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Post by Caedus on Apr 22, 2008 13:50:16 GMT -4
On the next card...
Feb. 6th, 2121
Don Muraco v. SD Jones Jimmy Snuka v. Ted Dibiase
EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 2 The Regime v. The Road Warriors The Midnight Express v. The Regulators
....and the 2 winners will face off in the EWA FINALS!!!!
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Post by Caedus on Apr 28, 2008 13:31:42 GMT -4
February 6th, 2121
EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND2
The Regulators v. The Midnight Express The Regulators reach the Finals as they tough it out over the Express, and the constant distractions and interference of Jim Cornette. The Match ends when Stan Lane is hit with Orton's SUPERPLEX. ***
The Regime v. The Road Warriors The Regime looks to be on their way to a victory as Hawk is locked in the CAMEL CLUTCH, but Paul Ellering interferes, and the momentum of the match switches. Nikolai is eventually caught in the Road Warrior corner, and hit with the DOOMSDAY DEVICE to advance and face the Regulators. ***1/2
Don Muraco v. SD Jones SD Jones comes out a ball of energy, but Muraco's power is too much. After hitting an Asiatic Spike, and the HAWAIIAN HAMMER he picks up the 3 count. ***
Ted Dibiase v. Jimmy Snuka Surviving 2 MILLION DOLLAR DREAMS, and the constant shenanigans of Virgil at ringside Snuka gets a measure of revenge on the "Million Dollar Man" with a SUPERFLY LEAP for the win. ****
EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS
The Regulators v. The Road Warriors The 2 teams battle back and forth with constant tags in and out, but the Road Warriors become the first EWA Tag Team Champions as Orton is hit with 2 straight DOOMSDAY DEVICES. ***1/2
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Post by Caedus on Apr 28, 2008 13:41:23 GMT -4
February, 13th, 2121
Bloody Harker Dirge v. Cousin Luke
Ivan Koloff v. SD Jones
The Sheik v. Konnan
The BodyDonnas v. The Killer Bees
EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP NON Rick Rude v. Koko B. Ware
Also Bobby Heenan debuts his tag team Very Bad Things...
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Post by shazam6000 on Apr 29, 2008 21:05:16 GMT -4
February, 13th, 2121 Bloody Harker Dirge v. Cousin LukeIvan Koloff v. SD JonesThe Sheik v. KonnanThe BodyDonnas v. The Killer BeesEWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP NONRick Rude v. Koko B. WareAlso Bobby Heenan debuts his tag team Very Bad Things...
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Post by Caedus on Apr 30, 2008 14:44:38 GMT -4
February 13th, 2121
Harker Dirge v. Cousin Luke Harker comes out a house of fire attacking Cousin Luke before the bell. Luke is able to turn it around however, and hits the HILLBILLY DROP, but Dirge kicks out at 2. Harker regains the momentum, and puts Luke out with a DIRT NAP. ***1/2
Bobby Heenan comes out, and introduces his tag team named: Very Bad Things. "First you have "The Hammer" Greg Valentine, and then there's "The Crippler" Ray Stevens, and I promise you they'll do Very Bad Things to every team in the EWA!!"
"So if there is anyone out there who would like to try their luck come on out. This is an open invitation to all you stupid idiots in the back."
On that Captain Lou Albano comes out with Samu and Alofa, The Wild Somoans!!
Very Bad Things v. The Wild Somoans The two teams fight back and forth in a very physical match with action outside and inside the ring, but it finally ended when Valentine was able to lock the FIGURE FOUR on Alofa as Stevens took care of Samu, forcing Alofa to submit. ***1/2
Ivan Koloff v. SD Jones Koloff made very short work of "Special Delivery", and made him submit to the RUSSIAN BEARHUG.*1/2 After the match Koloff's manager Nikita Breznikov ranted on and on about Russian dominance until Dr. Death came out: "Shut your *bleep* Commie mouth! You think your boy can handle Dr. Death?" Nikita shook his head yes: "Of course you are inferior!" - "Fine you little wannabe Dictator, next week I'll put him and you in your place!!"
Konnan v. The Sheik Farouk grabbed a mic before the match started. "Heenan thinks he can walk all over me. Makes me put Sheik in match to prove he can fight the Rick Rude. Fine. We destroy him then destroy Rude!" The fans went crazy at the announcement that Rude would soon take a beating. The match itself was dominated by the Sheik who forced K-Dog to submit to the CAMEL CLUTCH, but Farouk made the Sheik continue the hold yelling at Konnan: "How you like that Rude-boy?!" Finally Justin Credible and Steve Corino came to Konnan's aid, but the damage had been done.(Konnan Injured 3 Cards) **1/2
The BodyDonnas v. The Killer Bees Both teams make their EWA debuts with the Donnas in control for most of the match, but the sneaky Bees use a little bit of "masked confusion" to swing the tide. Brunzell hits 3 straight KILLER DROPKICKS on Candido, but it was Blair's SLEEPER that finally put him out. ***1/2
The arena goes dark as a video is played on the big screen: Lighting flashes as thunder shakes the arena. Then a high-flying montage of Jushin Lyger plays with the words: FROM JAPAN TO EWA THE THUNDER IS COMING!!
Rude does his usual taunting of the crowd, and strip tease after getting into the ring, but he adds something for Farouk and the Sheik: "You really think your little savage can beat me Farouk? I'm the definition of "Real Man" while Sheik is nothing more than a little sniveling boy trapped in a man's body because his daddy hit him too much. Since I'm taking next week off to show your wife what sand looks like without camel droppings everywhere on a romantic beach getaway on the coast. I'll let you know that I have a ready made contract for a match on the 28th for you to sign so I'll see you then."
b]EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP NON-TITLE[/b] Rick Rude(c) v. Koko B. Ware Rude seems to just be toying with Koko to open up the match rotating his hips after every move, allowing "The Birdman" to get to his feet. With the crowd behind him however Koko rallied and hit the GHOSTBUSTER only getting a 2 count though. Heenan seized the opportunity as Koko continued to get the crowd riled up to distract the referee and Koko allowing Rude to come up from behind, and schoolboy B. Ware for the 3 count. ****
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Post by Caedus on May 3, 2008 2:51:51 GMT -4
February 20th, 2121 Preview
Don Muraco v. Savage T
Bloody Harker Dirge v. The Sandman
The Kangaroos v. The Flying Reds
Ivan Koloff v. Dr. Death
EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH The Road Warriors(c) v. The Regulators
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Post by holland227 on May 3, 2008 9:43:54 GMT -4
Muraco over Savage T Sandman over Harker Flying Red Heads over Kangaroos Dr. Death over Koloff Roadies over Regulators
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Post by Caedus on May 11, 2008 1:57:05 GMT -4
February 20th, 2121
Savage T v. Don Muraco Savage T and his valet KJ Hill debut. Savage comes out strong for the first few minutes, but Muraco is able to take everything T can dish out before he hits the HAWAIIAN HAMMER for the win. **1/2
The Kangaroos v. The Flying Reds The 'Roos are able to ground the high flying skills of the Flying Reds, and are able to finish them off with a BOOMERANG on Bastien. **
The Jushin Lyger promo is played again.
Harker Dirge v. The Sandman Dirge and the Sandman brawl back and forth in a very physical match. Harker survives a SINGAPORE CANE shot to come back and hit a wicked swinging neckbreaker for the win. ***
Ted Dibiase and Virgil come out, and Dibiase grabs a mic.
"Albano! You and your little Fiji Monkey Boy have gotten lucky. I may have had a setback, but I'm on my way to the top. I have the cash to make it. You don't have the coconuts to come down here."
Capt. Lou and Snuka quickly make their appearance, and Lou challenges Dibiase to take on Snuka right now. Dibiase quickly accepts, but on Virgil's behalf.
Jimmy Snuka v. Virgil Virgil does rather well with the constant help of Dibiase at ringside. Snuka's skill is just too much though, and wins after a piledriver.***
Dibiase attacks Snuka after the match while he's celebrating, then throws Albano out of the ring. Virgil and Dibiase continue their attack on Snuka until Albano gestures to the back, and the Wild Somoans come down to help. Dibiase escapes using Virgil as a shield. Both Somoans hit Virgil with Somoan Drops.
Ivan Koloff v. Dr. Death Nikita brings down Nikolai Volkoff down with him and Koloff to sing the Russian national anthem, but after Dr. Death hits the OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE Volkoff attempts to interfere. Dr. Death gives the two Russian's a noggin' knocker. Nikita then tries to distact Williams, but gets a clotheline for his trouble. Another OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE later and Dr. D picks up the win.***1/2
Farouk and The Sheik come out. "Now I know why these people call you weasel. We got contract, but it's a non-title match. That was not deal."
Suddenly Rude and Heenan come out laughing at the two, but it's just a distraction as Very Bad Things attack from behind. The Sheik is left in a bloody heap, as Rude holds his EWA title over him to boos from the fans.
EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP The Road Warriors(c) v. The Regulators The 2 teams battle back and forth, but the Roadies are able to trap Orton in their corner, and keep him away from tagging Hutton. Two DOOMSDAY DEVICES, and a 3 count later they had successfully defended their belts. ***
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Post by Caedus on May 11, 2008 2:46:46 GMT -4
February 27th, 2121 Preview
EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP (NON-TITLE) Rick Rude(c) v. The Sheik
Jimmy Snuka v. A Mystery Opponent
Dr. Death v. The Terrible Turk
The Impact Players(Justin Credible/Konnan) v. Very Bad Things
The BodyDonnas v. The Wild Somoans
Steve Corino v. Savage T
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Post by Caedus on May 20, 2008 10:15:20 GMT -4
February 27th, 2121 Savage T v. Steve CorinoSavage T comes out strong vs. "The King of Old School", but is unable to get Corino up in the VERTIBREAKER. From there Corino turned the match around, and hit 2 OLD SCHOOL EXPULSIONS to pick up the win. **1/2 Ted Dibiase is seen in the back talking to Tammy and the BodyDonnas. "Take out the Somoans in your match, and the money is yours!" "Don't worry we'll destroy them." said Candido Dr. Death v. The Terrible TurkNikita comes out and challenges Steve Williams to face the Turk. Dr. Death doesn't hesitate, and comes down quickly to accept the challenge. Williams is dominant barely taking a hit from the Turk. He uses the OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE on the Turk when suddenly Koloff and the Regime storm the ring causing a DQ. The 4 on 1 assault continues until Security is able to break it up, but Dr. Death is left in a motionless, bloody heap. *1/2 Ted Dibiase is seen in the back again, this time talking to Virgil. "Is he here yet?" "Yes, Mr. Dibiase. He's in the North locker room. He said he wanted to be as close to home as possible." The BodyDonnas v. The Wild SomoansThe 'Donnas didn't get the job done as promised. The match was closely contested, but Alofa is able to block Candido's BLONDE BOMB, and reverse it into a SOMOAN DROP for the win. ***1/2 The Impact Players v. Very Bad ThingsThe 2 teams struggle to get some offense going, and make a lot of tags in and out. Finally Justin Credible is able to get the momentum on his side, and hits a SUPERKICK on Valentine for the 3 count. *** Jimmy Snuka v. ?Dibiase and Virgil come out to announce Snuka's opponent for the night. "We all know Virgil is my bodygaurd, but tonight I've hired some better protection to face you Snuka. Everybody has a price for the Million Dollar Man, even law enforcement. May I present the Mountie!" Snuka struck early and often on the Canadian hitting the SUPERFLY LEAP, but Virgil got onto the apron trying to distract Snuka. "Superfly" hits him with a hard chop for his troubles, and then hits another SUPERFLY LEAP on the Mountie. The BodyDonnas then came rushing to the ring getting Snuka's attention as Dibiase uses Mountie's shock stick on him from behind causing a DQ. Dibiase and the BodyDonnas put the boots to Snuka as Virgil attacked Albano. The Wild Somoans came to the rescue, but being outnumbered with the Mountie recovering Albano's team was getting beaten down. Security had to rush to the ring to restore order.**** EWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP NON-TITLERick Rude(c) v. The SheikThe EWA champion Rick Rude and Sheik brawl back and forth in and out of the ring. Rude is able to hit a RUDE AWAKENING, but Farouk is able to distract the ref, and Sheik hits a FIREBALL only getting a 2 count. The match continues on for awhile with Heenan constantly trying to stick his nose in, but the Sheik locks in the CAMEL CLUTCH, and Rude submits.******(9 fatigue tokens each)
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Post by Caedus on Jun 23, 2008 17:08:04 GMT -4
March 6th, 2121 PREVIEW
TEXAS DEATH MATCH Jimmy Snuka v. The Mountie
The Impact Players v. Very Bad Things
The Regime v. The Flying Reds
Diamond Dallas Page v. Sabu
Bloody Harker Dirge v. The Sandman
April 4th, 2121 Clash of Titans PPV announced!!
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