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Post by oldschool73 on Jan 9, 2008 17:45:05 GMT -4
Sure...count Kamala in! Geez, you all marked for the Larry angle...yet I post a new card and nobody reads it!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2008 17:51:45 GMT -4
Who you callin' a nobody. lol I read your card and let you know what I thought. If this is how I'm going to be treated - I quit the LWA. lol
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Post by oldschool73 on Jan 9, 2008 23:13:40 GMT -4
PWR Saturday NighT Slam Masters tv Show Results from Long Island's Nassau Coliseum (card was run on 1/5/08)
The "Perfect Strangers" team of Kamala and Dick Hutton defeated Kendo Nagasaki and Wild Red Berry by disqualification when Nagasaki's GREEN MIST hit the referee.
The Kangaroos defeated Savage T and S.D. Jones in a real beat down of a match, connecting with the BOOMERANG on SD Jones in less than three minutes. After the bout, the Killer Bees stormed the ring and the two teams battled to the back!
Killer Kowalski defeated Danny Doring with the CLAW HOLD
INTERVIEW SEGMENT: Brutus Beefcake, showing a severe bandage on his head as a result of the previous night's betrayal by his former tag team partner Buff Bagwell, spoke about the incident only to be jumped from behind by Bagwell and Kendo Nagasaki. They put a serious beat down on Brutus yet again until Hutton and Kamala intervene. Bagwell pulls the camera close to his face and announces that he is the newest member of Wild Red Berry's "Pain Safari."
Buff Bagwell pins George South with the BLOCKBUSTER. After the match, Wild Red Berry announced that his Wild Kangaroos will be tag team champions later this month at the PWR pay-per-view "Caged" and that he won't stop until all of the members of his "Pain Safari" possess gold.
Sabu defeated Necro Butcher in the first match of a special best-of-seven series, with the first match being a "First Blood" match. Butcher cackled with delight after Sabu split him open and vowed that their next match will make this one look like a tea party!
Jushin Thunder Liger defeated Marty Jannetty by countout after a brutal piledriver on the outside kept Jannetty from getting back into the ring before the referee's ten-count. Liger was furious that he could not regain the PWR Cruiserweight Championship this way and later, Paul Dangerly announced that the next match between these two will be a best two out of three falls match for the title at "Caged."
And in the main event, PWR Champion Antonino Rocca defeated Rob Van Dam with the ARGENTINIAN BACKBREAKER to retain the PWR championship in a lengthy bout that had both men spent by the conclusion. Van Dam lay on the mat as Rocca approached and the champion helped him to his feet and shook his hand as the crowd roared in approval.
SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO OUT..............
When the house lights go back on, two men dressed completely in black; wearing ski masks, long trench coats, cowboy boots and hats...are standing in the ring over the fallen Van Dam and Rocca..who now are both busted open and appear unconcious.
The masked men are holding steel chairs and tazers!
LOUD BOOS FROM THE CROWD
As each man pulls his mask off to reveal...B.G. James and Kip James..the New Age Outlaws...MORE BOOS
B.G. James grabs the house mic...."Oh you didn't know?" Well then your ass better get the heck out of dodge....and this goes for all the boys in the back because we don't discriminate...The New Age Outlaws are here in the PWR for one reason and one reason only...to see that nobody..and I mean nobody feels safe and cozy. We don't care if you're the curtain jerker delight or the champion of the world...(Kip mockingly smiles, points to Rocca and does the famous crotch chop over the fallen champion) We'll shock and drop you like nobody's business because this here's Dodge City...amd there ain't NO LAW."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2008 0:21:40 GMT -4
Great NAO promo.
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Post by oldschool73 on Jan 10, 2008 1:00:34 GMT -4
Thanks very much Mad!!! "You're my boy Blue!" obscure Old School movie reference added in for effect! It is a big compliment
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2008 1:19:58 GMT -4
Thanks very much Mad!!! "You're my boy Blue!" obscure Old School movie reference added in for effect! It is a big compliment I know I've seen the movie but can't recall it.
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Post by streetdog on Jan 10, 2008 2:25:36 GMT -4
Thanks very much Mad!!! "You're my boy Blue!" obscure Old School movie reference added in for effect! It is a big compliment I know I've seen the movie but can't recall it. I think the quote is from the movie "Old School."
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Post by Admin on Jan 10, 2008 6:21:42 GMT -4
Solid Stuff, good to see the NAO creating havoc...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2008 12:25:46 GMT -4
I know I've seen the movie but can't recall it. I think the quote is from the movie "Old School." Ah, yes. That's it. Will Ferrell rules.
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Post by oldschool73 on Jan 10, 2008 18:33:50 GMT -4
PWR "Manic Monday" Television Show Results
Sensational Sherri pinned Ida Mae Martinez with the TOP ROPE SPLASH to retain her PWR Women's championship. After the bout, she grabbed the microphone and declared herself the "One True LWA Women's champion." "There ain't any woman wrestler in any of the territories who can beat me...so at "Caged," I will be presenting myself with a new Women's title...the WORLD WOMEN'S TITLE. If any woman wrestler out there wants to prove me wrong, now's the time to speak up...and then you can bow down to the Sensational One."
Danny Doring won a triple threat match which also involved Savage T and George South when he hit the DANACONDA on South.
"Perfect Strangers" (Kamala and Dick Hutton) battled Kendo Nagasaki and Wild Red Berry to a double disqualification.
Killer Kowalski made quick work of S.D. Jones and Lazz; making his PWR debut, in a handicap match, making Jones tap with the CLAWHOLD.
In the second match of their special best-of-seven series, Sabu defeated Necro Butcher in a Dog Collar Match; hitting the TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT for the pin
Roy Heffernan pinned B.Brian Blair with a roll up and tights hold after magaer Wild Red Berry interfered.
Jumping Jim Brunzell pinned Al Costello following a flying headscissors. After the match, Heffernan and Berry charged the ring, but were unable to inflict damage on the co-PWR tage team champion as B.Brian Blair came to the rescue, swinging a steel chair to clear the ring.
BACKSTAGE: Camera is on PWR Cruiserweight Champion Jushin Thunder Liger; who is sprawled out face first on the floor. On his back is a large sticker with the letters NAO. IN FRAME steps B.G. and Kip James.
B.G. James: "See that Kip, Mr. Liger got himself a special sticker for his participation in the New Age Outlaws stampede class. He's a star student!"
Kip James: "Well one thing's for sure...he sure can't take a stun gun shot. I only had this thing cranked up half way...look..."(Kip shocks the fallen Liger again for good measure)
Liger writhes in pain before falling silently unconcious again
B.G. James: "What a crybaby...hell, I'd actually be concerned about us getting reprimanded for these heinous actions if there were any law in the PWR...but...there ain't no law."
Kip James: STARING INTO CAMERA ON CLOSE UP..."Yippee Ki-Yay Mofo."
cut to commercial
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Post by oldschool73 on Jan 10, 2008 19:11:33 GMT -4
BACKSTAGE:
PWR T.V. Champion Larry Zbyszko (who apparently still has not showered since winning the title) is dancing and singing what sounds like a distorted version of the Pointer Sisters "It's Raining Men" down the hallway as wrestlers and PWR officials scatter into various rooms with disgusting looks on their faces to escape the smell..SLAMMING and locking the doors behind them.
Lord Alfred Hayes (Still wearing the gas mask): "Larry, why are you so happy?"
Zbyszko: "Why am I so happy? Let me count the ways...I'm the television champion. I'm undefeated...I'm the television champion...and my challenger tonight...Mr. Jushin Thunder Liger.. has so many volts running through him that you could plug a toaster into him and feed Kamala for a week. Did I mention that I'm the television champion? (Some type of bug crawls through Larry's hair and falls to the floor)...and I just found out that I was awarded the win via no-show...I'm King of the world! I feel like Leo standing on the front of the Titanic...but without the fat chick...
Hayes: "You must be so proud."
Zbyszko: "I am proud Sir Elton John...I'm also excited. I feel like grabbing the first girl I see and planting a big kiss right on her lips. ZBYSZKO SCANS THE EMPTY HALLWAY TO THE SOUND OF CRICKETS...There has to be a lucky lady here somewhere...HE WALKS FURTHER DOWN THE HALL...AND SEES A PIGTAILED WOMAN WITH HER BACK TO HIM READING A PWR MAGAZINE...
LARRY GRABS HER, SPINS HER AROUND AND KISSES HER...FOR SEVERAL SECONDS...WHEN HE OPENS HIS EYES..HE SEES THAT HE HAS JUST KISSED...LAZZ!!!!
ZBYSZKO: "OH MY GOD..I think I'm going to...(Larry raced down the hall, trying all the knobs on the doors before kicking the exit door open....
Lazz: "Oh My...(BLUSHING)..I didn't know he felt that way....Mmmm...now that's the smell of a real man... "Hallelujah it's raining Men."
END SHOW
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Post by Admin on Jan 10, 2008 19:51:04 GMT -4
BACKSTAGE: PWR T.V. Champion Larry Zbyszko (who apparently still has not showered since winning the title) is dancing and singing what sounds like a distorted version of the Pointer Sisters "It's Raining Men" down the hallway as wrestlers and PWR officials scatter into various rooms with disgusting looks on their faces to escape the smell..SLAMMING and locking the doors behind them. Lord Alfred Hayes (Still wearing the gas mask): "Larry, why are you so happy?" Zbyszko: "Why am I so happy? Let me count the ways...I'm the television champion. I'm undefeated...I'm the television champion...and my challenger tonight...Mr. Jushin Thunder Liger.. has so many volts running through him that you could plug a toaster into him and feed Kamala for a week. Did I mention that I'm the television champion? (Some type of bug crawls through Larry's hair and falls to the floor)...and I just found out that I was awarded the win via no-show...I'm King of the world! I feel like Leo standing on the front of the Titanic...but without the fat chick... Hayes: "You must be so proud." Zbyszko: "I am proud Sir Elton John...I'm also excited. I feel like grabbing the first girl I see and planting a big kiss right on her lips. ZBYSZKO SCANS THE EMPTY HALLWAY TO THE SOUND OF CRICKETS...There has to be a lucky lady here somewhere...HE WALKS FURTHER DOWN THE HALL...AND SEES A PIGTAILED WOMAN WITH HER BACK TO HIM READING A PWR MAGAZINE... LARRY GRABS HER, SPINS HER AROUND AND KISSES HER...FOR SEVERAL SECONDS...WHEN HE OPENS HIS EYES..HE SEES THAT HE HAS JUST KISSED...LAZZ!!!! ZBYSZKO: "OH MY GOD..I think I'm going to...(Larry raced down the hall, trying all the knobs on the doors before kicking the exit door open.... Lazz: "Oh My...(BLUSHING)..I didn't know he felt that way....Mmmm...now that's the smell of a real man... "Hallelujah it's raining Men." END SHOW First, Solid card above... Second, that is FUNNY stuff with Larry Z.
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Post by oldschool73 on Jan 10, 2008 21:58:12 GMT -4
Thanks very much!
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Post by oldschool73 on Jan 11, 2008 12:07:39 GMT -4
PWR 1/8 HOUSE Show card results (from Jacob Javits Center in NYC)
Savage T won a triple threat match that involved S.D. Jones and George South; using the VERTIBREAKER to pin South.
Danny Doring put away Lazz with the DANACONDA
Sensational Sherri pinned Ida Mae Martinez with the TOP ROPE SPLASH
Kamala pinned Wild Red Berry with the UGANDAN SPLASH
Kendo Nagasaki pinned Dick Hutton with the GREEN MIST
Sabu pinned Necro Butcher with the TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT in a weapons match.
Jushin Thunder Liger pinned Marty Jannetty with the BRAINBUSTER to retain the PWR Cruiserweight championship
The Kangaroos defeated the PWR Tag Team Champion Killer Bees by COUNTOUT after Brunzell was unable to make it back into the ring following the referee's ten-count. The match was not for the tag titles.
In the main event, Brad Armstrong pinned Justin Credible in a falls count anywhere match; whipping Credible headfirst into the concrete wall near the merchandise stand and covering the fallen Credible for the 1-2-3.
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Post by wildfire on Jan 14, 2008 15:39:08 GMT -4
Just caught up... good stufff with the NAO... and Larry Z
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