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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 21:47:19 GMT -4
And a "white Harlem Heat"...
Is he trying to imply they are brothers?
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 21:56:37 GMT -4
N.B.T win in a pretty good match ... But the commentary is so very bad.
It's bad enough that you have Madden, Stevie Ray, and Tony... But Konan joins them. Yeah, as bad as you are imagining it is? It's worse.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 21:58:58 GMT -4
Hardcore title match next. Sgt. AWOL vs Reno...
Reno is the all but forgotten NBT... I think it's because of the weird shorts with thong over it ring gear.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:03:29 GMT -4
I hate to speak ill of the dead... But AWOL really was a sack of garbage as a worker.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:08:16 GMT -4
Fit Finlay, working as an agent, gets decked. That's pretty much the highlight of this match, which Reno wins to retain the title.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:14:42 GMT -4
Perfect Event Vs. Misfits in Action is next...
Confession time, I thought Chuck Palumbo was going to be a big star.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:28:21 GMT -4
Given the era, this match is actually paced pretty well, it goes about ten minutes and has some pretty good psychology.
Stevie Ray very generously says of a horrible Chuck Palumbo sleeper hold "it's not locked in as tight as it could be, Tony."
Chavo, sorry Lt Loco gets one of the most luke warm hot tags of all time.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:31:36 GMT -4
Shane Douglas and Torrie Wilson (dressed as Wonder Woman... Smoking hot) are out next. Douglas cuts a vaguely racist promo on Konan.
Tigress comes out alone for what's supposed to be a mix tag match.
Tigress was really, really unattractive. And she can't wrestle. So why is she here?
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:35:20 GMT -4
Konan, who was beaten down by Jindrak and O'Hare after the tag team triple threat, finally makes his way out.
Okay this was the era where Douglas had a giant protective apparatus on his right elbow. Tigress and Konan are working the left arm, and Madden comments that they are targeting the injured elbow. God he sucks.
And then Madden gets worse by advocating male on female violence.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:37:11 GMT -4
Close up of Torrie tells us exactly how cold it is in the arena.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:39:41 GMT -4
Filthy Animals win...
Horrible match.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:40:06 GMT -4
Flair promo!
Unfortunately, it's David Flair.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:42:27 GMT -4
Buff Bagwell vs David Flair in a "DNA match", otherwise called a first blood match.
Cause David Flair thinks Buff knocked up his girlfriend Stacy Kebler.
Oh, and David and Stacy were a real couple at this point. Wrap your brain around that.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:43:37 GMT -4
Wanna know when your match is in trouble? When Buff Bagwell is the best guy in it.
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Post by guiltyparty on Oct 14, 2014 22:45:23 GMT -4
Flair does a bunch of his dad's spots... Badly.
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