February 23th: Powerhouse Event Center, Boise Idaho"Mean" Gene Okerlund:[/color] This is "Mean" Gene Okerlund with Grant Bacciaco for Big Sky Wrestling.
Grant "Throwing Toasters" Bacciaco:[/color] And boy am I excited tonight Mean Gene. LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN', MEAN GENE!!! One of my idols is here today for the Brooklyn Invitational. He goes by the name of "the Sandman" and he's here for a fight. Brooklyn Brawler is toast.
Gene:[/color] Tonight we have at least three title matches. The Bushwackers will face the bWo for the tag team gold. Blue Meanie, Davey Boy Smith, and "Bullet" Bob Armstrong will all vie for the TV Title. And we have a special one tonight folks. Three matches in random order for the World Title.
Grant:[/color] That's right Gene. It'll be a round robin style setup. Sean O'Haire and RVD will be involved as well as current champion, the Dynamite Kid.
Gene:[/color] We will randomly draw matches and whoever has the belt at the end of the night gets to keep it. We could have the world title change hands three times tonight.
Grant:[/color] But who really cares about that? Right? It's Sandman time!
The Brooklyn Invitational (Hardcore Edition) - The Brooklyn Brawler vs.the Sandman (GLWA)The Sandman looks at Brooklyn Brawler and whacks him with his Singapore cane, busting it up. As Sandman revels in the crowds' cheers, Brawler gets to his feet and complains to the referee. The ref explains that it's a hardcore match and Brawler screams "I didn't agree to dat!!!" Sandman attacks the Brawler with eye rakes and a clothesline that sends Brawler to the floor. A ddt on the outside gives Sandman the win.
Winner: The SandmanGrant goes to the ring and begins to interview the Sandman who is clearly inebriated. The Sandman grumbles a bit and starts yelling incoherently. Grant agrees as if he understands and asks him how he likes the Idaho area. Sandman replies and the only word that can be understood is "vodka". Grant grins widely and asks about the match. Sandman answers "what match" and the interview is over.
Big Bully Busick vs Karl "Bald Blitzkreiger" SteinerBusick tries to bully Steiner but it doesn't work. He tries a shoulderblock and misses. Karl Steiner hits him with a clothesline in the corner. His bolo forearm misses and Busick catches him with a series of brain rattling moves causing Steiner to leave the ring. The referee warns Busick not to follow. Steiner comes back in and gets hit with a headbutt. Steiner turns the tide with bodyslams and a knee drop. A pin fails and Busick goes on the offense throwing Steiner in the ropes. He ducks down for a body drop but Steiner kicks him in the chest. After a few more moves, both men end up on the floor outside. Neither listen to the ref as they pummel each other and he ends up counting them both out.
Winner: Double Count OutGene:[/color] Now for the first match in the round robin championship matches.
A large set of red and blue dice roll down the ramp and land on 13. The first man to come to the ring is Bill Alfonso who sits at the announce table after being boo'ed at. The next is Rob Van Dam. Sean O'Haire is the last to enter the ring.
Note: I picked the matches out of a hat but I thought this description would be more fun.
The World Title Round Robin - Sean O'Haire vs. Rob Van Dam[/color]
Sean O'Haire knocks RVD down with a shoulder tackle. He then steps on his throat and hits him with a savate kick. RVD gets away and rests near the corner. Bill Alfonso rushes to the corner and throws powder in RVD's eyes. O'Haire gets RVD in the Sean Bomb and pins him. (RVD: 1 fatigue, SOH: 0 fatigue)
Winner: Sean O'HaireGrant:[/color] O'Haire wins it quickly with the help of Bill Alfonso. I bet there's no doubt in Van Dam's mind which side he's on. Hopefully RVD will be able to fight Dynamite Kid later tonight.
Gene:[/color] Also, a note to the fans. It doesn't matter how many you lose. This isn't a tournament. Whoever has the belt after all three matches keeps it. O'Haire is well rested and has a lot of momentum going for him though. Now we'll crown a set of tag team champions.
Tag Team Championship - The Bushwackers vs the bWo (w/ Misty Blue)[/color]
Mikey Whipwreck gets in trouble early as Cousin Luke hits him with an eye poke and mule kick. Butch comes in and they get Mikey with a double gutbuster. Butch lands a hard punch and Mikey tries to tag. Butch tosses Mikey outside and Misty Blue pleads to Butch to not hurt Mikey. As the two get back in, Mikey manages to tag and Buck Zumhoffe comes in. Buck dominates before missing a fist drop. He gets momentum back and lands a running knee lift but Cousin Butch kicks out of the pin. A deathjump and pin from Zumhoffe gets another kickout. Butch takes an uppercut and tries to tag. He does after a neck crank. Luke comes in and Zumhoffe catches him with a body slam. Luke licks Zumhoffe and Buck is loses focus. Luke tags to Butch and they double team Buck. Buck is pinned but he kicks out.
Flash Forward: Cousin Luke stomps on Mikey Whipwreck. He makes a desperation tag but the referee didn't see it, he was too busy reprimanding Cousin butch. While the ref tries to remove Mikey Whipwreck from the ring, the Bushwackers double team Zumhoffe. A Bushwacker Battering Ram gives them the win and the tag team straps.
Winner: The BushwackersGene:[/color] We have new tag team champions, the Bushwackers! Now for match number two of the Round Robin Title Series. If Sean O'Haire wins this one, we'll have one more match, a dream match between Dynamite Kid and Rob Van Dam. That would also mean that Sean O'Haire will leave this arena as world Champion.
A large set of red and blue dice roll down the ramp and land on 5. The Dynamite Kid and Sean O'Haire come to the ring.
The World Title Round Robin - Dynamite Kid vs. Sean O'Haire[/color]
Sean O'Haire starts strong but loses offense when a shoulder tackle misses. Dynamite Kid hits him with a German suplex but a chop is blocked. The two go back and forth until Dynamite hits Sean with a scoop slam and the Flying Headbutt. O'Haire kicks out of the pin. Dynamite hits O'Haire with flying presses, piledriver, and a German suplex.
Flash Forward: Sean goes into the turnbuckle after an Irish whip reversal. He bounces out and Dynamite clobbers him with a forearm.
He then hits O'Haire with a snap suplex but a punch is blocked. Sean devastates Dynamite Kid with the Sean Bomb but Dynamite kicks out of the pin. Sean lands a kidney punch but Dynamite manages to roll away from a clothesline. The Dynamite Kid lands a series of Dynamite clotheslines and snap suplexes before coming out of nowhere with a rollup. Sean O'Haire doesn't kick out in time. (SOH: 7 fatigue, DK: 2 fatigue)
Winner: Dynamite KidGrant:[/color] What a match. The next match is a triple threat match for the TV Title. Over the month of February, nine men have fought but only three have qualified to be in tonights match.
The TV Championship - Davey Boy Smith vs.. The Blue Meanie vs. "Bullet" Bob Armstrong[/color]
The match was wild; a back and forth match. Nobody held the momentum for very long. Davey Boy tried to start the offense early but was attacked by Armstrong as he focused on the Blue Meanie. All three men had it out before the Meanie went through the ropes to the floor. Bob Armstrong hit him with an ax handle from the apron and left him on the floor. Davey Boy rushed outside to fling Meanie back in and then yelled at Armstrong about not wanting a count out. Both of them then started wailing on each other.
Flash Forward: Davey Boy dominates as he drops Bullet Bob with a delayed vertical suplex. He follows with a series of moves before turning his focus to Blue Meanie. Meanie rushes him but Davey Boy blocks a wild punch and performs a hiplock takedown. Te Bullet attacks Smith from behind, knocking him into the corner. He then dropkicks the Blue Meanie. A fireman's carry puts Davey Boy down but Bob finds himself in an atomic drop from the Meanie. Meanie misses a People's Leg Drop and catches a karate chop from Armstrong. Armstrong then leaps onto Meanie's back and slaps on the Sleeper for the win. Davey Bo is too late for the save and is furious.
Winner: "Bullet" Bob ArmstrongGene:[/color] Bullet Bob Armstrong, one of the newer members of the BSW is the new champion. He was also considered by some to be the underdog of the match. Congratulations Bullet!
Grant:[/color] Now for a dream match. Rob Van Dam vs. the Dynamite Kid for the BSW world title. It is the Battle of the Ages. One of these men will be the champion and I bet Sean O'Haire is really upset about it.
The World Title Round Robin - Dynamite Kid vs. Rob Van Dam[/color]
Rob Van Dam is rubbing his eyes a little as he enters the ring. The match starts when Dynamite Kid tosses RVD into the ropes and misses a shoulder tackle. RVD flings Dynamite into the turnbuckle but Dynamite gets his knees up. RVD is stretched in a Boston Crab and then takes a snap suplex. Another snap suplex sets RVD up for a deathjump. Dynamite goes for the pin but RVD kicks out.
Flash Forward: RVD hits Dynamite Kid with a pescado, a split legged moonsault and a spinning legdrop. Dynamite Kid goes into the turnbuckle again and RVD follows. Dynamite flips over the rope and RVD hits the turnbuckle. Dynamite then grabs RVD's head and drops to the floor, guillotining RVD.
Flash Forward: Dynamite Kid misses a running knee lift. He's tossed into the turnbuckle for a third time and this time, he bounces off and hits RVD with a Dynamite Lariat. Dynamite Kid follows with a Flying Headbutt and goes for the pin. RVD kicks out, but only split second AFTER the referee counts three. (RVD: 2 fatigue, DK: 2 fatigue)
Winner: Dynamite KidDavey Boy Smith comes out to celebrate with Dynamite Kid. Dynamite is wore out and shakes RVD's hand. Dynamite Kid turns around and rests on the turnbuckle. He leans on it and looks at the fans. As he does this, he doesn't see Davey Boy Smith tossing RVD over the top rope.
Dynamite Kid raises himself from the turnbuckle and holds his belt up. He turns around and Davey Boy Smith lifts him onto his shoulder. He backs up into the corner and performs a running powerslam on Dynamite Kid. Dynamite Kid is still holding the belt and Davey Boy rips it from his grasp. He points to it and then himself as he screams at the booing fans. The camera fades.