Post by wildfire on Jan 10, 2008 0:40:59 GMT -4
Thanks guys! I hope you like the Graham's swan song...
Stampede TV
Jan. 7th, 2008
Ed Whalen: Welcome to a new year of Stampede Wrestling! We have a huge main even for you this evening, with former champ Don Muraco and “Diamond” Tim Flowers taking on the Ghetto Blasters for the right to challenge for ANY title the winner sees fit. Owen Hart (huge pop) will get things started for us in the ring tonight.
EDWARD CARPENTIER def. Owen Hart with the Flying Somersault @ 8:28
Carpentier seems to have finally got a rhythm going as he wins this one handily. Owen put up a good fight, but the were never really any doubt who would come out on top.
Ed Whalen: It’s great to see one of the family back in Stampede Owen.. how’s your dad?
Hart: He’s great Ed, and very happy to see Stampede back in the family. It tore him up when those crazy lumberjacks down south took over. Luckily, Keith convinced him to let the lawyers help this time so that it couldn’t happen again.
Ed Whalen: That’s great! I wanted to (Drum and Bugles sound as JP Foley marches down to the ring, to a chorus of boos)
Foley: I thought this was a wrestling show, not the Hart family news bulletin. (Foley chuckles at his joke, as the crowd boos) Let me tell you something, there’s no place in wrestling for families, it leads to nothing but trouble. GET OUT HERE IF YOU WANT THESE PAYCHECKS! (Foley waves four envelopes around.. and a minute or so, with Foley fuming Dr. Jerry and Eddie come out… followed (sort of) by Luke and George the Animal)
Dr. Jerry: Listen JP, there’s no need..
Foley: There’s every need! This is an ARMY. You can’t just let those to retards run amok. You told me you could control them. I gave you EVERYTHING. Even when this jerkwad’s legal shenanigans (jacks his thumb over at the Owen and the approaching Keith Hart) took my GM job away, I still gave you a chance, and for what? So Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum could lose me the tag titles?
Dr. Jerry: Now hold on…(Eddie looks angry, Dr. Jerry seems not to notice… Foley gets in his face, and points his finger at him)
Foley: I have nothing more to say to you lunatics! Take you last checks and hit the bricks, you’re gone, the lot of you! There’s a bus outside to take you to new employers.
Eddie: You can’t just…
Foley: Of course I can! I OWN you, as far as the LWA is concern, and I’m done with you, good riddance! (Foley was poking Graham in the chest for emphasis, when Eddie grabbed the finger and twisted it, until Foley’s wrist popped and Foley yelped in pain. Dr. Jerry tore up the envelopes and left them at Foley’s feet as he and Eddie left. Luke entered the ring and started attempted to piece the envelopes back together, then Steele, followed, eating the pieces. Luke had begun to follow suit when security cleared the ring and the EMT took Foley to the back. Luke, as he past, hit Foley on the forehead with a HUGE spitball before smiling, an evil, intelligent look in his eyes)
(Ed Whalen, looking shaken, returned to the interview area)
Whalen: That was certainly interesting… looks like we’ve seen the end of Foley’s new ‘First family of Canadian Wrestling’. Let’s get back to the action!
DON LEO JONATHAN def. Eddie Sullivan @ 5:39 with a flying elbow.
DLJ avenged his house show debut loss and was very impressive in his first TV appearance.
SPIROS ARION def. Karl Kox after repeated low blows @ 5:15.
This one was ugly. Arion resorted to stopping to Kox’s level, as both men fogot about wrestling and tried to choke each other out. When the referee step in to separate them, Arion nailed Kox with a low blow, then convince the referee to look into the crowd in order to kick Kox several time in the groin area. Kox was nearly in tears as Arion covered him easily.
Commisioner Hart: Now hold on! This is not some two-bit establishment with no rules and no order. Here in Canada, we wrestle, we don’t kick and bite like a drunk in a bar room! It’s clear to me you two can’t give these fans what they want until you’re settled. So next week, its settled. The two of you will wrestle again, with me as the referee.. the loser will not return to Stampede. Behave yourselves until then, or I just may change my mind.
Whalen: That’s a whale of an announcement! I’m not sure the commissioner should get rid of both of them, it seems the Golden Greek really tarnished himself tonight. The next bout comes from a challenge from Gene Kniski after Friday’s show (clips are show of Verne Gagne’s debut, and Kniski battling Singh)
GAGNE/KNISKI def. Mystery of the Orient by DQ when Kamata was Dqed @ 4:16
This one started out with some excellent tag team wrestling, but Kamata and Singh quickly threw the rule book out the window when Gagne mounted some offense, as Kamata nailed him for the 2nd time in a row.
JOHN PESEK def. Sam Oliver Bass @ 11:31 with a Double Wristlock.
Match of the night so far! Bass seemed determined not to tap out, but Persk gave him no choice in the end.
DON MURACO/TIM FLOWERS def. Ghetto Blasters when Rough ‘n’ Tumble hit the ring and beat down Bad News Allen @ 3:18
Scotty Poe made the cardinal mistake of tag wrestling.. don’t hold up the ref. While he was trying to get the referee to turn around and look, Rough ‘n’ Tumble helped Muraco beat down Bad News Allen, and set him up for an easy pin after an atomic drop by Tim Flowers. Allen took some time to get up, but was furious when he finally did, and even Scotty stayed far clear of him.
Muraco: You people are probably too stupid to understand (loud boos) but after winning that match, I’ll be taking back MY Stampede title from that British prig Robinson. These fine men here (indicating Bass and McGraw) will get a chance at the tag titles. (Commissioner Hart comes out to start arguing, but Muraco holds up his hand) Calm down there, Keith, I’m not trying to take your… job (Muraco and Flowers laugh) See, I won the match, so I say Rough ‘n’ Tumble get a tag team title shot, that’s what the deal stipulation was for this match. If you look again at MY contract, I already GET a rematch for MY title. (Hart tells him he’ll be sure to check, then leaves). Don’t worry fans, the Magnificent Muraco will be your champ again soon enough.
Whalen: That’s some turn of events! We’re out of time. See you next week!
Stampede TV
Jan. 7th, 2008
Ed Whalen: Welcome to a new year of Stampede Wrestling! We have a huge main even for you this evening, with former champ Don Muraco and “Diamond” Tim Flowers taking on the Ghetto Blasters for the right to challenge for ANY title the winner sees fit. Owen Hart (huge pop) will get things started for us in the ring tonight.
EDWARD CARPENTIER def. Owen Hart with the Flying Somersault @ 8:28
Carpentier seems to have finally got a rhythm going as he wins this one handily. Owen put up a good fight, but the were never really any doubt who would come out on top.
Ed Whalen: It’s great to see one of the family back in Stampede Owen.. how’s your dad?
Hart: He’s great Ed, and very happy to see Stampede back in the family. It tore him up when those crazy lumberjacks down south took over. Luckily, Keith convinced him to let the lawyers help this time so that it couldn’t happen again.
Ed Whalen: That’s great! I wanted to (Drum and Bugles sound as JP Foley marches down to the ring, to a chorus of boos)
Foley: I thought this was a wrestling show, not the Hart family news bulletin. (Foley chuckles at his joke, as the crowd boos) Let me tell you something, there’s no place in wrestling for families, it leads to nothing but trouble. GET OUT HERE IF YOU WANT THESE PAYCHECKS! (Foley waves four envelopes around.. and a minute or so, with Foley fuming Dr. Jerry and Eddie come out… followed (sort of) by Luke and George the Animal)
Dr. Jerry: Listen JP, there’s no need..
Foley: There’s every need! This is an ARMY. You can’t just let those to retards run amok. You told me you could control them. I gave you EVERYTHING. Even when this jerkwad’s legal shenanigans (jacks his thumb over at the Owen and the approaching Keith Hart) took my GM job away, I still gave you a chance, and for what? So Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum could lose me the tag titles?
Dr. Jerry: Now hold on…(Eddie looks angry, Dr. Jerry seems not to notice… Foley gets in his face, and points his finger at him)
Foley: I have nothing more to say to you lunatics! Take you last checks and hit the bricks, you’re gone, the lot of you! There’s a bus outside to take you to new employers.
Eddie: You can’t just…
Foley: Of course I can! I OWN you, as far as the LWA is concern, and I’m done with you, good riddance! (Foley was poking Graham in the chest for emphasis, when Eddie grabbed the finger and twisted it, until Foley’s wrist popped and Foley yelped in pain. Dr. Jerry tore up the envelopes and left them at Foley’s feet as he and Eddie left. Luke entered the ring and started attempted to piece the envelopes back together, then Steele, followed, eating the pieces. Luke had begun to follow suit when security cleared the ring and the EMT took Foley to the back. Luke, as he past, hit Foley on the forehead with a HUGE spitball before smiling, an evil, intelligent look in his eyes)
(Ed Whalen, looking shaken, returned to the interview area)
Whalen: That was certainly interesting… looks like we’ve seen the end of Foley’s new ‘First family of Canadian Wrestling’. Let’s get back to the action!
DON LEO JONATHAN def. Eddie Sullivan @ 5:39 with a flying elbow.
DLJ avenged his house show debut loss and was very impressive in his first TV appearance.
SPIROS ARION def. Karl Kox after repeated low blows @ 5:15.
This one was ugly. Arion resorted to stopping to Kox’s level, as both men fogot about wrestling and tried to choke each other out. When the referee step in to separate them, Arion nailed Kox with a low blow, then convince the referee to look into the crowd in order to kick Kox several time in the groin area. Kox was nearly in tears as Arion covered him easily.
Commisioner Hart: Now hold on! This is not some two-bit establishment with no rules and no order. Here in Canada, we wrestle, we don’t kick and bite like a drunk in a bar room! It’s clear to me you two can’t give these fans what they want until you’re settled. So next week, its settled. The two of you will wrestle again, with me as the referee.. the loser will not return to Stampede. Behave yourselves until then, or I just may change my mind.
Whalen: That’s a whale of an announcement! I’m not sure the commissioner should get rid of both of them, it seems the Golden Greek really tarnished himself tonight. The next bout comes from a challenge from Gene Kniski after Friday’s show (clips are show of Verne Gagne’s debut, and Kniski battling Singh)
GAGNE/KNISKI def. Mystery of the Orient by DQ when Kamata was Dqed @ 4:16
This one started out with some excellent tag team wrestling, but Kamata and Singh quickly threw the rule book out the window when Gagne mounted some offense, as Kamata nailed him for the 2nd time in a row.
JOHN PESEK def. Sam Oliver Bass @ 11:31 with a Double Wristlock.
Match of the night so far! Bass seemed determined not to tap out, but Persk gave him no choice in the end.
DON MURACO/TIM FLOWERS def. Ghetto Blasters when Rough ‘n’ Tumble hit the ring and beat down Bad News Allen @ 3:18
Scotty Poe made the cardinal mistake of tag wrestling.. don’t hold up the ref. While he was trying to get the referee to turn around and look, Rough ‘n’ Tumble helped Muraco beat down Bad News Allen, and set him up for an easy pin after an atomic drop by Tim Flowers. Allen took some time to get up, but was furious when he finally did, and even Scotty stayed far clear of him.
Muraco: You people are probably too stupid to understand (loud boos) but after winning that match, I’ll be taking back MY Stampede title from that British prig Robinson. These fine men here (indicating Bass and McGraw) will get a chance at the tag titles. (Commissioner Hart comes out to start arguing, but Muraco holds up his hand) Calm down there, Keith, I’m not trying to take your… job (Muraco and Flowers laugh) See, I won the match, so I say Rough ‘n’ Tumble get a tag team title shot, that’s what the deal stipulation was for this match. If you look again at MY contract, I already GET a rematch for MY title. (Hart tells him he’ll be sure to check, then leaves). Don’t worry fans, the Magnificent Muraco will be your champ again soon enough.
Whalen: That’s some turn of events! We’re out of time. See you next week!