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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 27, 2007 14:50:46 GMT -4
PWR'S "Friday Night's All Right For Fighting Too!" Television Taping
CAMERA PANS TO PAUL DANGERLY AND A VERY DIRTY LOOKING LARRY ZYBYSKO..
DANGERLY: "Just where the hell have you been Larry?
ZYBYSKO: "Where the Hell have I been? You guys leave me to wash dishes as Bob's Country Bunker...I have to hitch a ride on a manure truck to the next booking and I find out that I miss the taping by a half hour. You know I was supposed to be in the tag team title tournament with Nikolai.. NOW BEGINNING TO SOB...I didn't even get a chance... I meam look at me...I have barbecue sauce in my hair, animal waste on my ring jacket and I smell like Kamala took a big steaming dump all over me...It's like...it's like I get no respect...NOW SOBBING MORE...no respect at all."
DANGERLY: "Hey Larry, I'm awfully sorry about the whole bar tab mix up back at the Country Bunker, I mean, who knew that Windham could drink like a pirate? Tell you what, we're holding the RPW Television Title tournament tonight and you're in it. The living legend gets a chance to get some gold back, and as you mentioned...perhaps some respect back as well."
ZYBYSKO: WIPING THE TEARS AND SNOT OFF HIS FACE WITH HIS HAND AND THEN WIPING IT ON DANGERLY'S SHIRT!..."TV title huh?..Is that what you think I'm worth? A former AWA World champion has to enter a tournament for the RPW TV title? You gotta be kidding me Dangerly...
DANGERLY: "Take it or leave it Larry"...
ZYBYSKO" "I'll take it. I just need a little time to get cleaned up."
DANGERLY: "That's a big negative there Larry. You're match is up next. Be at the curtain in three minutes...
ZYBYSKO: CAMERA PANS TO HIS FACE..."Son of a BLEEP."
cut to commercial..........................
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 27, 2007 15:25:04 GMT -4
LMAO!!!!! Great stuff, oldschool, I love the Zbysko angle!!!!
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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 28, 2007 14:53:03 GMT -4
Opening Round Match to determine RPW Television Champion...
Larry Zybysko defeated Ed Strangler Lewis with his PILEDRIVER...Zybsko came to the ring stinking so badly that it mae Lewis nauseous and he wrestled the entire match a level down on defense! Zybsko used this to his advantage and scored the upset win...
After the bout, the camera panned to Zybysko in the ring. Zybysko appeared to smell himself and and after a brief dry vomiting session, a sly smirk appeared on his face....
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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 28, 2007 19:08:08 GMT -4
Second Opening Round Match
Danny Doring defeated Hacksaw Jim Duggan with the DANACONDA, in a heated back and forth bout that lasted nearly 20 minutes.
Third Opening Round Match
Sabu pins Savage T with the TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT
Fourth and Final Opening round Match
Killer Kowalski beat Nikolai Volkoff with the CLAW HOLD. This match was a brutal back and forth exchange with both parties fighting outside the ring for a good part of the bout.
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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 28, 2007 19:59:50 GMT -4
SEMIFINAL #1
Larry Zybyszko pinned Danny Doring with a backbreaker to advance to the finals.
Cut to commercial.............
BACKSTAGE...CAMERA IS ON Larry Zybyszko, who is rummaging through various garbage cans and proceeding to dump each can's contents OVER HIS HEAD!
RPW Color Commentator Lord Alfred Hayes reluctantly approaches Zybyszko as he realizes the stench coming from him is repulsing, Hayes face begins to contort as he asks the question...
HAYES: "Larry, in the Quuen's good name, what in the world are you doing?"
ZYBYSZKO: "It's all part of the play Hayes...it's all part of the plan...ZYBYSZKO reaches into another garbage outside the backstage LADIES ROOM and finds a soiled disposable diaper. He promptly opens it and smears the contents on his ring jacket, which is already filthy.
HAYES: "By God Larry, are you insane? Do you know what you're doing man? PAUSE...Guys, I don't know if I can keep this segment going. I think I'm going to be....
ZYBYSZKO: :Sick? Are you going to be sick you little limey bastard? Well then you discovered my plan. LARRY DELIVERS A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HUNCHED OVER HAYES, WHO COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR. HE THEN LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA. "Follow me will you?"
The cameraman follows Zybyszko down the hall. "You see, all these fans and these promoters and basically, most of the guys in the back have been making me sick for years, showing me no respect. So now, I'm going to make THEM sick. If you think I smell bad now, you just wait for the finals. I have to go up against the winner of the Kowalksi/Sabu match and I'm betting the Killer wins that one. Do you know how much that CLAW HOLD hurts? Let's just try and see him slap that one on the ol' Living Legend... who...ZYBYSZKO SMELLS HIMSELF ONCE OVER... stinks of... urine... cow feces... and...I don't even know what this is.... and three-week old mashed potatoes?
ZYBYSZKO reaches the end of the hall, opens the fire exit door and is in the parking lot.
ZYBYSZKO: "Now if you'll excuse me...I have a title match to prepare for...
ZYBYSKO PROCEEDS TO JUMP HEADFIRST INTO THE NEAREST DUMPSTER
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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 28, 2007 20:16:22 GMT -4
SEMIFINAL #2
Killer Kowalski pins Sabu with the Bombs Away kneedrop to advance to the finals. The match was mostly contested outside of the ring and if not for the no dq rule, the match would have been thrown out. AFTER THE MATCH, NECRO BUTCHER rushed the ring, clotheslined Sabu, reached into the Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal man's tights and used Sabu's own SPIKE foreign object on him..and left him in a pool of blood.
Backstage, the camera panned to Necro Butcher, who shouts, "Hey Sabu...you think you're hardcore...well I think you're just washed up...you want to defend your lord of the hardcores nickname? Then I challenge your lime green tights wearin' skidoo to a "best of the worst" series. "Texas Death, Iranian Bullrope, Dog Collar, Steel Cage, TLC...BARBED WIRE...SCAFFOLD. Winner stays in the RPW..loser leaves it for good...you mend up and you let me know..I'll be around...don't you worry bout that."
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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 28, 2007 20:47:45 GMT -4
Finals:
Zybysko walks to the ring and the stench can be smelled all the way to the cheap seats. Peole are holding their noses..some put their hats over their faces...others pul their shirts up to block their noses. Some fans even head for the exits..a few children can be heard saying..."Why does that bad man smell like that?"
In the ring, Kowalksi is turning a new shade of off white. He starts the match on level 2 defense and anytime he gets into a grapple with Zybysko, it automatically becomes a level 2 defense...
In a lengthy brawl, LARRY ZYBYSZKO PINS KILLER KOWALSKI FOLLOWING BACK-TO-BACK PILEDRIVERS TO WIN THE RPW TELEVISION TITLE!!
As soon as the bell rang, the fans flocked to the exits...the security and ring crew raced to the back with Kowalski close behind; using a folded up "Larry Sucks" sign that a fan had left at ringside to help cover his nose and mouth.
Zybyszko is now alone in the ring and holding the television title, which ring announcer Cox Smalls had tossed into the ring before heading up the ramp.
CAMERA PANS TO CLOSE UP.
ZYBYSZKO..WHO LOOKS AROUND THE BUILDING TO SEE HE IS ALONE TO CELEBRATE HIS CHAMPIONSHIP. HE HAS A SADDENNED, ALMOST LOST PUPPY DOG LOOK ON HIS FACE..BEFORE A LARGE SMILE APPEARS..
"Hey, I finally got some respect."............................SMELLING HIMSELF AGAIN......."Fancy Moses i smell like the bathroom of a third world country.... Nah, you losers know what that smell is...it's the smell of VICTORY. The smell of a champion.
KAMALA comes out from the back, takes several steps towards ringside and yells something in UGANDAN at Zybyszko...
ZYBYSZKO: "What was that?"
KAMALA...now in semi- broken english..."Kamala said that you Larry smells like Hacksaw Jim Duggan's BLEEP..............
fade out
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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 28, 2007 20:49:28 GMT -4
In other RPW news, the FIRST EVER RPW PAY PER VIEW WILL BE HELD THIS SUNDAY NIGHT...
details to come later
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Post by tyguy on Dec 28, 2007 21:21:08 GMT -4
The Living Legend wins some gold! He hasn't been able to do that yet in LOW fed, falling short of the U.S. and World TV titles.
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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 28, 2007 21:38:33 GMT -4
Yup, Larry is the SH%T... no, I think he just smells like it...but he'll clean up nice and wait and see the next angle he gets involved in..it's hilarious....
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Post by sportstalk1975 on Dec 28, 2007 23:58:58 GMT -4
Oldschool- this angle w/ Zybesko is absoulute gold...some great stuff, keep up the great work...man and I thought Larry Legend had a hard night at TRADITION's PPV No Limits
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Post by smathis on Dec 29, 2007 0:04:15 GMT -4
oh... my... gawd...
That Zybysko angle is an absolute treasure. Why can't I think of stuff like that?
Pure awesome, man.
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Post by wildfire on Dec 29, 2007 0:58:22 GMT -4
Great stuff with Larry Z! I guess that's what it takes, as he's been pretty medicore in the LWA up till now...
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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 29, 2007 1:32:41 GMT -4
Thanks Sportstalk, Smathis, Wildfire, Weirdjerod...I'm having a lot of fun with it!!!
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 29, 2007 10:42:56 GMT -4
well, hats off, my man, comedic GOLD!!! Good to see him finally cleaning up in the LWA... wait, that's not right, um... Larry is the (STINK) bomb!!! Well, you get the idea, great stuff, keep it up!!!!
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