!! Now, let it go, Brooks ain't the issue right now, so Sabu ain't gonna be around, and now I'm taking Taz, I already talked to him earlier, and in fact he's got his stuff together and is with my friend in the back... *whistles loudly*" Taz steps through the curtain in civillian clothes... and accompanied by Lou Thesz!!!! weirdjerod: "wha.. wha... what the hell!?!?!? why is he... what's going... I don't... UUUUNNNGHGHGH!!!!!!!!" Brooks nails wj with a low blow and Austin drops him with a Stunner!!!!! Austin: "You outta yer d**n fool mind, son!!! I'm not staying here, Uh-UH!!! my friend Rob, asked me if I could help out with this, so welcome to Stone Cold University, Don't Trust Anyone!!! Here's yer worthless contract (rips Taz's ontract to shreds and drops the pieces on wj), here's a Steve-weiser (dumps a beer on wj's face) and here's a salute for good measure (gives wj the Austin Salute)... " Austin stomps off to the back, joins Sabu and Thesz and the # leave the building together...
7-Scott Norton v Taz v Sabu - Loser Goes to Stampede: This match obviously was not to be, as Taz and Sabu are both apparently gone from the PNW... Norton was rumored to be smiling after what just occurred...
8-Inoki and Baba v The Druids: Inoki and Baba isolate Kiniski and need little time to score another victory over the Druids. Masked Superstar and DLJ kept each other at bay, and Singh was unable to make the save... time 5:39 ***
8-Wahoo/Strongbow v Don Muraco/Johnny Powers - Lumberjack: The Indians had specifically requested this match as a tune-up for their title match on Saturday night, hoping to humiliate and defeat members of the Dogs of War before Saturday. There seemed to be some confusion as to who was to be down at ringside as Lumberjacks, and as weirdjerod was still being attended to in the back, the match actually started while people were coming and going from ringside. The Indians took complete advantage of the situation and were laying a beatdown on the Dogs. All of a sudden the Funk brothers came barrelling through the crowd and started whipping the Dogs with their belts. The Indians looked on and then at each other and went to assist the Funks, who then turned on the Indians!!! The Funks were stomping all 4 men down and had added chairs to their arsenal, when Brody and Hansen came running down and started brawling with the Funks back through the crowd. The Referee called for a no-contest for the match... time 6:32 ***
9-Buzz Sawyer v Kendo Nagasaki - Stretcher: These 2 men have developed some bad blood and it was designed to end here. Before the match, Miss Brooks announced that this match was a Loser Leave Town Match!!! Both men fought for their PNW lives and scored several falls. Both men were headed on the Stretcher at different points, but in the end, Sawyer's Chain (in the hands of the Superstar) proved the deciding factor. After a series of shots to the head, Kendo was unable to get off of the Stretcher before the long ride to the back... time 19:03 ****1/2
10-Brody and Hansen v Hart and Jericho: Hart and Jericho were waiting in the ring for Brody and Hansen, who never materialized. As the referee started a count to award the match to the Canadians, The Funk Brothers came running back through the crowd and attacked the Canadians!!! Miss Brooks rang the bell, and The confused referee started the match. The Canadians were caught off guard and offered little offense. CPB was knocked out when teh Funks attacked and in just a few minutes, Dory pinned Bret with a Butterfly Suplex, Jericho was unable to make the save in time... time 5:32 **1/2
11-Tag Title - Samoans v Canadian Mafia: The Canadian Mafia came in all business and managed to score the victory to reclaim the tag-team titles. Vachon had Sika outside the ring, and Afa missed a top-rope leap, allowing LeDuc to hit the Legdrop and score the 1-2-3... time 13:21 ****
12-Moose Cholak v King Kong Bundy: King Kong Bundy was able to score a tainted victory when Tony Bourne distracted Cholak, allowing Bundy to hit the Avalanche and the Big Splash. After teh match, Gene Anderson and the Skull came down to assist Cholak... time 7:32 ***
13-PNW Title - Watson v Graham: In an absolutely incredible match, these 2 men turned in a 5-star performance. Neither man could seal a win, and 15 minutes just wasn't long enough... time 15:00 *****
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 11, 2007 18:28:57 GMT -4
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9TH FROM THE TILLAMOOK ARMORY
Sunday Rumble
Dark Portion
1-Hector Guerrero def Chet Atkinson (LT) with a Reverse Body Press... time 8:21 *1/2
2-Scott Norton def CW Anderson with the Shoulder Breaker... time 5:21 **1/2
3-Sweet Daddy Siki def Tony Bourne with the Airplane Spin... time 7:44 ***
4-Giant Baba def The Midnight Soldier with the Neckbreaker Drop... time 6:19 **1/2
televised portion
weirdjerod is in the ring: "WOW!!! what a little stretch this has been!!! To my good friend, Mr States, up in Pennsylvania, I just wanted to say, congratulations to you and teh Indian Nation!! Great Match, now let's get the rematch signed!! Bennet, Kanter, Underdahl, Halver... Expect Bad things!!! VERY bad things... tick tock, tick tock, your time is running down, quickly... Now, with so much turmoil in the DWA upper offices, oh, excuse me, I've been reminded by my technical advisor, it's now the L-W-A... whatever!!! as long as we get paid!!! and when you see what we have in store, well, enough on that... let's get to the matches tonight, and let's prepare for WAR!!!!!!"
5-Inoki and Sawyer def Dutch Savage and King Kong Bundy when Inoki is able to clobber Bundy with Sawyer's chain while Sawyer distracts Savage. Afterwards, Bundy and Savage exchange a few words before Bourne and the Soldier are able to get in between them... time 8:03 **1/2
6-Bret Hart and Chris Jericho v the Skull and Gene Anderson: Hart and Jericho were able to secure a victory after Bret and Gene were battling on teh outside, while CPB distraacted Skull to allow Jericho to land the Lion-sault and lock in the Walls of Jericho... time 9:23 ***
Before this next match, the Dogs Of War are all 5 down at ringside, and Brody grabs the Mic: "Ush! Ush! Ush!! OK, Injuns!! IN-Juns!!! You maya won a skirmish!! Hell, you maya even took our belts for a little bit, but we ain't done yet!!! No we ain't!! Ush Ush Ush!!!!!!!" Hansen takes the Mic: "Heeeeeee-OOOOOOOwwwwwww!!!! *spits his tobacco on the floor* Injuns!! Injuns!!! Great match!!! Great Job!!!! Ya beat us!!! now, come on and let's talk rematch!!!! c'mon!!! and Williams!!!! you Puke!!! you anme the time and place and which of the 5 Dogs you want!!! any one of us'll take you down!!!!" Kerry Von Erich: "Well, I been asked, bout a hundred times why... The Dogs mat be teh very best thing goin today, and that's where ah belong, with the best!! So here ah am, and Williams, you squeaked by me once, it won't happen again..."
7-B&H def the Druids to get a title shot on the Tuesday night show. Both teams fought hard, but the Druids seemed to not be able to overcome an angry B&H. The end came when Hansen decapitated Singh with the Lariat... time 12:22 **1/2
8-Kerry Von Erich def Edouard Carpentier with the Iron Claw, despite interference from CPB (whom he knocked off the apron with a discuss punch). After the match, both the Mafia and the Dogs came down to ringside, but no physical violence was exchanged... time 9:09 ****
9-The Masked Superstar and Johnny Powers went to a 10 minute TLD... time 10:00 ***1/2
10-PNW Tag Team champs, the Samoans, def the Canadian Mafia to retain their titles when Moose Cholak came down to ringside and clobbered Vachon outside the ring, leaving LeDuc to fall prey to a Samoan Drop/Headbutt Combo... time 13:23 ****
11-Whipper Watson retained his PNW heavyweight title against Don Muraco by dq when the Dogs came down and attacked Whipper, which brought out the Mafia to brawl throughout the arena... time 8:46 ***1/2
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Post by Admin on Dec 11, 2007 18:44:38 GMT -4
Excellent Card Weird...
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 12, 2007 4:48:59 GMT -4
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11TH FROM THE PORTLAND SPORTS ARENA
Televised Show
dark portion
1-Wilbur Snyder def Tony Bourne with the Abdominal Stretch... time 7:23 **
2-Eduardo Carpentier def Chet Atkinson (LT)... time 4:32 *
3-The Masked Superstar def the Midnight Soldier with teh Cobra Clutch. After the match, Sawyer, Inok and Baba come down and help the Superstar tie him in the ropes and remove his mask, revealing him to be none other than Brian Adams... time 7:38 **1/2
4-Antonio Inoki and Buzz Sawyer def Dutch Savage and King Kong Bundy when Sawyer clocks Savage withthe chain, allowing Inoki to hit the Enzuigiri for the win... time 11:05 ***
televised portion
the show starts with weirdjerod in the ring with a Bikini clad Traci Brooks (crowd cheers Brooks, HUGE): "Well, welcome back to another program!!! There is some major change in the air, and I would like to ask Mr Savage and company to come down to ring side..." Dutch, Tony, Bundy come down, Brian Adams/Midnight Soldier does not... "Well, looks like Brian doesn't wanna show his mug, that's just as well. Guys, thanks so much for all you've done here for me. What can I say, I appreciate it... You're all fired, thanx, please tell Brian for me. Security, remove these men from the building." Security removes them from the ringside area. "Now, I've been reviewing some of the contracts around here and up North. You will see some changes over the next week, keep your eyes open. Now, miss Brooks, after last week, I don't trust you, so watch your step, or you might be in next weeks Main event!! Please parade around this ring so everyone can admire you..." Brooks glares holes in wj, but when he pulls a legal looking document out of his pocket, she begins parading around. As she passes by him, he smacks her on the buttocks. She turns and smacks him in the face, and starts wailing on him until security can pull her away. "Bitch, you just made a VERY bad choice, take her to the back and hold her til I decide whether or not to press charges..." Security takes her to the back kickin and fighting the entire (WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!! WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!!!) way to the back, screaming threats of retaliation. "Now, enjoy the show!!"
5-Kerry Von Erich Def Sweet Daddy Siki with the Iron Claw... time 7:44 **
6-Gene Kiniski def Johnny Powers with the Canadian Backbreaker... time 8:59 ***1/2
7-Giant Baba and Don Muraco go to a double DQ when members of both factions get involved... time 6:38 ***
8-Brody and Hansen def the Druids (Tiger Jeet Singh and ??) when Brody pins the unknown Druid... time 9:42 **
9-Bret Hart and Chris Jericho def The Guerreros when CPB nails Gory with the Hockey stick on the out side and he can't make the save on Hector, who's Trapped in the Walls of Jericho... time 11:22 **1/2
10-DLJ def Scott Norton when Billy Graham trips Norton on the outside and DLJ is able to roll him up for the 3... time 7:37 ***
after TV
11-The Samoans and the Canadian Mafia is ruled a double dq for teh Tag Titles when the Oates Brothers (sporting the new LWA: PNW Wrestling--Only The Strong T-shirts) run out from the crowd and attack both teams. All 3 teams brawl for several minutes after the bell rings... time 12:23 ****
12-Billy Graham and Whipper Watson battle to an incredible 20 minute TLD in a match where all other wrestlers are barred from ringside... time 20:00 ****1/2
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Post by graymar on Dec 14, 2007 9:04:24 GMT -4
Security takes her to the back kickin and fighting the entire (WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!! WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!!!) way to the back, screaming threats of retaliation. D**n my cable company for not picking up the PNW broadcasts! Graymar
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 15, 2007 2:22:22 GMT -4
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13TH FROM BOISE ARMORY, BOISE, ID
House Show
1-Stan Stasiak def CW Anderson with the Heart Punch... time 4:21 **
2-Eduard Carpentier and Johnny Powers battled to a 10 minute TLD... time 10:00 ***1/2
3-The Oates Brothers def the Druids when Ted locked in the Spinning Toehold on Singh after a double Belly to Back suplex... time 8:56 ***
4-Scott Norton destroyed The Skull with the Jurassic Bomb... time 8:41 *
5-Gene Anderson narrowly def Toru Tanaka with a Piledriver. After the match, Inoki, Baba, Sawyer and the Masked Superstar all came down and attacked Anderson. The Samoans, Cholak and the Skull came down to make the save, with all 10 men battling until security could separate them... time 7:04 ***
6-Inoki and Sawyer battled to a double dq with Kerry Von Erich and Don Muraco... time 11:33 ***1/2
7-For the PNW Tag Titles, The Samoans and B&H was declared no contest when the Canadian Mafia came down and attacked both teams. All 6 men brawled for several minutes... time 13:56 ****
8-Bret Hart def Moose Cholak with the Sharpshooter... time 8:42 ***
9-Superstar Billy Graham def Giant Baba by CO when Baba was unable to return to the ring following a Piledriver outside the ring... time 9:17 ***
10-Whipper Watson retained his PNW Title against DLJ following a great 15:00 TLD... time 15:00 ****
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Post by Admin on Dec 15, 2007 6:16:46 GMT -4
Solid Stuff, but man DLJ can't win that title...
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 16, 2007 1:51:08 GMT -4
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15TH FROM THE PORTLAND SPORTS ARENA
SPECIAL TELEVISED PRESS CONFERENCE
weirdjerod is standing at a podium: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we will be having a few matches folowing this Press Conference, but there are issues which must be addressed. I have some statements that I have been asked to pass along from certain wrestlers, as I felt for simplicity's sake, it was best to not allow the volatile personalities of the PNW to destroy yet another Press Conference. Now, down to business.
The first order of business and the burning question that I'm sure everyone has been wondering, Why did we and our associates attack the Tradition Pay-Per-View?? Simple, there has been a rising sense of discontent here in the DW, er, I mean the LWA. Several of my esteemed colleagues and myself have become increasingly dismayed at the seeming disinterest of the head office in enforcing fair, equal rules and punishments!! I would like to thank the esteemed Mr States, Commissioner Cold and GM Aricdi for their assistance. Mr Arcidi has, unfortunately, been forced to step out of our little family for the time being due to personal reasons, and we wish him all the best in the running of his highly successful and entertaining TAG wrestling promotion. Mr Holland, I would like to extend you an invitation to call me and discuss a rather lucrative business proposition.
LWA Board of Directors, we are herby calling you out!!! Your ineptitude and one-sided promoting and booking has caused us to call you under question. Our statement at the PPV was simple. If you are unwilling to put down these renegade promotions, we will!!! Mr Bennet and madkaner were both unfortunate collateral damage in our assault, and now Mr Halver wishes to throw his hat in the ring on their side??? Bad choice, bad choice indeed, Mr Halver, you could be next!!! At least the WCCW had the sense to walk away before things got too ugly.
To all the other promoters here in the LWA, choose where your loyalties lie, or hide on the side lines, but be warned, we will run over and through anyone necessary to accomplish our goals!!
What we propose is simple. A team chalenge series, if you will. Each promoter, once the battle lines have been established, will face off against a promoter of the opposing side in a series of inter-promotional matches for a 2 week stretch, with all matches being scored for the winning and losing promoters. Then it will switch, until all promoters have faced off. The prize?? The LWA itself!!!! The winning promoters will for the next 3 months have the rights and responsibilities of Booking the LWA PPV's and will receive a preliminary chance at Free Agents coming onto the market. The full details of teh victors spoils are yet to come, but rest assured...When the Triad, and any promoters smart enough to book a ride on a winning team, finally dispose of the little speed-bump in our Road to Glory, a new era of greatness will emerge!!! An LWA that you can all be proud of and call home!!!
Now, I would like to relate several messages from some of my wrestlers and announce some exciting roster changes and announce the exciting new direction of Stampede Wrestling.
First, the Dogs of War and the Rising Sons have requested that I would issue and open challenge to any and all..."
A gentleman walks up to the podium, and weirdjerod looks a little flustered... "Um, Ladies and gentlemen, apparently my new partner in the running of Stampede Wrestling is a little ahead of himself tonight, but that's OK, I suppose we can make this announcement first. I am proud to announce that I have recently signed on promoter extraordinaire, J.R. Foley as my head promoter and booking agent of Stampede Wrestling!!! Now, Mr Foley will be elaborating on the Roster Switches I alluded to earlier... J.R.??"
Mr Foley takes the microphone... And smashes weirdjerod with it!!! "Let me make this brief, Ladies and Gentlemen. My, ahem, esteemed colleague here apparently did not have his consulting attourneys read Page 7, Paragraph 3, subparagraph 2... The BUYOUT OPTION!!!!! Well, effective at 12:01 Pacific Standard Time, Monday, December 17th, The Business Entity known as Stampede Wrestling, Inc, a subsidiary of Pacific Northwest Wrestling Enterprises, shall become the property of The W-F Conglomerate. Apparently, Mr Rickert was a little too busy plotting takeovers and living out his inept fantasies of large Breasted women that would wear a bikini for him because they WANTED to, to reply to the certified letter informing him of his 72 hours to reach a counter-proposal before the business proposition outlined therein would become legally binding." Foley looks down at a bleeding weirdjerod, who is starting to try to get to his feet and shakes his head in apparent pity... "I'm leaving you a copy here on the podium of the roster changes which became effective this morning at 12:01 PST. Your Lawyers, I must admit were clever in their contracts, we were forced to give up our hopes of several of the wrestlers we had our sites on, but I believe you will find this list to be sufficiently frustrating to you, sir."
JR Foley walks away to stunned silence...
weirdjerod has slowly risen to his feet and is unsteadily holding the podium and looking at the paperwork.. He becomes visibly more and more angry...
"Call the guys to the dressing room!! The Exhibition matches for today hvae been cancelled!!! We're going to get to the bottom of this!!! FOLEY!!!! FOLEY!!!!"
weirdjerod heads towards the back, screaming for Foley and bleeding everywhere...
Tune in tomorrow for the Dawning of a new era and see what fallout from this shocker may have yet to surface...
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Post by wticpromoter on Dec 16, 2007 3:56:14 GMT -4
Kerry & Muraco a tag team? Wow! You got a back-story how that came about?
BTW, you had me at "large breasted women"! LOL! ;D
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Post by wildfire on Dec 16, 2007 22:43:57 GMT -4
** From the LWA office **
"Mr." Jerod... You'll note that before you and your associates barged in, Tradition had happily changed to the new LWA banner... no renegades there. Clearly, Mr. Bennett saw that, while harsh, the punishment of Mr. Funk was fair.
Remember, it was in ENFORCING the rules that the trouble started. Say what you will about the booking committee (which you'll note has giving plenty of title oppertunities to PNW wrestlers), but we do enforce the rules.. you'll note the recent suspension of Eddie Gilbert as an example.
We'd also like to let you know that we'd be happy to license you a new developmental fed, since you seem to have lost yours. give us a call if you're interested.
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 18, 2007 2:07:39 GMT -4
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16TH FROM THE PORTLAND SPORTS ARENA
Sunday Rumble
dark portion
1-Mark Lewin def Sgt Buddy Parker with a Sleeper... time 6:21 **1/2
2-Canadian Tag Champs, H&H Experience def BJ Whitmore and Chet Atkinson (LT) with a Spike Piledriver... time 3:21 1/2*
3-Steve O def Mike Sharpe with a Superkick... time 7:48 **
televised portion
weirdjerod (with a bandaged head) is in the ring: "Ladies and Gentlemen, you all saw what occurred at teh Press Conference yesterday, I will not rehash it here. Suffice it to say, there will be consequences for Mr Foley, and from what I've now come to understand from one of my FAITHFUL employees, A certain Hart is also responsible for this atrocity... But enough, we here in the PNW have withstood relentless assaults, from numerous forces, both internal as well as external. And we will weather this as well!!! The DWA could not stifle us, the LWA cannot silence us, WCCW, Tradition, the CSWA.... the list goes on. Tonight is the dawning of a new era in the Pacific Northwest, and to begin, I would like to introduce you to our new and improved roster. You will see many familiar faces, several faces from teh Stampede promotion who were smart enough to stay here, and several recent additions. You will note the absence of several members of our PNW family, but sadly, that is the price one pays for trust. A mistake, that rest assured, we will not make again... So without further ado, let me introduce the men that will take the PNW into the new year and the future!!!" as wj calls their names, the men come down and enter the ring... Antonio Inoki Don Leo Jonathan Superstar Billy Graham Bret Hart Giant Baba Sgt Buddy Parker Stan Hansen Gene Anderson Buzz Sawyer Kerry Von Erich Stan Stasiak Masked Superstar Billy Watson Steve O Johnny Powers Joe LeDuc Bruiser Brody Wilbur Snyder Iron Mike Sharpe Ted Oates Mad Dog Vachon Jerry Oates Moose Cholak Toru Tanaka Afa Sika Rip Hawk Mark Lewin Swede Hanson Super Destroyer Scott Norton
as the men are in the ring, weirdjerod continues: "The faces you see here and a select few others will be the men that will lead the PNW through these fed wars and into greatness!!! To each of you standing in that ring, I salute you!! You men are each going to play a vital role in the upcoming months, I just wanted to thankyou each for your loyalty."
The wrestlers return to the dressing room... "Now on to the matches!!!"
4-Scott Norton destroyed Gene Anderson with a Jurassic Bomb. After tha match, the Samoans and Moose Cholak came down and jumped Norton. A 4 on 1 beatdown was in progress when DLJ, Billy Graham and Mark Lewin came down to even the odds. Security quickly separated them and returned everyone to the dressing room... time 2:37 *
5-The Canadian Mafia def the Oates via CO when Ted was unable to return to the ring after CPB struck him withthe Hockey stick outside the ring. The Oates actually had Vachon pinned at one point, but CPB provided the distraction to prevent the ref from making the count... time 12:33 ****
6-Brody and Hansen brawled to a VERY bloody double dq with the PNW Tag Champs, The Samoans. Both teams looked strong and refused to give an inch. The referee finally called for the bell and security had to separate the 4 men... time 11:21 ****
7-Bret Hart and Kerry Von Erich battled to an incredible 10 minute TLD. Both men connected with their finishers twice, but jsut couldn't put the other away. In an uncharacteristic display of sportsmanship, Hart shook Von Erich's hand after the match... time 10:00 ***1/2
8-The Masked Superstar def Wilbur Snyder with teh Cobra Clutch... time 8:41 **1/2
9-Stan Stasiak Heart Punched his way to a victory over Johnny Powers... time 8:09 ***
10-Billy Graham and DLJ def Antonio Inoki and Buzz Sawyer when DLJ got the Cosmic Swing on Sawyer... time 9:54 ***
after TV
11-Super Destroyer won a 3-way after Moose Cholak pinned Toru Tanaka, and then the Super Destroyer hit him with a clothesline followed by a SUPERPLEX... time 11:27 **
12-Whipper Watson def Giant Baba by dq to retain the PNW Heavyweight title. Watson had locked in the CCU when Inoki, Tanaka, Sawyer and the Superstar came down, bringing out the Mafia, Bret and Mike Sharpe. The 10 men brawled for several minutes before order could be restored... time 12:34 ***
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Post by wildfire on Dec 19, 2007 1:56:59 GMT -4
** from the desk of Keith Hart**
I have just confirmed with LWA management that those belts Hawk and Hanson are carrying around no longer represent a LWA title. Stampede Wrestling holds the only authorization to sanction any titles in Canada at this time.
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 19, 2007 2:38:09 GMT -4
OH, sure, just cause yer sleeping with the bosses daughter...
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 19, 2007 20:01:17 GMT -4
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 18TH FROM THE PORTLAND SPORTS ARENA
Televised Card
dark portion
1-Mike Sharpe def Chet Atkinson with a loaded Arm-smash... tiem 6:32 *1/2
2-Moose Cholak (w/ Gene Anderson) def BJ Whitmore with The Moose Squash... time 3:02 1/2*
3-Steve O def Gene Anderson with a Superkick on the outside of the ring, that earned him the CO. Steve O managed to escape before the rest of the Army could rush the ring... time 7:24 **
4-In a non-title match, The Oates and the Samoans battled to a double dq when all 4 men were in the ring and the referee lost control of the match. After the bell rung, the Oates held Sika to hte mat for at least a 6 count after a double suplex... time 9:43 ***1/2
televised portion
5-Buzz Sawyer, Masked Superstar, and Giant Baba brawled to a double dq with The Candian Mafia and Bret Hart. All 6 men brawled into the stands and through the crowd, the referee finally gave up attempting to restore order and just waved security down to separate them. The only man not bleeding by the time security got them apart was, oddly, Buzz Sawyer... time 12:32 ***1/2
weirdjerod entered the ring: I would like at this time to invite the Canadian Tag Team Champions down to the ring!!!" H&H Experience come strolling down in 3-piece suits... wj: "Gentlemen, due to the legal document we recieved from the LWA offices today, we are to inform you that you are no to be recognized as Canadian Tag Team Champions. Well, after much thought, we have decided that it is NOT their decision!! It is NOT..."
JP foley, George Steele and Luke Graham have come strolling down towards ringside: "Well, weirdjerod, seemingly a little more coherent than you were at the end of Saturday's Press Conference... It really is a shame you don't desire to work within the confines of the LWA, but I understand you went ahead and sent teh belts to be polished today??"
wj: "Foley, you sononabitch!!! You got some cones showing here, gentlemen, Looks like he brought a couple of beasts that need tamed..." H&H begin removing their coats, Rolexes, etc...
The video screen turns on to reveal Jerry and Eddie Graham: "Hey!! Hawk, Hanson!! how's it going, boys?? long time no see!!! You ran away from Stampede before we could whip you for these belts!!" Hold up the Canadian Tag-Team Titles and H&H go berserk!!! Start Screaming and cussing at the screen... Foley has led Steele and Luke Graham back towards the back, when Billy Graham and DLJ block their exit, allowing H&H to catch them and brawl with them towards the back dressing room... Grahams: "well, dang, you guys are way over-reacting, it's just a title you can't have anyways..."
wj: Cut that Feed!!!! listen up, Foley, you punk!!! Your little Graham brothers couldn't beat them in Stampede, and now they just resort to stealing!!! fine, it's just became personal, and those belts ARE coming home to the waists of the H&H Experience!!!"
7-Stan Stasiak def Buddy Lee Parker with teh Heart Punch... time 7:21 **
8-Super Destroyer def Wilbur Snyder by CO when he rammed his head into Steel Post and Snyder could not return to the ring... time 8:27 ***
9-Scott Norton def Johnny Powers with the Jurassic Breaker... time 8:29 ***
10-For the PNW TV Title, PNW and PCW TV title holder, Dan Severn retained the belt when Antonio Inoki and he battled to a 15 minute TLD... time 15:00 ****
after TV
11-Mark Lewin def Toru Tanaka with a Sleeper... time 8:44 **1/2
12-Billy Graham def Kerry Von Erich with an assist from the H&H Experience... time 9:03 ***
13-Whipper Watson and DLJ battled to 15 minute TLD for the PNW Title... time 15:00 ****
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