Post by weirdjerod on May 17, 2009 12:31:52 GMT -4
SUNDAY, MAY 17TH FROM THE PORTLAND SPORTS ARENA
PNW PRESENTS
SUNDAY RUMBLE
DARK PORTION
1-Red Bastien def Athol Layton with the Atomic Drop. After the match, Bill Dundee ran down and attacked Bastien, sparking a brawl
2-Buddy Rose def Rocky King with the Inside Backbreaker
3-Sivi Afi and Rip Rogers (w/ Buddy Rose) battle to a 10 minute TLD
4-The Blonde Bombers def The Assassins (w/ the Spoiler) by dq when the ref catches Assassin #1 using the loaded mask. The 2 teams battle back to the dressing room afterward
5-Ivan Koloff (w/ Humperdink) def Bill Dundee (w/ Gary Hart) with the Bearhug. Dundee was distracted by Red Bastien, who came down and got in a verbal altercation with Gary Hart. When Bastien grabbed Hart by the collar, Dundee looked to be headed to step in when Koloff landed a knee and locked in the Bearhug for the win
6-Seattle Champion, Scott Norton (w/ Gary Hart) and Nikita Koloff (Humperdink was barred from ringside... don't ask me, ask that prick Hart, LOL) battled to a brutal double CO as both men brawled back to the dressing room
TELEVISED PORTION
weirdjerod is in the ring: "Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Welcome back to the House Of Action, the Portland Sports Arena!!! (HUGE Crowd Pop) Let me tell you all it has been a helluva couple weeks around here, but as you can see, we are still going strong against the plague that is the nWo!!!! Now, before i get to THAT, let me start by welcoming our newest acquisitions to the PNW... BOBBY THE BRAIN HEENAN AND NICK BOCKWINKEL!!!!! (another huge crowd pop as Heenan and Bockwinkel make their way to the ring) Gentlemen, i can't tell you how happy we are to have you here, to have you join the World Power Summit is a HUGE shift of power..."
Heenan: "Well, I would like to thank you for helping us put one over on that humanoid, Sweeney, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Nicks contract is with ME and me alone. We are not all that interested in your little war right now... Nick is the single greatest wrestler active in the AWA today, and our quest is to return the Gold to his waist that YOU and the other members of the board of directors saw fit to work him out of. So, understand this, all you ham and eggers in the dressing room, we aren't here to make friends, we are here to show this backwoods hick town a REAL man and to step over any and all of you that get in the way to achieve that goal. (weirdjerod is NOT looking happy)"
wj: "Bobby, this is not what we discussed!! Having you and Nick here is great, but the deal was..."
BH: "Listen, humanoid, YOU didn't put it in writing, you just got our contract moved here, it's not my fault if you are still simple enough to do things on a handshake. Maybe a little less coffee and your hands wouldn't shake, i don't know, but there is a reason they call me the Brain... and they call you a Hippie... hahahahaha!!!!!"
Heenan and Bockwinkel exit the ring, leaving weirdjerod fuming and he storms after them...
7-Moose Cholak (w/ Mr Fuji) and JYD (w/ Tony Bourne) brawl to a double dq
8-The Zambouie Express def Steve O and Jerry Brisco (w/ Gary Hart) by dq when the Ref caught Hart holding the leg of Ray Candy. The Zambouies fought off the attack of the nWo, until Bill Dundee and the masked man came down and helped the others stomp down the Zam's and send them out of the ring
Gary Hart: "Let me make this clear... the nWo does NOT accept failure... do we??" The masked man removed his mask to reveal himself as none other than Red Bastien!!! Bill Dundee stared in shock, which allowed the other 3 to attack and beat him down, leaving him laid out and tagged in the ring... "Now, Heenan, Bockwinkel... do NOT get in our way, join us, or get run over... that simple..." the nWo return to the dressing room
9-DLJ, Stasiak and Jack Brisco (w/ Humperdink) and Chono, Tenzan and Dr D (w/ Gary Hart) battle to a double dq when all the members get involved and the ref loses control. Members of the WPS and the nWo come down and it devolves into another huge brawl. Security takes several minutes to get everyone separated and back to the dressing room
10-Demolition (w/ Mr Fuji) gets a narrow win over the Samoans (w/ Humperdink) after a Decapitation on Sika
11-The Great Gama needs under a minute to dispatch Earl Caddock with the Northern Lights Suplex
12-Buzz Sawyer (w/ Tony Bourne) def Tommy Rich (w/ Mr Fuji) in a brutal Texas Death Match. A Powerslam through a table set up the final and deciding fall (7 falls between the 2, prior to the win...)
13-In an Non-Title match, PNW Heavyweight Champ, Whipper Watson and Bruno Sammartino battle to a 10 minute TLD before members of both factions come down and get involved...
14-Before the match, Gary Hart announces that due to their "never say die attitude" local team the Jabronies will receive a shot at the PNW Titles held by Doc and Gordy (crowd booo's like crazy) and calls them out to meet the champs. All of a sudden the crowd erupts as 2 VERY large men, in the Jabronies Masks, come running down, as Hart is yelling "STOP!! that's not them!!!" weirdjerod is up the ramp and tells the referee to ring the bell, he has the written contract and that that team IS the Jabronies... Hart charges up the ramp and grabs the paperwork from weirdjerd. After reading it over, his bald dome is scarlet with anger and he attacks weirdjerod. The 2 men brawl towards the back, while the match in the ring rages on. All 4 men are brawling and the referee is looking like he would rather be anywhere than in this ring, when the crowd absolutely ERUPTS!!!! Stan Hansen and Bruiser Brody have burst through the crowd followed by Brody Lee and they lay out both teams with the chain and the cowbell!! the take the Tag Belts, hold them up to the cheers of the crowd, then toss them on the fallen champs and exit the ring to the wild cheers of the crowd, as the show ends...
AFTER TV
15-Brody Lee def John Ansom after 2 running Boots
16-The Dog Pound (Mane/Slater) def Kelly/Kiniski when Kiniski falls to the Spinning Toehold
17-Pedro Morales def Steve Cox with the Cannonball
18-Antonino Rocca def Mike Miller with the flying headscissors
19-Nick Bockwinkel (w/ Bobby Heenan) makes short work of the Spoiler with the Bockwinkel Sleeper