Selkirk Lodge, Sandpoint Idaho"Mean" Gene Okerlund:[/color] Welcome, fans, to Big Sky Wrestling. We're going to start the night off with a match that will give an opportunity to a local Sandpoint wrestler.
Grant "Throwing Toasters "Baccioco":[/color] This poor sap will take on the beastman, Wolfman Farkus. The Commissioner was disappointed in Farkus' last showing and I was told that Farkus has been "hooked up" with a handler. We'll see what all that's about as he comes to the ring.
Wolfman Farkus vs. Harry Blats (Local Talent)Wolfman Farkus comes to the ring with the "Portuguese Princess" Ana Rocca. He's as wild as last time but seems to "obey" Rocca when she screams orders at him. The local talent is already in the ring. Farkus starts the match by clawing and biting and punching but Blats manages to escape the beastman's onslaught. The match goes to the outside as Blats tries to escape. Wolfman goes ape and chases him but Ana calms him down. Wolfman attacks Blats on the inside and tosses him into the corner. The move is reversed and Blats goes for a punch flurry. Wolfman grabs his chain but Ana warns him and Wolfman looks confused. He walks backwards into a sleeperhold by Blats. Farkus breaks the hold but is rolled up and barely kicks out of a pin (possibley as commanded by Ana). Blats rattles Farkus with boots and a neckbreaker before Farkus snaps. He catches Blats with a Hanging Neckbreaker. Ana screams at Farkus to pin Blats, he does (confused as he does so), and ends up winning the match.
Winner: Wolfman FarkusGrant:[/color] Blats was really lucky Ana was out there to calm Farkus down. Blats may have won by DQ if she hadn't been but he may have been crippled for life.
Gene:[/color] Big Bully Busick is being punished this month. He's allowed to fight in the TV Championship qualifier later tonight but he also has to tag with the Brooklyn Brawler.
Grant:[/color] The tag match is next and we have no idea who the Bully Brawler's will be facing.
The Bully Brawlers vs. the British BulldogsThe fans erupt as the suprise challengers walk down the aisle. Both the Bully and the Brawler are livid. Bully starts with Dynamite Kid with a thumb to the eye. He continues his offense with butterfly suplexes, neckbreakers, and forearms. Dynamite reverses a turnbuckle whip and tags to Davey Boy Smith. Bully wants no part of Davey Boy after last month and tags to the Brawler. Brawler gouges Smith's eyes and goes for a shoulder block. He bounces off Davey Boy and then Smith hits him with a shoulder block of his own. Brawler leaves the ring to talk with Busick but it does no good as Davey Boy levels them both on the outside. Back in the ring, Davey Boy tags and lifts Dynamite Kid over his head and drops him headfirst on the Brawler. The pin is broken and Dynamite piunishes Brawler with german suplexes before tagging in to Davey Boy. Smith hits Brawler with a delayed vertical suplex and a crucifix before getting the pin.
Winners: The British BulldogsCommissioner Segment:[/color] The commissioner comes out and announces that there will be a rematch between RVD and Sean O'Haire tonight. Also, Bill Alfonso will be barred from ringside. Alfonso rushes out and gets in the commissioners face, spitting and screaming.
RVD comes out and tries to calm Bill down but Bill won't have it. The Masked Commissioner orders security to throw him out of the building. Alfonso screams that he is legally RVD's manager and he can't be barred from ringside like this. He also claims that the commissioner has it in for RVD because of this.
Karl Steiner vs. Wilbur SnyderThe match was a back and forth brawl for the first few minutes. A turnbuckle whip was reversed by Snyder but he caught knees to the face when he went in for the kill. Forearms, stomps and an abdominal stretch couldn't put Steiner down. Steiner breaks a cobra twist by grabbing the ropes and then he leaves the ring. Snyder rams Steiner's head into the aporn before tossing him back in. More offense from Snyder ends with an airplane spin that is turned into a rollup, giving Wilbur Snyder the victory.
Winner: Wilbur SnyderGene:[/color] The tag team titles are in limbo and the Bushwackers have demanded a solution to the problem. They get a match next against the bWo but not the same pairing of the bWo as last week.
Grant[/color] Apparently Buck Zumhoffe will be in the triple threat qualifyer tonight. He could have wrestle twice like Big Bully Busick but chose not to. Instead we will get a non-title tag match involving the Blue Meanie.
The Bushwackers vs the bWo (Meanie and Whipwreck)Whipwreck tries to take advantage in the beginning but Cousin Butch stomps him. He follows with a clothesline and other head jarring moves. He tags to Luke who misses a fist drop. Blue Meanie is tagged in. He hits Luke with a ddt but doesn't go for the pin because Luke is under the ropes. He goes to pick Luke up but is snap mared. A clothesline from Luke caused Blue Meanie to make a tag in desperation. Whipwreck connects with a dropkick and ensiguiri but catches a back elbow. He escapes from a falling headbutt and consults with Misty Blue Simmes on the outside. Luke tags to Butch and they hit Mikey with a double gutbuster.
Fast Forward. Butch tries a clothesline but Blue Meanie ducks it and tries to make a tag. A hard gut punch from Butch doubles Meanie over and he tries again for a tag. Meanie is flailing desperately, trying to get out of the grip of Butch Miller. He finally tags but for some reason the referee didn't see it. Apparently, Cousin Luke was intimidating Misty Blue Simmes and the referee was distracted. While that is going on, Butch follows Meanie to the floor. Meanie escapes and throws a chair at Butch (again, the referee isn't looking). Meanie gets back in and tags to Whipwreck. A few high flying moves causes Butch to make a tag to Luke. Luke manages to roll Mikey up after an irish whip for the win. the bWo is beside themselves.
Winners: The BushwackersGene:[/color] That's a good win for the Bushwackers but they won't receive the title for it. Next up, we have our triple threat qualifier.
Triple Threat Match (TV Championship Qualifier)
Big Bully Busick vs. Buck Zumhoffe vs. Bullet Bob ArmstrongThe match starts with Zumhoffe beating on Armstrong. Armstrong counters a bodyslam as Bully stands in the corner and watches. The action is back and forth as headscissors are countered and clotheslines are ducked. The Bullet hits with a knee lift and goes for the pin. Busick kicks him in the head to break the pin and goes back to the corner and watches. The crowd boos and Bully yells at them to "mind their own bizness". The battle rages on with the Bullet and Buck. Buck climbs the turnbuckle for a deathjump and Bully pushes him to the floor. Bully waits for Buck to crawl back in, barely making it in before being counted out. Bully puts on the stump puller but BUck is to close to the ropes.
Fast Forward. Busick is on the floor with a chiar and the referee is warning him to drop it. Busick does and gets on the apron. Buck and Armstrong both grab him for a double suplex. Rock and Roll Splash from Buck and a pin but Bullet makes the save. Buck and Bullet Bob focus on each other for a while, trading moves back and forth.
Fast Forward. Bully hits Buck with a swinging neckbreaker and the Bully Blaster. Armstrong clobbers Bully from behind and attacks Buck. A knee lift knocks Buck out and Bullet Bob drops him with a vertical suplex, rolling over for a pin. He gets the win.
Winner: Bullet Bob ArmstrongNote: This triple threat match was long and rough because the three guys I used didn't have many defensive tags. I roll for a triple threat event on defensive tags. After the match got annoying I decided to roll events on (lv)'s as well and will probably do that from now on.
Grant:[/color] Our main event tonight is Sean O'Haire vs. Rob Van Dam. Bill Alfonso, as you saw earlier, is no longer in the building.
Rob Van Dam vs. Sean O'HaireThis match is back and forth, just like last week. Seems like RVD and Sean O'Haire are a good match. RVD grinds down with a headlock and Sean hits him with a shoulder tackle. Sean blocks a hurricanrana and RVD dodges a knee to the midsection, turning it into a rolling pin. RVD connects with spinning kicks and O'Haire leaves the ring. He's knocked down by RVD who then goes onto the apron and performs a splash. Both men take a while to get up, they punch each other but get back in before the count out. Sean tosses RVD into the turnbuckle but as he comes in, RVD leaps up and hooks his legs under Sean's arms. He rolls over and catches Sean in a sunset flip type move. O'Haire is wrapped up and can't kick out. RVD wins!
Winner: Rob Van DamAfter the match, Bill Alfonso runs to ringside to celebrate with RVD. Sean O'Haire is slumped in the corner. When RVD's back is turned, Alfonso slips Sean a brass knuckles. He continues to celebrate with RVD as if nothing was going on. O'Haire then comes from behind and hits Rob Van Dam in the head, knocking him out cold. He then pretends to chase Alfonso out of the ring. Sean then "celebrates" in his own way by beating on RVD. The Dynamite Kid runs in and chases O'Haire off. The show ends as Dynamite Kid helps RVD up and RVD shoves him away holding his head.